FourDirections: The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.
gadian: Ah yes, not worrying about pregnancy means they're less likely to use condoms which means an uptick of AIDS and Hepatitis in retirement communities.
MemeSlave: Nix Nightbird: If someone had told me, when I was in my highly active 20s, that sex would be even better and quite frequent in my 40s I would have laughed and doubted it, because I thought hitting 30 meant the end of life as I knew it.You sound unmarried.
rickythepenguin: LeroyBourne: it's entirely plausible she's dead now giving out handkys in the sky.Jacking off Jesus as we speak
LeroyBourne: it's entirely plausible she's dead now giving out handkys in the sky.
Old Man Winter: I applaud them.
LeroyBourne: My buddy worked at an old persons home and yeah, that shiat goes on. He told me there's this old lady that broke her hip, so she was wheelchair bound, but was still all about the cack. They'd catch her giving out handkys in the dinning room, in the day room, in the tv room. Now normally I wouldn't give a shiat, but c'mon when families are visiting with kids around. When telling the story in person I try and give my best zombie moan as to what the men sound like during their experience.
Dr Dreidel: Cerebral Knievel: Cdr.Murdock: A 49 year old man can be classified as a "boytoy"?/not as old as I thought.....Hell, I just turned 40, what would that make me?Statutory.
Cerebral Knievel: Cdr.Murdock: A 49 year old man can be classified as a "boytoy"?/not as old as I thought.....Hell, I just turned 40, what would that make me?
Day_Old_Dutchie: Not only Viagra, there's probably a thriving black market for K-Y Jelly
blatz514: Ahem...[people.virginia.edu image 54x11]
cgraves67: Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?
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