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(Daily Mail)   The seedy underbelly of Florida's retirement communities: "Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who's going to get pregnant?"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 129
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2014-06-19 11:09:58 AM
Should be slimy underbelly since they can't reach down there any more.
 
2014-06-19 11:14:31 AM
The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.

Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.
 
2014-06-19 11:49:36 AM
Good for them.
 
2014-06-19 11:52:29 AM
I already saw this on "Bob's Burgers".
 
2014-06-19 12:02:50 PM

FourDirections: The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.

Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.


So you're going to take a vow of celibacy when you receive your AARP card in the mail?
 
2014-06-19 12:17:32 PM
My parents live there.  It's a pretty weird place.  When I visit I play shuffleboard, drink, swim, drink, drive a golf cart, drink, golf, drink, play bocce, and drink.  I can't wait to retire.

I hope this isn't true:

Resident Belinda Beard, 62, said: 'All of the women work hard to look good... Turn your back for a minute and someone will try to steal your husband'

My 72 year-old father has a bad back.  This could be trouble.
 
2014-06-19 12:50:31 PM
 
2014-06-19 01:14:36 PM
evergreenterrace.com.au

Slippin me your keys after shuffleboard? Oh you better believe that's a paddlin'.
 
2014-06-19 02:11:01 PM
www.loopedblog.com

And sometimes, Grandpa likes to watch Grandma getting pounded by a black guy while masturbating in the closet dressed as spiderman.
 
2014-06-19 02:11:01 PM
Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?
 
2014-06-19 02:11:28 PM
Ahem...people.virginia.edu
 
2014-06-19 02:12:07 PM
Peggy was the star attraction here a couple weeks ago.  We all said she looked damn good for her age.


I wonder if my wife would let me go down there...
 
2014-06-19 02:13:48 PM
FTFA:  "Dubbed Disney World for old people, there are 10 women to every man and their antics would make Mickey Mouse blush"

Uh... do you really have to work that hard to make Mickey Mouse blush?

He seems like kind of a prude.
 
2014-06-19 02:14:15 PM
The women are easy to get into bed. By 8 p.m.
 
2014-06-19 02:14:48 PM
How many threads do we have to have about "OMG old people are farking"?  It's not surprising at all, it's just gross to hear about.
 
2014-06-19 02:14:57 PM

cgraves67: Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?


4.bp.blogspot.com

Miracles of modern medicine.
 
2014-06-19 02:15:53 PM
jay.mobile9.com
 
2014-06-19 02:16:20 PM
I can see a few people from the political thread fapping to this.
 
2014-06-19 02:17:59 PM
I blame boner pills and that new vag wax or whatever it is.
 
2014-06-19 02:18:46 PM
"The Villages", you say?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-19 02:19:37 PM

blatz514: Ahem...[people.virginia.edu image 54x11]


^^^^ Beat me to it. But, yeah subby this is not scary. THIS IS FLORIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


mrvoyles.weebly.com
 
2014-06-19 02:19:53 PM
But, on the plus side...

I now know how I'm financing my retirement.
 
2014-06-19 02:20:21 PM
Gives me hope for when I'm old.

Makes me glad I'm not, yet.
 
2014-06-19 02:20:22 PM
51...I should go down there on a "preview tour" and see how much cash I can rake in.....because Horny and with a bank full of disposable retirement income is definitely the way to go through your golden years Grandma

/I bet I could *WRECK* that place.
 
2014-06-19 02:20:38 PM
TTIUWOP
 
2014-06-19 02:21:04 PM
My grandparents live there.  It really does have a "fun singles location" vibe to it.
 
2014-06-19 02:21:10 PM

Another Government Employee: Peggy was the star attraction here a couple weeks ago.  We all said she looked damn good for her age.


I wonder if my wife would let me go down there...


Peggy wouldn't mind you going down.
 
2014-06-19 02:21:20 PM
I remember an incident vividly; While working at a nursing home, there was this woman who came in demanding, loudly, that the staff put an end to her mothers night time recreational activities. The staff just sat there straight faced and told the lady "Your mother is her own person, and if she wants to have sex with 5 or 6 different patients in a week, it is her own business, and we are not going to stop it." I could not tell if the woman was red from embarrassment, or red from anger, but it was hilarious.

