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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Ever get so mad you stop the car and tell your Dad to walk home? It works better when you're not both drunk, in a boat, stuck on a rock in the Gulf of Alaska   (adn.com ) divider line
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2014-06-19 04:27:47 PM  
Hell, I tell him when we're on an airplane.
 
2014-06-19 05:05:44 PM  
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
 
2014-06-19 05:08:14 PM  
That's a funny story.
 
2014-06-19 05:11:23 PM  
I figured it was hype for Deadliest Catch
 
2014-06-19 05:14:32 PM  

Yaw String: I figured it was hype for Deadliest Catch


Naw...Deadliest Catch meets Survival.  15 cases of Jack Daniels, a stoved boat and no cabin.
 
2014-06-19 05:15:53 PM  
No, stopping the car doesn't work well in a boat.  I'm guessing that isn't the topic of your Ph.D dissertation.
 
2014-06-19 05:20:55 PM  
Are there any people, anywhere, as useless and sorry on average as Alaskans? I used to think Texans were bad until the snowbilly grifter drew attention to the sociopathic misfits that populate her state.
 
2014-06-19 05:21:04 PM  
Tell me about it.
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(My father was a horse.)
 
2014-06-19 05:21:21 PM  
FTFA:  "There's a saying that alcohol and boats don't mix," Ipsen said. "We're just glad that neither one of these men were injured."

 
Well?  What the hell is it?
 
2014-06-19 05:26:00 PM  

mbillips: Are there any people, anywhere, as useless and sorry on average as Alaskans? I used to think Texans were bad until the snowbilly grifter drew attention to the sociopathic misfits that populate her state.


It says they're from Washington.
 
2014-06-19 05:27:57 PM  

Grumpy Cat: mbillips: Are there any people, anywhere, as useless and sorry on average as Alaskans? I used to think Texans were bad until the snowbilly grifter drew attention to the sociopathic misfits that populate her state.

It says they're from Washington.


The details do not matter.
 
2014-06-19 05:27:58 PM  

mbillips: Are there any people, anywhere, as useless and sorry on average as Alaskans? I used to think Texans were bad until the snowbilly grifter drew attention to the sociopathic misfits that populate her state.


Apparently, if you're from Spokane, Washington (as these two were) you might be as useless and sorry as Alaskans.

Why didn't I make it through the fourth paragraph of the story and the theme from Gilligan's Island started running through my head?
 
2014-06-19 05:29:05 PM  
That's going to make for a fun Thanksgiving.

"Hey, Dad. Remember that time we went to Alaska, rented a boat, got drunk, wrecked it, and I made you get out and then you were lost for 2 days and had to sleep under a tarp that you found in the woods?"

"Get out of my house."
 
2014-06-19 05:34:48 PM  
mbillips: Are there any people, anywhere, as useless and sorry on average as Alaskans? I used to think Texans were bad until the snowbilly grifter drew attention to the sociopathic misfits that populate her state.

as useless and sorry as people who spew venom and hatred without reading the article?  also, know how i know you've never been to Alaska?
 
2014-06-19 05:59:14 PM  
Since the son was rescued and the dad found his own refuge: Dad 1, Son 0.  Made better by the son threatening to leave the dad, then the boat was no longer sea worthy.
 
2014-06-19 06:30:39 PM  

stir22: mbillips: Are there any people, anywhere, as useless and sorry on average as Alaskans? I used to think Texans were bad until the snowbilly grifter drew attention to the sociopathic misfits that populate her state.

as useless and sorry as people who spew venom and hatred without reading the article?  also, know how i know you've never been to Alaska?


Oh look! He's teh troll from Atlanta.
 
2014-06-19 06:39:39 PM  
"There's a saying that alcohol and boats don't mix," Ipsen said.

Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
 
2014-06-19 06:53:34 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: "There's a saying that alcohol and boats don't mix," Ipsen said.

Rum, sodomy, and the lash.


Or, as we call it back home, Saturday.
 
2014-06-19 10:42:04 PM  

cgraves67: That's going to make for a fun Thanksgiving.
"Hey, Dad. Remember that time we went to Alaska, rented a boat, got drunk, wrecked it, and I made you get out and then you were lost for 2 days and had to sleep under a tarp that you found in the woods?"
"Get out of my house."


That's pretty normal for families of drunks. Sometimes college is like that.
 
2014-06-20 02:53:00 AM  
Completely sober, we recently had to stop the car because my father-in-law wanted get out and walk home from the highway. Seems more common than I thought!
 
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