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(Daily Mail)   Former porn star to run for school board... and you've already clicked the link before I can say that the former porn star is a dude   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2014-06-20 12:40:13 AM  
Ron Jeremy?

/drtfa
 
2014-06-20 02:11:52 AM  
Yeah, I clicked the link at pornstar...tl;dr
 
2014-06-20 02:12:22 AM  
img180.imageshack.us

What high schooler couldn't learn from him, and learn how to paint an entire room with a 5 minute money shot? I could've used that knowledge back in the day.
 
2014-06-20 02:14:55 AM  
I mis-clicked while still reading the headline subby.  So I win!
 
2014-06-20 02:14:56 AM  
I worked with a guy I recognized from porn (face and a unique tattoo). Out of professionalism I never brought it up, but you could see he was apprehensive when meeting new people, just in case someone recognized and brought it up.
 
2014-06-20 02:17:05 AM  
LOL. Good luck, guy. Maybe in Canada.
 
2014-06-20 02:17:23 AM  
I think the word "star" is thrown around too casually when referring to porn actors.
 
2014-06-20 02:26:28 AM  
"Former porn star is running for new role as a school board member... and he wants better sex in school"


Yea well Toronto has Nikki Benz running for mayor
images.t-nation.com
 
2014-06-20 02:30:38 AM  

Boo_Guy: "Former porn star is running for new role as a school board member... and he wants better sex in school"


Yea well Toronto has Nikki Benz running for mayor
[images.t-nation.com image 399x564]


Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...
 
2014-06-20 02:37:36 AM  

Paris1127: Boo_Guy: "Former porn star is running for new role as a school board member... and he wants better sex in school"


Yea well Toronto has Nikki Benz running for mayor
[images.t-nation.com image 399x564]

Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...


Never heard of Naughty America?

Uh...I mean, you know, me neither.
 
2014-06-20 02:38:52 AM  
And the speeches would go like:

"Bright high schoolers, you are the future. But times are tough, and the recession isn't going away. College is great, but start considering a gig with Teens For Cash, Max Hardcore, Bang Bus, and Bookworm Biatches, and one day you too can pay for college! Keep your head up high, but more importantly keep it down there. Keep your minds open and your holes even wider!"

Parents love it when you talk to the youth in language they can understand.
But, if I have to vote for any Florida porn star that can truly reach out to the parents:

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

/The MILF Hunter, of course
 
2014-06-20 02:43:04 AM  
Token gay guy here. I approve
 
2014-06-20 02:44:10 AM  

Paris1127: Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...


I just wonder which continent Canada is in. North something. Hmm.
 
2014-06-20 02:49:56 AM  

Chaminade: Paris1127: Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...

I just wonder which continent Canada is in. North something. Hmm.


Do Canadians get all pissy about the America thing like the South Americans do?
 
2014-06-20 03:16:22 AM  

robohobo: Chaminade: Paris1127: Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...

I just wonder which continent Canada is in. North something. Hmm.

Do Canadians get all pissy about the America thing like the South Americans do?


In my experience,  no.
 
2014-06-20 03:27:03 AM  
It sucks the porn career will probably be used against him, because he sounds like he actually knows what the hell he's talking about, and that's a rarity for school boards.

His math tutoring must be fun though.  If Cindi has two cocks in her mouth and one in her ass, how many cocks are in Cindi all together?
 
2014-06-20 03:43:00 AM  

Boo_Guy: robohobo: Chaminade: Paris1127: Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...

I just wonder which continent Canada is in. North something. Hmm.

Do Canadians get all pissy about the America thing like the South Americans do?

In my experience,  no.


They prefer the term "America's Hat"
 
2014-06-20 03:49:47 AM  
I still don't think he'll be able to penetrate the bureaucracy.
 
2014-06-20 04:05:18 AM  

Witness99: Boo_Guy: robohobo: Chaminade: Paris1127: Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...

I just wonder which continent Canada is in. North something. Hmm.

Do Canadians get all pissy about the America thing like the South Americans do?

In my experience,  no.

They prefer the term "America's Hat"


Oui!
i162.photobucket.com
=)
 
2014-06-20 04:32:23 AM  
My only porn star CSB:

On a business trip to L.A., our group of about twelve was having dinner at a nightclub. Ron Jeremy was also there for dinner.

One of our guys asks the waiter to ask Ron to stop by our table to say hello. The waiter returns to say he'd be happy to after he was finished eating. About 20 minutes later, Ron stops by our table, makes small talk, he was a super cordial guy.

One guy gets up the nerve to ask for his autograph. Ron says "Sure, but only if I can sign your head" (the guy was bald). He says of course! So Ron whips out a Sharpie, signs his bald head, and says goodnight.

We get back to the hotel, and only then do we realize he had signed his name completely reversed... we had to view the guys' head in the mirror to read it. It was perfectly legible. Ron dashed it off in less than 3 seconds like it was nothing. Unfortunately no pictures!

/end CSB
 
2014-06-20 05:55:59 AM  
I was in a movie called Fresno Smooth with Ron. Nice dude. We had to wait for some set problems to get fixed. We sat for a few hours in a hotel room chatting. Holy shi at, his armpits stunk. Like, the whole room. Still, he is a legend./PS I am in the Mexican restaurant scene with him
 
2014-06-20 06:15:19 AM  
I can't believe that anyone could support something so terrible.

