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(41 Action News)   You'd better stock up on microbeads while you can   (kshb.com) divider line 21
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2014-06-19 02:01:44 PM  
4 votes:
Look, libs, if I want to consume fish filled with microbeads and exfoliate my colon then that's my business.  What about my personal freedom to have a smooth and shiny colon?
2014-06-19 03:18:43 PM  
3 votes:

algrant33: CheekyMonkey: Dinjiin: algrant33: They rub dead skin off of your body.

So do scrubs with natural pumice materials, like ground apricot pits.  I assume the plastic beads were cheaper, which is why they used them.

"Natural pumice materials"?!?

Pumice is a volcanic rock, not a type of material.

The fark are you talking about?  Rock is a type of material.  What the hell do you think material is?


The stuff Carlos Mencia steals from other comedians?
2014-06-19 03:18:32 PM  
3 votes:

algrant33: CheekyMonkey: Dinjiin: algrant33: They rub dead skin off of your body.

So do scrubs with natural pumice materials, like ground apricot pits.  I assume the plastic beads were cheaper, which is why they used them.

"Natural pumice materials"?!?

Pumice is a volcanic rock, not a type of material.

The fark are you talking about?  Rock is a type of material.  What the hell do you think material is?


Okay, that response nearly ruined my keyboard.
2014-06-19 03:11:17 PM  
3 votes:

CheekyMonkey: Dinjiin: algrant33: They rub dead skin off of your body.

So do scrubs with natural pumice materials, like ground apricot pits.  I assume the plastic beads were cheaper, which is why they used them.

"Natural pumice materials"?!?

Pumice is a volcanic rock, not a type of material.


The fark are you talking about?  Rock is a type of material.  What the hell do you think material is?
2014-06-19 02:49:26 PM  
3 votes:
Microbeads? People use those?  When I need to exfoliate, I use one of those green 3M scrub pads, and follow it up with some 220 grit sandpaper.
2014-06-19 02:11:32 PM  
3 votes:

incendi: Oh god how am I going to properly exfoliate my nutsack now? This is a crisis!


Heeeeere kitty, kitty!

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What?
2014-06-19 01:59:49 PM  
3 votes:

miss diminutive: "microbeads" -- tiny bits of plastic used in personal care products such as facial scrubs and toothpaste

Why the hell were these things in there in the first place?


Because the earth wants plastic!  Didn't know how to make it, so it made humans.
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2014-06-19 04:08:25 PM  
2 votes:

Marquis de Sod: ALL ONE! OR NONE!!


One gallon of delightfully ball-tinglin' soap, ten gallons of crazy.
2014-06-19 03:41:34 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Look, libs, if I want to consume fish filled with microbeads and exfoliate my colon then that's my business.  What about my personal freedom to have a smooth and shiny colon?


Have your boyfriend use a sandpaper condom.
2014-06-19 03:15:44 PM  
2 votes:
Real men exfoliate with guns.
2014-06-19 02:55:02 PM  
2 votes:

Bonobo62: Microbeads? People use those?  When I need to exfoliate, I use one of those green 3M scrub pads, and follow it up with some 220 grit sandpaper.


If you get a random-orbit sander and some 1200 grit after that you can make your skin GLOW! Personally, I start with steel wool; it's probably why I have such thin skin, but it's worth it.
2014-06-19 02:44:12 PM  
2 votes:
2014-06-19 02:07:05 PM  
2 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Look, libs, if I want to consume fish filled with microbeads and exfoliate my colon then that's my business.  What about my personal freedom to have a smooth and shiny colon?


Just use beads that are not so micro.
2014-06-19 02:03:47 PM  
2 votes:
Anal beads for little people?
2014-06-19 05:06:42 PM  
1 votes:

Dimensio: algrant33: ArcadianRefugee: algrant33: miss diminutive: "microbeads" -- tiny bits of plastic used in personal care products such as facial scrubs and toothpaste


Why the hell were these things in there in the first place?


They rub dead skin off of your body.


Pretty sure toothpaste has some abrasives in it and none made from plastic.


Aaaand you'd be wrong.
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I can assure you that plastic beads were not part of the original formula.



That toothpaste was perfect for getting rid of those pesky tobacco stains.
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/there's another brand even more racist that I dare not post on Fark
2014-06-19 03:36:45 PM  
1 votes:
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ALL ONE! OR NONE!!
2014-06-19 02:42:45 PM  
1 votes:

algrant33: ArcadianRefugee: algrant33: miss diminutive: "microbeads" -- tiny bits of plastic used in personal care products such as facial scrubs and toothpaste

Why the hell were these things in there in the first place?

They rub dead skin off of your body.

Pretty sure toothpaste has some abrasives in it and none made from plastic.

Aaaand you'd be wrong.
[journeytotheplasticocean.files.wordpress.com image 850x602]


37.media.tumblr.com

I can assure you that plastic beads were not part of the original formula.
2014-06-19 02:15:50 PM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: "microbeads" -- tiny bits of plastic used in personal care products such as facial scrubs and toothpaste

Why the hell were these things in there in the first place?


It's like a million farking diamonds!
2014-06-19 02:09:58 PM  
1 votes:
Illinois - you may give us crap for our politics, but we get shiat done

/this time it seems to have been done without kneecapping, which is nice
2014-06-19 12:07:23 PM  
1 votes:
Oh god how am I going to properly exfoliate my nutsack now? This is a crisis!
2014-06-19 11:35:16 AM  
1 votes:
I had no idea this was even a thing.

It's getting to the point where I feel like I should just start mainlining PCBs and cut out the cancer middleman.
 
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