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(Huffington Post)   Chelsea Handler to continue her alcohol-induced rapid aging on Netflix   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2014-06-19 02:00:46 PM  
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2014-06-19 02:49:34 PM  
I'd say it's their first flop, but then I remembered that show about werewolves.
 
2014-06-19 02:51:27 PM  
And people complain that Hollywood won't give opportunities to women in their sixties.
 
2014-06-19 02:51:28 PM  
"I wanted to sit with the cool kids at lunch so I approached Netflix to make sure they were as cool as I thought they were, and when I confirmed my suspicions, like with any other future lover, I made my move."


I used to think that Handler's entire persona was purposely crafted and manufactured to resemble the most unlikable girl in high school, but now I know she actually is that person.
 
2014-06-19 02:54:20 PM  
She's been a rough 42 since she was 29.
 
2014-06-19 03:00:34 PM  
Meh, I'd hit it.

(But I wouldn't watch her show)
 
2014-06-19 03:05:16 PM  

mcmnky: Meh, I'd hit it.

(But I wouldn't watch her show)


Hope you like viruses.
 
2014-06-19 03:22:32 PM  

mcmnky: Meh, I'd hit it.

(But I wouldn't watch her show)


God help me, I would hit it, also. She has that "skanky milf" appeal.
 
2014-06-19 03:25:34 PM  
*Yawn*

NO1CURR
 
2014-06-19 03:25:49 PM  
She's the female Tucker Max.  My alcoholic ex-girlfriend loves her.
 
2014-06-19 03:46:40 PM  
She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.
 
2014-06-19 03:47:58 PM  

mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.


Buttsecks?
 
2014-06-19 03:48:26 PM  

mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.


Anal?
 
2014-06-19 03:49:20 PM  
Dammit, Gary-L, get outta my head.
 
2014-06-19 03:51:24 PM  

Gary-L: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Buttsecks?


Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Anal?


No no no.  The back of a Volkswagen.
 
2014-06-19 03:59:18 PM  

tricycleracer: Gary-L: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Buttsecks?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Anal?

No no no.   The back of a Volkswagen.


That's not buttsecks?  Hell, Chelsea Handler sounds like a rough running Volkswagen.
 
2014-06-19 04:28:00 PM  
Didn't she make a pr0n tape?
 
2014-06-19 04:40:51 PM  

realmolo: mcmnky: Meh, I'd hit it.

(But I wouldn't watch her show)

God help me, I would hit it, also. She has that "skanky milf" appeal.


Gotta agree with you there. She seems like she'd be a lot of dirty, disgusting, messy fun in the sack.
 
2014-06-19 04:42:12 PM  

Mad_Radhu: realmolo: mcmnky: Meh, I'd hit it.

(But I wouldn't watch her show)

God help me, I would hit it, also. She has that "skanky milf" appeal.

Gotta agree with you there. She seems like she'd be a lot of dirty, disgusting, messy fun in the sack.


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2014-06-19 04:50:10 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I'd say it's their first flop, but then I remembered that show about werewolves.



Somehow that show's second season premieres in July.
 
2014-06-19 05:02:17 PM  

Jaden Smith First of His Name: I'd say it's their first flop, but then I remembered that show about werewolves.


I'm pretty sure they were trying to prove that people would watch farking anything on netflix. It probably worked.
 
2014-06-19 05:03:34 PM  

mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.


New Jersey?
 
2014-06-19 05:13:41 PM  
That broad is gross.
 
2014-06-19 05:18:14 PM  
 
2014-06-19 05:40:40 PM  

Elzar: She's done anal - Fity confirmed it  http://www.examiner.com/article/50-cent-likens-sex-with-chelsea-handl e r-to-wrasslin-a-gator


Is this supposed to surprise me?
 
2014-06-19 05:54:56 PM  
She is at least 43.

at least
 
2014-06-19 06:27:06 PM  

tricycleracer: Gary-L: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Buttsecks?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Anal?

No no no.  The back of a Volkswagen.


Why would you have sex with a Volkswagen?
 
2014-06-19 06:34:54 PM  

CigaretteSmokingMan: tricycleracer: Gary-L: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Buttsecks?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Anal?

