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(Daily Mail)   The seedy underbelly of Florida's retirement communities: "Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who's going to get pregnant?"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-06-19 02:35:39 PM  
5 votes:
If someone had told me, when I was in my highly active 20s, that sex would be even better and quite frequent in my 40s I would have laughed and doubted it, because I thought hitting 30 meant the end of life as I knew it.

Sure, I'm a little beat up, but being with the right person makes all the difference in the universe. Believe it or not, what you're attracted to changes as you age. Your interests age with you, and not in a bad way.

So I'm perfectly willing to accept that I'll be attracted to 70-year-old women when I'm a 70-year-old man. I think we're just wired that way.
2014-06-19 12:02:50 PM  
5 votes:

FourDirections: The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.

Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.


So you're going to take a vow of celibacy when you receive your AARP card in the mail?
2014-06-19 02:25:25 PM  
3 votes:
Sorta deserves the obvious/ironic tag.

"The Villages" are one of the most conservative/red locals in Florida. They send a buttload of cash to the RNC and Rick Scott. I guess as long as the rum and Viagra flow, they are content to let the poors eat cake...or bring Pablo in to clean Mrs Neusbaum's pool....
2014-06-19 02:24:45 PM  
3 votes:
I will not retire in the Villages.

Nothing but old people to hang with. Most of them Republicans.

I will retire in an age-balanced community in Florida. I like variety. So many young women have daddy issues. If I want old women, I can always troll the nursing homes.

/:-)
2014-06-19 06:46:33 PM  
2 votes:
When I think of old people doin' it, I regard it the same way I regard anyone else doin' it, regardless of age: go ahead and get your swerve on, I have no problem with it, but I don't need pictures or descriptions.
2014-06-19 02:11:28 PM  
2 votes:
Ahem...people.virginia.edu
2014-06-19 11:49:36 AM  
2 votes:
Good for them.
2014-06-19 09:17:49 PM  
1 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net
2014-06-19 03:53:20 PM  
1 votes:
anyone read this?   kind of reminds me of this retirement place (after they get their new bodies)...

www.scificool.com
2014-06-19 03:43:27 PM  
1 votes:
Somewhere, off the coast of Florida...

www.reactiongifs.com

I'll probably retire somewhere in Florida, but it isn't going to be The Villages, or Del Boca Vista.  It'll be a little place, on a little canal, and I'll kayak and fish as long as my body lets me.
2014-06-19 03:08:32 PM  
1 votes:
My aunt lives in one of these communities down there, she drinks 4-5 times a week now and drives around in her golf cart everywhere. The place is crazy. I have not heard about any orgies but they party like there is no tomorrow (ha!).
Good for the old folks I say!! Have fun when you still can, a lot of you earned it.
2014-06-19 02:48:15 PM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: I will not retire in the Villages.

Nothing but old people to hang with. Most of them Republicans.

I will retire in an age-balanced community in Florida. I like variety. So many young women have daddy issues. If I want old women, I can always troll the nursing homes.

/:-)


If it's the place I'm thinking of it straddles three counties and the developers play the counties off each other. They got themselves exempted from paying any school tax.  FoxNews radio plays out of the lampposts.
2014-06-19 02:45:09 PM  
1 votes:

cgraves67: hardinparamedic: cgraves67: Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?



Miracles of modern medicine.

I am familiar with that but I didn't realize it could worked on post-menopausal women. I thought it was for young women who have erratic ovulations. Also, why the fark are old, promiscuous women taking it? Nature is handing you birth control and you're turning it down?


It's probably Premarin they are taking, not Clomid. Conjugated estrogens.
Wonder what breast cancer rates are like in The Villages?
2014-06-19 02:43:37 PM  
1 votes:
Give subby a few more years and he will be using the Hero tag and buying a house there.
2014-06-19 02:37:04 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: YES

[www.tampabay.com image 746x497]

Look....The Villages Single Dating Site....

http://www.perfectmatch.com/Dating/Florida/The-Villages/Senior-Datin g- Site.html

Let's Go SHOPPING!!!

Yep

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Fiddy +   EWWWWWW


ChipNASA: Brave MILF Hunter. God Bless you, Sir.
2014-06-19 02:36:33 PM  
1 votes:
You know what, I need to get out of debt.  I'll just head down there, Fred Garvin some older gals, and come back and pay everything off.

/Including therapy.
//You know, or I could just daydream a little more.  Wha' evah.
2014-06-19 02:36:04 PM  
1 votes:
where's the disgusting tag?

more like barf control, amirite?
2014-06-19 02:33:31 PM  
1 votes:
www.tvequals.com
2014-06-19 02:25:07 PM  
1 votes:
Coming soon, another reality TV show on TLC.
2014-06-19 02:23:19 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: cgraves67: Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?



Miracles of modern medicine.


I am familiar with that but I didn't realize it could worked on post-menopausal women. I thought it was for young women who have erratic ovulations. Also, why the fark are old, promiscuous women taking it? Nature is handing you birth control and you're turning it down?
2014-06-19 02:20:38 PM  
1 votes:
TTIUWOP
2014-06-19 02:20:22 PM  
1 votes:
51...I should go down there on a "preview tour" and see how much cash I can rake in.....because Horny and with a bank full of disposable retirement income is definitely the way to go through your golden years Grandma

/I bet I could *WRECK* that place.
2014-06-19 02:20:21 PM  
1 votes:
Gives me hope for when I'm old.

Makes me glad I'm not, yet.
2014-06-19 02:19:37 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: Ahem...[people.virginia.edu image 54x11]


^^^^ Beat me to it. But, yeah subby this is not scary. THIS IS FLORIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


mrvoyles.weebly.com
2014-06-19 02:17:59 PM  
1 votes:
I blame boner pills and that new vag wax or whatever it is.
2014-06-19 02:13:48 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA:  "Dubbed Disney World for old people, there are 10 women to every man and their antics would make Mickey Mouse blush"

Uh... do you really have to work that hard to make Mickey Mouse blush?

He seems like kind of a prude.
2014-06-19 02:11:01 PM  
1 votes:
www.loopedblog.com

And sometimes, Grandpa likes to watch Grandma getting pounded by a black guy while masturbating in the closet dressed as spiderman.
2014-06-19 12:50:31 PM  
1 votes:
2014-06-19 12:17:32 PM  
1 votes:
My parents live there.  It's a pretty weird place.  When I visit I play shuffleboard, drink, swim, drink, drive a golf cart, drink, golf, drink, play bocce, and drink.  I can't wait to retire.

I hope this isn't true:

Resident Belinda Beard, 62, said: 'All of the women work hard to look good... Turn your back for a minute and someone will try to steal your husband'

My 72 year-old father has a bad back.  This could be trouble.
2014-06-19 11:52:29 AM  
1 votes:
I already saw this on "Bob's Burgers".
2014-06-19 11:14:31 AM  
1 votes:
The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.

Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.
 
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