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(Newser)   The stench of death will soon hang heavy in Michigan and it's got nothing to do with Detroit   (newser.com) divider line 20
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2014-06-20 02:23:31 AM  
It belongs in a museum.
 
2014-06-20 03:07:26 AM  
It seems like every botanical place has one of these now, and at least one a year goes off. They've lost the rarity factor.
 
2014-06-20 03:15:45 AM  
Rush Limbaugh is making a public appearance in Detroit?
 
2014-06-20 03:19:05 AM  
Lindsay Lohan is living in Detroit now?
 
2014-06-20 03:30:07 AM  
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Can't wait to see it.
 
2014-06-20 03:36:50 AM  
I saw the one that bloomed at the Houston Arboretum a few years ago. A couple of gardening friends of mine went with me. We could catch whiffs of the stench from the parking lot. Being in the same building with it was slightly nauseating. When we got close, I took a full, deep, lungs-filling breath through my nose and very nearly passed out. That was... bracing.
 
2014-06-20 04:06:47 AM  

whidbey: Rush Limbaugh is making a public appearance in Detroit?


kling_klang_bed: Lindsay Lohan is living in Detroit now?


I heard they're making a porno together.
 
2014-06-20 04:53:59 AM  
"like a rotting corpse OR smelly socks" ???? cuz socks and corpses  are equivalent.
 
2014-06-20 05:56:11 AM  
Can't be any worse than jizz trees.
 
2014-06-20 06:53:27 AM  

PolyHatSnake: I saw the one that bloomed at the Houston Arboretum a few years ago. A couple of gardening friends of mine went with me. We could catch whiffs of the stench from the parking lot. Being in the same building with it was slightly nauseating. When we got close, I took a full, deep, lungs-filling breath through my nose and very nearly passed out. That was... bracing.


People who haven't experienced it can't really conceive of what it's actually like. I've smelled some awful things in my life - and nothing I can think of even comes near it.

TheJoe03: Can't be any worse than jizz trees.


Nothing good ever comes of reading Burroughs. :D
 
2014-06-20 08:07:24 AM  

Freschel: whidbey: Rush Limbaugh is making a public appearance in Detroit?

kling_klang_bed: Lindsay Lohan is living in Detroit now?

I heard they're making a porno together.


I just threw up in my mouth.
 
2014-06-20 08:51:05 AM  
I just assumed we were getting a southern breeze from Cleveland.
 
2014-06-20 09:15:56 AM  

covered in beees: "like a rotting corpse OR smelly socks" ???? cuz socks and corpses  are equivalent.


Yeah, this is what I was thinking.  Now, I know sometimes it's hard to quantify bad smells and you just reach out for the nearest equivalent, but Jesus... I hope there aren't people out there with foot odor bad enough to make their socks smell like a decaying body.
 
2014-06-20 09:21:48 AM  
It happens every year as the Wolverines and Lions prepare for another disappointing season
 
2014-06-20 09:53:51 AM  
The funk of 40,000 years???
 
2014-06-20 10:21:15 AM  
Ann Arbor has a cooler plant: a century plant in bloom.
 
2014-06-20 10:42:20 AM  

dr.zaeus: covered in beees: "like a rotting corpse OR smelly socks" ???? cuz socks and corpses  are equivalent.

Yeah, this is what I was thinking.  Now, I know sometimes it's hard to quantify bad smells and you just reach out for the nearest equivalent, but Jesus... I hope there aren't people out there with foot odor bad enough to make their socks smell like a decaying body.


Necrotic diabetes foot socks?
 
2014-06-20 11:03:26 AM  
The guys here must have never been in a girls' locker room before ..
 
2014-06-20 12:02:33 PM  

Oldiron_79: Freschel: whidbey: Rush Limbaugh is making a public appearance in Detroit?

kling_klang_bed: Lindsay Lohan is living in Detroit now?

I heard they're making a porno together.

I just threw up in my mouth.


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2014-06-20 06:08:58 PM  

Oldiron_79: Freschel: whidbey: Rush Limbaugh is making a public appearance in Detroit?

kling_klang_bed: Lindsay Lohan is living in Detroit now?

I heard they're making a porno together.

I just threw up in my mouth.


You were supposed to swallow.

Now we have to reshoot the whole scene.

These horse rentals are going to kill the budget.
 
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