I mean, I've heard of some terrible things, but what kind of monster lets someone of poor enough character to join a school board corrupt the relatively positive-influence and innocent world of pornography?  And what kind of terrible influence might he be in that position?  Can you imagine, our pure-hearted masturbators learning to openly make hiring decision based on explicit racism, try to fire teachers because they had a beer once in college or went to a beach on a vacation, or change major procedures with millions of dollars in associated costs with an ad-hoc agenda item?

I don't know about you, but I think we should ban these kinds of horrible people from those kinds of positions of influence.

// It's bad enough that the pizza lobby has infiltrated with their sinister sausage-based agenda.
 
2014-06-20 07:13:22 AM  

angelwolf65: Token gay guy here. I approve


So this is a candidate you can get behind?  :)
 
2014-06-20 07:33:21 AM  
Also goes by the stage name 'Buck Naked'.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-20 08:05:56 AM  
*grabs popcorn* Some teach was fired early this year? or late last year - for entering a bikini competition that was shown on one of the radio stations website in Tampa - was asked to leave her position. Lets just see how this pornstar does, I want to see if the school board doesn't get sued.
 
2014-06-20 08:14:01 AM  

kling_klang_bed:

What high schooler couldn't learn from him, and learn how to paint an entire room with a 5 minute money shot? I could've used that knowledge back in the day.

Fun fact: Peter North* is one of my high school's very few "celebrity" alumni.

* whoever that is, I certainly wouldn't have any idea

Jim_Callahan: I can't believe that anyone could support something so terrible.

I mean, I've heard of some terrible things, but what kind of monster lets someone of poor enough character to join a school board corrupt the relatively positive-influence and innocent world of pornography?  And what kind of terrible influence might he be in that position?  Can you imagine, our pure-hearted masturbators learning to openly make hiring decision based on explicit racism, try to fire teachers because they had a beer once in college or went to a beach on a vacation, or change major procedures with millions of dollars in associated costs with an ad-hoc agenda item?


Welp, that pretty much sums it up.  I couldn't agree more.  Well except the racist hiring thing, because I'm pretty sure the casting call for "Black monster cocks ravage tiny white chicks XXXVII" does not meet equal opportunities standards.
 
2014-06-20 08:22:02 AM  
I guess the pro-gay thing only goes so far.
 
2014-06-20 08:29:01 AM  
Good for him.  Nothing wrong with porn or the porn industry.  If you don't want to watch it, then don't watch it.  The man was doing something to make a living instead of waiting for the gov't to take care of him.
 
2014-06-20 08:34:12 AM  

Paris1127: Boo_Guy: "Former porn star is running for new role as a school board member... and he wants better sex in school"


Yea well Toronto has Nikki Benz running for mayor
[images.t-nation.com image 399x564]

Yet her breasts say America... Someone should give her a geography lesson...


Maybe her breasts were 'Made in America' or at least "Assembled in America from parts Made in China"  But you'd have to have double D's for that disclaimer
 
2014-06-20 09:08:51 AM  
Just moved to that county, so really getting a kick...

/totes voting for him..because Florida!
 
2014-06-20 09:21:15 AM  
I would put my ballot in his slot.
 
2014-06-20 09:51:06 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I think the word "star" is thrown around too casually when referring to porn actors.


It's a consolation prize over the fact that they'll always be hated and looked down upon by the same elements of society that consume their art product.  You'll never be a "real" actor, you'll always be called "a whore", people will always expect you to be sexually available while also hating you, but hey, at least you're a "star" of porn.

Also it's one less syllable so it rolls off the tongue better.  "Pornstar" instead of "porn actor."
 
2014-06-20 10:15:19 AM  
I suppose his campaign motto is:  spare the rod, spoil the child.
 
2014-06-20 10:33:08 AM  
Hey, wait a minute....that's not a pron star. that's a dude!
 
2014-06-20 11:18:43 AM  

uknesvuinng: It sucks the porn career will probably be used against him, because he sounds like he actually knows what the hell he's talking about, and that's a rarity for school boards.

His math tutoring must be fun though.   If Cindi has two cocks in her mouth and one in her ass, how many cocks are in Cindi all together?


Not quite enough.
 
2014-06-20 11:25:51 AM  
FTFA: Mech has two PhDs in media economics and human sexuality and computer science

Are they 1. "media economics and human sexuality" and 2. computer science, or 1. "media economics" and 2. "human sexuality and computer science"?
 
2014-06-20 11:36:02 AM  

Banned on the Run: FTFA: Mech has two PhDs in media economics and human sexuality and computer science

Are they 1. "media economics and human sexuality" and 2. computer science, or 1. "media economics" and 2. "human sexuality and computer science"?


one of his degrees is from IU (Indiana University)... so it could go either way...
 
2014-06-20 02:16:35 PM  

uknesvuinng: It sucks the porn career will probably be used against him, because he sounds like he actually knows what the hell he's talking about, and that's a rarity for school boards.

His math tutoring must be fun though.  If Cindi has two cocks in her mouth and one in her ass, how many cocks are in Cindi all together?


Obvious answer:  4... because of course, she is a tranny....
 
2014-06-20 05:07:34 PM  
Gee, she looks a lot better without the fright wig.

(Didn't read the captions, either.)
 
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