Bonus, this all started because her daughter, (who only visits before work for a dozen minutes or so), had caught her mother mid-quoits. again...
 
2014-06-19 02:22:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-19 02:22:37 PM
NTTAWWT
 
2014-06-19 02:23:19 PM

hardinparamedic: cgraves67: Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?



Miracles of modern medicine.


I am familiar with that but I didn't realize it could worked on post-menopausal women. I thought it was for young women who have erratic ovulations. Also, why the fark are old, promiscuous women taking it? Nature is handing you birth control and you're turning it down?
 
2014-06-19 02:23:30 PM

ZombieBear: Bonus, this all started because her daughter, (who only visits before work for a dozen minutes or so), had caught her mother mid-quoits. again...


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-19 02:24:45 PM
I will not retire in the Villages.

Nothing but old people to hang with. Most of them Republicans.

I will retire in an age-balanced community in Florida. I like variety. So many young women have daddy issues. If I want old women, I can always troll the nursing homes.

/:-)
 
2014-06-19 02:25:07 PM
Coming soon, another reality TV show on TLC.
 
2014-06-19 02:25:25 PM
Sorta deserves the obvious/ironic tag.

"The Villages" are one of the most conservative/red locals in Florida. They send a buttload of cash to the RNC and Rick Scott. I guess as long as the rum and Viagra flow, they are content to let the poors eat cake...or bring Pablo in to clean Mrs Neusbaum's pool....
 
2014-06-19 02:27:23 PM
www.sherdog.net

"The f*ck's a 'toyboy?"
 
2014-06-19 02:28:26 PM
Not only Viagra, there's probably a thriving black market for K-Y Jelly
 
2014-06-19 02:28:29 PM

AirForceVet: I will not retire in the Villages.

Nothing but old people to hang with. Most of them Republicans.

I will retire in an age-balanced community in Florida. I like variety. So many young women have daddy issues. If I want old women, I can always troll the nursing homes.

/:-)


In Florida, the Villages IS an age balanced community.
 
2014-06-19 02:28:57 PM
Lemon Party at the Village tonight

splatter.com
 
2014-06-19 02:29:28 PM
Some men like to pick up cougars.
home.midwest.net

Look at that shameless female, hanging on him like that!
 
2014-06-19 02:29:30 PM
My father moved there a couple of years ago, found himself a new wife there. I really didn't want to know about this....
 
2014-06-19 02:29:50 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Not only Viagra, there's probably a thriving black market for K-Y Jelly


K-Y's illegal now!?  This is totally going to bum out my sheep.
 
2014-06-19 02:31:18 PM

dittybopper: FourDirections: The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.

Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.

So you're going to take a vow of celibacy when you receive your AARP card in the mail?



What if he already has a marriage license?
 
2014-06-19 02:32:07 PM
YES

www.tampabay.com

Look....The Villages Single Dating Site....

http://www.perfectmatch.com/Dating/Florida/The-Villages/Senior-Datin g- Site.html

Let's Go SHOPPING!!!

Yep

images.perfectmatch.com

images.perfectmatch.com
images.perfectmatch.com
images.perfectmatch.com
images.perfectmatch.com

images.perfectmatch.com


Fiddy +   EWWWWWW
 
2014-06-19 02:33:31 PM
www.tvequals.com
 
2014-06-19 02:33:52 PM
It's all fun and games until you get--oh wait it's still fun and games.
 
2014-06-19 02:35:38 PM
*bleeeaaagghghhhh*
 
2014-06-19 02:35:39 PM
If someone had told me, when I was in my highly active 20s, that sex would be even better and quite frequent in my 40s I would have laughed and doubted it, because I thought hitting 30 meant the end of life as I knew it.

Sure, I'm a little beat up, but being with the right person makes all the difference in the universe. Believe it or not, what you're attracted to changes as you age. Your interests age with you, and not in a bad way.

So I'm perfectly willing to accept that I'll be attracted to 70-year-old women when I'm a 70-year-old man. I think we're just wired that way.
 
2014-06-19 02:36:04 PM
where's the disgusting tag?

more like barf control, amirite?
 
2014-06-19 02:36:33 PM
You know what, I need to get out of debt.  I'll just head down there, Fred Garvin some older gals, and come back and pay everything off.

/Including therapy.
//You know, or I could just daydream a little more.  Wha' evah.
 
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