Bathia_Mapes: The admin who runs the queues on Saturday has greenlit the fundraising thread for AlienDandelion. It will go live on the FarkUs tab in roughly two hours.
exvaxman: My kid is never going to talk to me again. On the way to the humane society a police officer who knows us pulled up next to us, saw me cross myself and laughed. He was behind us at a light in a "tourist" area when I pulled myself out of the passenger side window screaming "I want to live!"He hit the lights and siren, going on the PA after that " mr. Xxx. Get back in the car. Everyone has to deal with their teenager learning to drive". There was much mirth in the area. Even better, a scout mother we knew was there and handed me a prescription bottle winking. She had put tic tacs in it and said in a loud voice "demerol". I tilted the bottle and ate them all. The policeman again got on the PA telling me to get in the car, everyone needs to teach their kid how to drive. So, right now he is doing his shift at the humane society livid at me. But I did get a lot of laughs.
micromedic: See, what had happened was... I was driving along a road and this little kitten was in the middle of the road. so OF COURSE I stopped. This little one isn't in the best of shape, but so far he's doing ok. Conjunctivitis to the point of possible blindness best case scenario and worse case, loss of his eyes. URI, not surprising... and all the other stuff associated with... well... strays... so, we have a new addition. Caturday family meet Clarence III or whatever name he might come in to.. : )
yobbery: Hi everyone.What's going on in here?
Bathia_Mapes: Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Well, I finally fingured out how to submit links and got Alien's gofundme link request submitted for FarkUs. It's all up on the modmins now. The ball has been hauled into their court Now we play with the waiting game. It's their moove.Aaaand, that's it; I can't think of any more corny dramatic phrases to parody.Seriously, I'm really calling on all my luck, and the luck of others, that this goes through. Our Alien is a sweet kid (kid from my perspective) and deserves better in life than what has happened to her. The more who can help her, the bigger a shot she has at beating the odds and going on to a happier phase of her life.Positive waves, everbuddy![img.fark.net image 201x186][img.fark.net image 480x640]The admin who runs the queues on Saturday has greenlit the fundraising thread for AlienDandelion. It will go live on the FarkUs tab in roughly two hours.
Mrs CDK: Thanks for the well wishes, guize. I had half my insides removed (a hysterectomy with salpingo-oophorectomy) on Tuesday and I haven't been able to do much more than sleep or feel sick since. I still haven't even read half the thread yet. I suppose things will be better next weekend. Hugs to those who need them this week.I'm going to take another nap. g'nite!Couldn't log into Google so no pic...
Deathbymeteor: RWDA, there's a good arrangement. Things get cleaned, kid earns reward, everyone wins (except the dirt. lazy lazy dirt)
yobbery: Still eating Jello here at casa de YobberyI woke up this morning with very swollen salivary glands. I decided to check the internet to see if I it was nothing to worry about or if I had five minutes to live....because we all know there is no middle ground on the internet.Internet said I had five minutes to live. I thought it a would be a good idea to get hold of someone. Fortunately the surgeon's office had Saturday hours. It isn't something that happens often and they wanted me to come in so they could look. Turns out everything is fine....was just probably some kuck from the healing process that caused the ducts to clog. Swelling went down and everything is fine now.I'm going for solid food tomorrow.[www.smugmug.com image 541x450]
yobbery: Swelling went down and everything is fine now.
John Buck 41: Just got back from a birthday party (50th) for a co-worker who also happens to be the g/f of my boss. What a good time. Nothing like a late afternoon/early evening outdoor get-together in Maine on the first day of summer.[farm3.staticflickr.com image 640x480]
lilyspad: Mrs CDK: Thanks for the well wishes, guize. I had half my insides removed (hysa terectomy with salpingo-oophorectomy) on Tuesday and I haven't been able to do much more than sleep or feel sick since. I still haven't even read half the thread yet. I suppose things will be better next weekend. Hugs to those who need them this week.I'm going to take another nap. g'nite!Couldn't log into Google so no pic...I'm not sure what all of that is, but it sounds like "ouch". I'm really sorry, and I hope you feel tons better really soon!!!! *gentle hugs*
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