No no no.  The back of a Volkswagen.

Why would you have sex with a Volkswagen?


Because it's the "Peoples Wagon"

/bet you did not see that coming
 
2014-06-19 06:42:01 PM  
She looks like she hasn't slept since she was a teenager. She's talentless and unfunny.
 
2014-06-19 07:18:55 PM  

JameZZ82: CigaretteSmokingMan: tricycleracer: Gary-L: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Buttsecks?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.

Anal?

No no no.  The back of a Volkswagen.

Why would you have sex with a Volkswagen?

Because it's the "Peoples Wagon"

/bet you did not see that coming


Neither did the Volkswagen
 
2014-06-19 07:23:50 PM  
I'm just relieved that she isn't taking over the Late Late Show spot from CraigyFerg.

I already miss CraigyFerg. And Geoff. And Secretariat. And even Michael the racist.

I has a sad.
 
2014-06-19 07:56:27 PM  

mcmnky: She looks like the kind of gal who likes sex in an uncomfortable place.


The dumpster?
 
2014-06-19 08:35:19 PM  

mercator_psi: I'm just relieved that she isn't taking over the Late Late Show spot from CraigyFerg.

I already miss CraigyFerg. And Geoff. And Secretariat. And even Michael the racist.

I has a sad.


Kristen Bell. Now I has a sad.
 
2014-06-19 09:24:23 PM  
My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands - read it and lol'd

/her first book, she's written several
 
2014-06-19 11:08:45 PM  

tricycleracer: She's the female Tucker Max.  My alcoholic ex-girlfriend loves her.


Would've liked her to become a female George Carlin.  Too much of a tragic skank to do so.l

She makes Jen Aniston look like a positive role model.
 
2014-06-20 08:44:55 AM  

ParadisePornoTheater: tricycleracer: She's the female Tucker Max.  My alcoholic ex-girlfriend loves her.

Would've liked her to become a female George Carlin.  Too much of a tragic skank to do so.l

She makes Jen Aniston look like a positive role model.


Also, she is not funny nor half as intelligent as Carlin was so that was a pipe dream anyway.

Her whole schtick was dumb to begin with and is still dumb.  The idea that she was even talked about in the media as a replacement for Letterman or Ferguson was ridiculous.  There are 50 other women I would have rather seen take those jobs than Handler, and that includes the drunk 50 year old that hangs out at the local bar every Friday night.  That chick is funny and probably has fewer STD's.

On the bright side, Netflix doesn't actually release viewer numbers so she will not be embarassed by the lower viewership.
 
2014-06-20 09:56:20 AM  
This will probably be good news if you don't like her.  She'll do the Howard Stern thing and virtually vanish from all other media unless you actively seek her out.

I never understood the cult of her personality.  I tried, but she just seemed nasty and confrontational.  That seemed to be the joke.  If I wanted that, I'd make contact with my black sheep uncle.
 
2014-06-20 11:47:55 AM  
This woman is last call at the bar material because she was drinking all night and now she is cut off from the booze and needs a release.  In the morning, she hates her life and you for being part of it.

She's been treated bad and is used to it, strike that, expects it. She will treat you bad and not give a damn, might even tell a joke about you.

She is like the Ann Coulter of Comedy.

I'm not a regular tv watcher.  When I saw her on an HD screen, I was transfixed.  Her forehead was so shiny, her skin was pulled so tight, and she acted so out there compared to her co-hosts (who seemed to be nervously laughing, the way you'd act around your angry dad when he is drunk and happy), that she looked like a burning out alcoholic drug user.  And I like those alcohol and drugs!

Her appearance made me think, 'perhaps there really are lizard people', and 'why in the world would they give an obvious drunk and druggie her own show?'
 
2014-06-20 12:28:17 PM  

realmolo: mcmnky: Meh, I'd hit it.

(But I wouldn't watch her show)

God help me, I would hit it, also. She has that "skanky milf" appeal.


I've said it before, and I will repeat it here:  Chelsea Handler has always seemed dirty to me. I'm not referring to her language or her activities; I mean literally dirty. She always seems to still be wearing last night's make-up.
 
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