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(New Musical Express)   Teenager who lost half a finger during an illegal rave says he stayed and partied and didn't seek medical attention because the bass had been dropped and it was "hard"   (nme.com) divider line 87
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2014-06-19 09:24:43 PM
Party on, numbnuts.
 
2014-06-19 10:12:08 PM
I can't biatch because my generation did a bunch of equally as stupid things. Common sense at that age isn't the greatest -- and it cuts across the generations.
 
2014-06-19 11:16:21 PM
Was he potted up on the weed? It's a wonder he isn't dead from an overdose.
 
2014-06-19 11:16:30 PM

Rik01: I can't biatch because my generation did a bunch of equally as stupid things. Common sense at that age isn't the greatest -- and it cuts across the generations.


And apparently, pinkies.
 
2014-06-19 11:16:55 PM
He's a monster!
 
2014-06-19 11:18:22 PM
"totally sober"

Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
 
2014-06-19 11:18:26 PM
I think we've all been there.

/there are still raves?
//PLUR!
 
2014-06-19 11:23:04 PM
I wish I were younger so I could do stupid shiat like this without getting thrown in a nursing home.
 
2014-06-19 11:24:02 PM
"Who has nine and a half fingers and told you he was hard core!?"
 
2014-06-19 11:24:47 PM
More importantly, who dropped the fish?
 
2014-06-19 11:28:00 PM

radarlove: I think we've all been there.

/there are still raves?
//PLUR!


Where else are you going to find chicks on e that would totally do you except for the fact that farking on e would be the best experience ever and sex would be a shell of itself after that.
 
2014-06-19 11:29:17 PM
I'm going to skank until I can't skank any more

He said skank twice.
 
2014-06-19 11:30:30 PM
Eh, people have finished out sports matches where they've lost bits of fingers. Not really very different.

Also, I tend to agree with the Weeners in the article that if he'd ripped out or broken off the bones in the finger, he'd have been in too much pain to continue. My guess is he took off the fingertip.
 
2014-06-19 11:32:16 PM
images.paraorkut.com
 
2014-06-19 11:34:23 PM
Although I can't put my finger on it, the kid seems a little out of touch.
 
2014-06-19 11:35:26 PM
Is that chunk of finger still hanging in the alarm box? Did they reattach it? Is the skank still droppin hard? So many unanswered questions.
 
2014-06-19 11:37:20 PM

fusillade762: I'm going to skank until I can't skank any more

He said skank twice.


You keep using those words. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
 
2014-06-19 11:38:42 PM

cretinbob: [images.paraorkut.com image 500x514]


wrong genre.

that's one of those idiot pit ninja's notorious for attending metalcore/hardcore shows.

ravers are a whole 'nother thing entirely.

/likes EDM
//thinks raves and the culture associated with it is retarded.
///metalcore still sucks.
 
2014-06-19 11:42:24 PM
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-06-19 11:46:16 PM
 
2014-06-19 11:46:39 PM

MechaPyx: You keep using those words. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.


I thought "skanking" was what rudeboys did to ska.

First time I've ever heard it used for dance music.
 
2014-06-19 11:46:55 PM
i.imgur.com

obscure?
 
2014-06-19 11:48:44 PM

pueblonative: radarlove: I think we've all been there.

/there are still raves?
//PLUR!

Where else are you going to find chicks on e that would totally do you except for the fact that farking on e would be the best experience ever and sex would be a shell of itself after that.


Judging by your screename and the fact that you know exactly how every rolling girl I've ever danced with has shot me down, I'm guessing you've been to Bishop's Castle before.

=)
 
2014-06-19 11:51:51 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-19 11:52:21 PM
Wait until they tell him it won't grow back.
 
2014-06-19 11:53:12 PM
Skanking?

I'm so unhip it's a miracle my butt doesn't fall off.
 
2014-06-19 11:54:09 PM
Just the tip.
 
2014-06-19 11:54:27 PM
 
2014-06-19 11:55:25 PM

GonzoNihilist: "Who has nine and a half fingers and told you he was hard core!?"


Good thing he still has his thumbs
 
2014-06-20 12:01:46 AM
www.interpunk.com

/skank
 
2014-06-20 12:08:20 AM
 
2014-06-20 12:10:27 AM

FarkinGoofy: When will the bass drop?


How did I miss your comment?
 
2014-06-20 12:13:49 AM
i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-20 12:14:42 AM
 
2014-06-20 12:14:59 AM
This will be a thread where you can tell who got laid in high school/college and who didn't.
 
2014-06-20 12:19:56 AM

Dead Bronco: [i61.tinypic.com image 480x360]


That little girl brightens my day every time I see her.  =)
 
2014-06-20 12:42:29 AM
He could have got some skankin' drugs at the hospital.
 
2014-06-20 12:44:19 AM

SpdrJay: I wish I were younger so I could do stupid shiat like this without getting thrown in a nursing home.


Amen, I do something like that and its a Thorazine drip and a trip to a nice comfy padded cell with all the strained peas I can stomach
 
2014-06-20 12:44:51 AM
I thought a skank, or skanky, meant an undesirable woman of ill repute. TFA is trying to trick me into using it the wrong way. Yeah, like I'm going to yell out woohoo, I'm gonna skank it up tonight at the next party.
 
2014-06-20 12:47:58 AM
I once gutted my palm into a giant sloppy vagina while skateboarding. Thanks to adrenaline it was surprisingly painless. Day after on the other hand...

/didn't know ska kids danced at raves
 
2014-06-20 12:48:53 AM

SpdrJay: I wish I were younger so I could do stupid shiat like this without getting thrown in a nursing home.


That about sums it up for me. My band has a gig tomorrow night, and I've already started premedicating.

Also, the kid's lying.
 
2014-06-20 12:50:13 AM
Good times.  Good times.  Drugs, sex, lots of booze and what I guess passed for rock'n roll in the late 90's/early 00.

Now I'm just a boring married guy posting on Fark :(
 
2014-06-20 12:57:13 AM

elkboy: When will the bass drop?


That's pretty funny.  Also a bit WTF.
 
2014-06-20 12:57:32 AM

MadAzza: SpdrJay: I wish I were younger so I could do stupid shiat like this without getting thrown in a nursing home.

That about sums it up for me. My band has a gig tomorrow night, and I've already started premedicating.

Also, the kid's lying.


I thought so too until I clicked the Vice link in the article.

assets.vice.com

/I once saw a show where the idiot guitarist broke a string and decided it was a good idea to wrap the guitar sting around his finger to get a grip and yank it off. I dunno if he expected to restring his sixth string in-between songs but he ended up pretty much skinning his finger to the bone.
 
2014-06-20 12:58:36 AM

GonzoNihilist: "Who has nine and a half fingers and told you he was hard core!?"


burnpit.us
Total badass
 
2014-06-20 01:00:57 AM
People keep mentioning skanks but I don't see any,  wtf?

/what the face!
 
2014-06-20 01:14:00 AM
Pinky. Fark it. The bass was hard.
 
2014-06-20 01:41:26 AM
 
2014-06-20 01:42:29 AM
Damn kids.  Both my grandfathers lost parts of fingers the old school way...careless use of power tools.

/doesn't use power tools for a reason
 
2014-06-20 01:58:39 AM
 
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