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(Buzzfeed)   Anti-tax muppet Grover Norquist wants to rename the Washington Redskins to something even more stupid and offensive   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 314
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2014-06-19 07:03:13 PM
Goddamn that man is stupid.
 
2014-06-19 07:11:53 PM
Wow. He wants to call them the Nancies when they lose.
 
2014-06-19 07:20:31 PM
Yeah, but what happens when they fumble the ball and forget where they put it?
 
2014-06-19 07:25:37 PM
"The Washington  Mujahideen"

Cuz he's totally a Muslim Brotherhood fifth columnist...look at that beard!!
 
2014-06-19 07:45:24 PM

Lionel Mandrake: "The Washington  Mujahideen"!


I refuse to click buzzfeed. Is that what his idea actually is?
 
2014-06-19 07:46:40 PM

SilentStrider: Lionel Mandrake: "The Washington  Mujahideen"!

I refuse to click buzzfeed. Is that what his idea actually is?


Waaaay dumber.

The Reagans.
 
2014-06-19 07:49:19 PM
The Nancies backfield is in motion.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-19 07:52:07 PM
Well, what can you expect from a man named after a Muppet?
 
2014-06-19 08:41:03 PM
The Washington Buzzfeeds?

The Washington Gawkers?

The Washington Cracked Lists?
 
2014-06-19 08:45:37 PM
They could always go with something Reagan themed:
Washington Contras
Washington Nancys
Washington Dogwhistles
Washington Tax Raisers
Washington Thatchers
 
2014-06-19 08:48:19 PM
There you go again.
 
2014-06-19 08:54:46 PM
i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-19 09:00:57 PM
the washington's wooden dildos
 
2014-06-19 09:02:06 PM
Pretty sure Reagan himself would regard that as lame.

That said..

The Washington $kimmers
 
2014-06-19 09:02:43 PM
I thought it would at least be "The Gippers."

Too clever for Grover I guess, but what can you expect from someone who can't even get a soup order right?
 
2014-06-19 09:03:04 PM

Paris1127: They could always go with something Reagan themed:
Washington Contras
Washington Nancys
Washington Dogwhistles
Washington Tax Raisers
Washington Thatchers


Washington IgnoreAIDSasitbecomesanepidemics
 
2014-06-19 09:04:08 PM
Didn't Reagan hate unions?

As far as I know, NFL players are unionized ...
 
2014-06-19 09:04:21 PM
Party of small government meets the cult of personality
 
2014-06-19 09:05:24 PM
Just steal it from the defunct USFL and be the Washington Federals.

Or, since no part of the team offices, practice facilities, or stadium is in Washington D.C. the possibilities are wide open.
 
2014-06-19 09:05:45 PM
Worked for an airport.
 
2014-06-19 09:06:34 PM
No.
 
2014-06-19 09:07:18 PM
Who?
 
2014-06-19 09:07:19 PM
The Washington Boehners.
 
2014-06-19 09:08:09 PM
Oh, this oughtta be good.

(looks at article)

Nope. It was retarded.
 
2014-06-19 09:09:29 PM
Great idea. Pick a name that the majority of your fan base despises. Those republicans are great at free market.
 
2014-06-19 09:09:29 PM

Calmamity: Goddamn that man is stupid.


If he didn't win the Uterus Lottery when he was born, he'd be mopping Mens rooms at Burger King. I'm sure of it.
 
2014-06-19 09:09:38 PM

Mantour: Didn't Reagan hate unions?

As far as I know, NFL players are unionized ...


He was president of SAG when he was a Democrat. But then the whole airport union thing.

*Shrugs*
 
2014-06-19 09:10:18 PM
I hate offended people.
 
2014-06-19 09:10:41 PM
Yeah, I liked Reagan and I think this is a dumb idea.  Not sure what would be a good name for them.
 
2014-06-19 09:11:46 PM

Calmamity: Goddamn that man is stupid.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2014-06-19 09:12:00 PM
We need to shrink Grover Norquist until he is small enough to drown in a bathtub. Oh, hey, wait! I just had a great idea.
 
2014-06-19 09:12:42 PM
I know I'm alone on this, but I think their name should be changed to the "Washington Warthogs" after a former indoor soccer team from the 90s.
The name is cool (and alliterative), plus it ties in nicely with the Hogettes
 
2014-06-19 09:12:43 PM

thisisarepeat: I hate offended people.


theshake.com.au
 
2014-06-19 09:12:45 PM
One of the best ways to get rid of a one night stand is to whisper into their ear right after doing the deed "the whole time, I pretended you were Grover Norquist". Really, they won't hang around much longer.
 
2014-06-19 09:12:53 PM

GreenAdder: The Washington Buzzfeeds?

The Washington Gawkers?

The Washington Cracked Lists?


...The Washington "You'll Get Over Its"?
 
2014-06-19 09:14:32 PM

LazyMedia: We need to shrink Grover Norquist until he is small enough to drown in a bathtub. Oh, hey, wait! I just had a great idea.


The Washington Bathtub Drownings?
 
2014-06-19 09:14:46 PM
cdn6.foreignpolicyjournal.com
 
2014-06-19 09:15:02 PM
The Washington Liberals?

The Washington Monuments?

The Washington Lobbyists?

The Washington Politically Corrects?

The Washington Scotuses?
 
2014-06-19 09:16:42 PM
Wait, so he does like tax raises then?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-06-19 09:16:49 PM
Go full derp the other way and call them the Washington Maos.
 
2014-06-19 09:17:43 PM
Rename them the Braves. Keep the head logo. No rational dispute remains.
 
2014-06-19 09:17:51 PM
To be fair, Alzheimer's *is* terrifying.
 
2014-06-19 09:18:05 PM
Washington Thebiatchsetmeups
 
2014-06-19 09:18:51 PM
The Washington Therapests?
 
2014-06-19 09:19:13 PM
It would be a sensible name choice if the team were to run in the red spectacularly for 8 years straight and offer to train the players of other teams.
 
2014-06-19 09:19:13 PM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Rename them the Braves. Keep the head logo. No rational dispute remains.


Americans.

/said olbermann
 
2014-06-19 09:19:24 PM
joseelsegundo: Washington Thebiatchsetmeups

Ok that should actually have been The Washington Biatchsetmeups
 
2014-06-19 09:20:10 PM

Boojum2k: Yeah, I liked Reagan and I think this is a dumb idea.  Not sure what would be a good name for them.


Los Angeles Bulldogs
 
2014-06-19 09:20:44 PM
they already cocked up the airport by naming it after reagan, don't mess up the town any more
 
2014-06-19 09:20:50 PM

unyon: Yeah, but what happens when they fumble the ball and forget where they put it?


*golf clap*
 
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