FourDirections: The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.
cgraves67: Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?
blatz514: Ahem...[people.virginia.edu image 54x11]
Another Government Employee: Peggy was the star attraction here a couple weeks ago. We all said she looked damn good for her age.I wonder if my wife would let me go down there...
hardinparamedic: cgraves67: Pregnant? Aren't most of them post-menopausal?Miracles of modern medicine.
ZombieBear: Bonus, this all started because her daughter, (who only visits before work for a dozen minutes or so), had caught her mother mid-quoits. again...
AirForceVet: I will not retire in the Villages.Nothing but old people to hang with. Most of them Republicans.I will retire in an age-balanced community in Florida. I like variety. So many young women have daddy issues. If I want old women, I can always troll the nursing homes./:-)
Day_Old_Dutchie: Not only Viagra, there's probably a thriving black market for K-Y Jelly
dittybopper: FourDirections: The mere thought of wrinkly people banging each other gives me the creeps. I bet it sounds like someone rubbing sandpaper back and forth on a sidewalk.Ugh, I just threw up into my mouth a little.So you're going to take a vow of celibacy when you receive your AARP card in the mail?
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