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(The Indy Channel)   If an elderly, overweight woman on oxygen armed with a back scratcher can foil your robbery attempt, you're probably in the wrong line of business   (theindychannel.com) divider line 25
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2014-06-19 01:26:54 PM  
"The man ... was last seen wearing a green sweatshirt and a plastic mask over his face."

Pretty good chance he's changed his sweatshirt...so we should concentrate on finding a man wearing a mask...
 
2014-06-19 01:48:57 PM  

FoonFlake: "The man ... was last seen wearing a green sweatshirt and a plastic mask over his face."

Pretty good chance he's changed his sweatshirt...so we should concentrate on finding a man wearing a mask...


That should narrow down the search.

: )
 
2014-06-19 02:18:14 PM  

FoonFlake: "The man ... was last seen wearing a green sweatshirt and a plastic mask over his face."

Pretty good chance he's changed his sweatshirt...so we should concentrate on finding a man wearing a mask...


Any word on hats?
 
2014-06-19 02:20:03 PM  
I could do a triple-triple Lindy off that biatch!
 
2014-06-19 02:21:32 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-19 02:21:45 PM  
After reading that article, I got an earworm of an obscure Harry Belafonte song...

Oh, we went out to a party
It was me and Ben and Mac
And before I know what happen
I get an itchin' on me back
Scratch, scratch me back
Scratch, scratch me back
It really is a fact
The less I itch, the more I scratch
 
2014-06-19 02:23:49 PM  
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Don't mess with her son either

/Dukes!
 
2014-06-19 02:27:25 PM  

2BuckChuck: Don't mess with her son either

/Dukes!


Dukes sucks
 
2014-06-19 02:28:46 PM  
Not dangerous, Subby? If she had nail clippers, she could hijack an airplane, according to the TSA!
 
2014-06-19 02:28:46 PM  
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a backscratcher
 
2014-06-19 02:33:55 PM  
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com
 
2014-06-19 02:35:21 PM  
My hometown, and that female has been scary for the last 30 years.
 
2014-06-19 02:48:30 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: After reading that article, I got an earworm of an obscure Harry Belafonte song...

Oh, we went out to a party
It was me and Ben and Mac
And before I know what happen
I get an itchin' on me back
Scratch, scratch me back
Scratch, scratch me back
It really is a fact
The less I itch, the more I scratch


Ha! For me it was Slim Harpo's "Scratch My Back".

I never heard that Belafonte song - off to youtube!
 
2014-06-19 02:54:42 PM  
and what would have happened if he had been armed with his own backscratcher???
 
2014-06-19 02:58:35 PM  
"That's when Patty Kearney asked the suspect if he had a gun. He said no and she began beating him with a wooden back scratcher she had been carrying, police said."

"No I'm not carrying a gun, but I have a grenade in my pocket and I'm infected with ebola."
 
2014-06-19 03:06:56 PM  

Grumpy Cat: [s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com image 480x360]


Apparently she's not that slow.
 
2014-06-19 03:08:03 PM  

strangeluck: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 672x480]


i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-19 03:27:02 PM  

FoonFlake: "The man ... was last seen wearing a green sweatshirt and a plastic mask over his face."

Pretty good chance he's changed his sweatshirt...so we should concentrate on finding a man wearing a mask...


Really? They're exceedingly comfortable.  I think everyone should be wearing one.
 
2014-06-19 03:37:45 PM  
...and since when is being in one's 60's "elderly?"  Subby sounds like some punk kid working out of his dorm room...

:)
 
2014-06-19 04:21:22 PM  

Dragonflew: strangeluck: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 672x480]

[i.imgur.com image 768x576]


That stick has been places, been places no piece of wood should ever go.
 
2014-06-19 04:29:43 PM  
Yyyyyyuuuuuccckkk!

/and I'm 50
 
2014-06-19 04:30:03 PM  

FoonFlake: ...and since when is being in one's 60's "elderly?"  Subby sounds like some punk kid working out of his dorm room...

:)


Whatever you say, grandpa.
 
2014-06-19 04:39:09 PM  

strangeluck: Dragonflew: strangeluck: [img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 672x480]

[i.imgur.com image 768x576]

That stick has been places, been places no piece of wood should ever go.


Bamboo, they're sold at the $1 store.
 
2014-06-19 05:07:55 PM  

phlegmmo: Whatever you say, grandpa.

:)

 
2014-06-19 10:52:59 PM  
the female of the species is more deadly than the male
 
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