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(WMAZ Macon)   "A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis"   (13wmaz.com) divider line 43
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2014-06-19 08:57:55 AM  
How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the penis and have it exit through the buttocks? The only way I can imagine that happening is if he was trying to tuck the gun into the waist of his trousers while sitting down.

/Responsible gun owners
 
2014-06-19 09:43:26 AM  
well at least he didn't go half-cocked
 
2014-06-19 11:54:33 AM  
I hope it was accidental.  That's a harsh way to teach a penis a lesson.
 
2014-06-19 11:55:16 AM  
A .45 no less.  I'm surprised anything is left.
 
2014-06-19 11:55:45 AM  

RexTalionis: How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the penis and have it exit through the buttocks? The only way I can imagine that happening is if he was trying to tuck the gun into the waist of his trousers while sitting down.

/Responsible gun owners


He was trying to commit suicide and shot himself in the head.

/tip your waitress
 
2014-06-19 11:57:49 AM  

lindalouwho: RexTalionis: How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the penis and have it exit through the buttocks? The only way I can imagine that happening is if he was trying to tuck the gun into the waist of his trousers while sitting down.

/Responsible gun owners

He was trying to commit suicide and shot himself in the head.

/tip your waitress


Will you be here all week?

Actually what I'm more curious about is... The article said it was a .45, and while I'm certainly no firearms expert, I've fired a few .45s and those rounds don't exactly make itty bitty holes. I'm trying to imagine how he managed to shoot himself IN THE WANG and then not notice.
 
2014-06-19 11:58:20 AM  

somedude210: well at least he didn't go half-cocked


He will now...
 
2014-06-19 11:58:28 AM  
It's just not safe out there without a gun.
 
2014-06-19 11:59:50 AM  
If I had a nickel for every time that's happened to me...
 
2014-06-19 11:59:53 AM  
So is this a Darwin 'win' or not?
 
2014-06-19 12:01:07 PM  
A few years ago a guy in my home county shot his dick off while reaching into his refrigerator for a beer.  He bled to death before the EMTs arrived.

/this was the 2nd time he shot himself
//if a first you don't succeed...
///three slashie rule in play
 
2014-06-19 12:04:24 PM  
Remember, folks.  We find it really funny when a man suffers damage to his genitals, but an equivalent injury to a woman would NOT be a source of humor for most people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKgwczruOSQ
 
2014-06-19 12:05:49 PM  
This wouldn't have happened if there had been a good penis with a gun.

And I can't believe I just typed that sentence.
 
2014-06-19 12:07:17 PM  
If this kind of thing happened more often, NRA might reconsider their stand on gun ownership. Half cocked or not!
 
2014-06-19 12:09:57 PM  
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2014-06-19 12:10:15 PM  
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2014-06-19 12:12:08 PM  

Rickenbacker: A .45 no less.  I'm surprised anything is left.


What he used to have was enough to even satisfy yo momma.
 
2014-06-19 12:12:47 PM  
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With apologies to PBF.
 
2014-06-19 12:13:29 PM  
He was masturbating and accidentally spooged all over his .45.
 
2014-06-19 12:13:54 PM  
FTA: "It's been so long since I've had an erection, I thought it was a snake."
 
2014-06-19 12:15:18 PM  

unchellmatt: Actually what I'm more curious about is... The article said it was a .45, and while I'm certainly no firearms expert, I've fired a few .45s and those rounds don't exactly make itty bitty holes. I'm trying to imagine how he managed to shoot himself IN THE WANG and then not notice.


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2014-06-19 12:15:55 PM  

unchellmatt: lindalouwho: RexTalionis: How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the penis and have it exit through the buttocks? The only way I can imagine that happening is if he was trying to tuck the gun into the waist of his trousers while sitting down.

/Responsible gun owners

He was trying to commit suicide and shot himself in the head.

/tip your waitress

Will you be here all week?

Actually what I'm more curious about is... The article said it was a .45, and while I'm certainly no firearms expert, I've fired a few .45s and those rounds don't exactly make itty bitty holes. I'm trying to imagine how he managed to shoot himself IN THE WANG and then not notice.


It was probably just a grazing injury to the dick.  I'd be too busy yelling in pain from where the bullet actually went IN to notice a small contusion, even on my penis.  He's very lucky he didn't blast his genitalia off entirely.
 
2014-06-19 12:25:41 PM  
the only way to stop a bad guy masturbating with his handgun is with a good guy doing something else with his handgun or something... idk...
 
2014-06-19 12:27:15 PM  
He was f*ckin it good.
 
2014-06-19 12:28:45 PM  

RexTalionis: How do you accidentally shoot yourself in the penis and have it exit through the buttocks? The only way I can imagine that happening is if he was trying to tuck the gun into the waist of his trousers while sitting down.

/Responsible gun owners


It's called appendix carry and I don't recomend it to anyone - even those with a flawless safety record. When seated the muzzle of the gun sits right next to your wedding tackle and or pointed at your femoral artery. It's all bad if it goes off in a seated position. There was a guy who shot himself in the car with his family and bled out before ems could get to him.
 
2014-06-19 12:28:54 PM  
What's the fake internet law for this situation?
 
2014-06-19 12:32:23 PM  
markallardyce.com
 
2014-06-19 12:35:39 PM  
It was coming right at him. Brazzers.
 
2014-06-19 12:37:08 PM  
Self solving problem. How do you not instantly know you shot your penis?
 
2014-06-19 12:41:15 PM  
I bet he was not entertained
 
2014-06-19 12:52:17 PM  
 
2014-06-19 12:53:32 PM  

Epic Fap Session: What's the fake internet law for this situation?


Rule 34.
 
2014-06-19 01:30:14 PM  

stirfrybry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cnv8yGvjZ0


I see that, and raise you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4


So, since it was a .45, was it cocked but not locked?

Seriously all you CCW people, buy guns with redundant safetys. Even then, don't have one in the chamber. The odds of you even needing/using your gun is slim, and the odds you are going to get into a quick draw gun fight is basically none. If I can draw my pistol in 4 seconds, I can draw and cock it in 6; not an issue.

/owns pistols, doesn't carry.
//almost 45 years and never needed a gun
///Doesn't live in mom's basement
 
2014-06-19 01:41:25 PM  
...to be fair, the penis was being kind of a dick...
 
2014-06-19 01:45:00 PM  
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Macon, Georgia. Where you can go north south or south north at the same time.
/the shooting did happen at a gas station, but not the Marathon station pictured.
 
2014-06-19 02:51:59 PM  
DNRTFA.  Can I assume that he's no longer a Macon man?
 
2014-06-19 03:01:03 PM  

Percise1: stirfrybry: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cnv8yGvjZ0

I see that, and raise you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4


So, since it was a .45, was it cocked but not locked?

Seriously all you CCW people, buy guns with redundant safetys. Even then, don't have one in the chamber. The odds of you even needing/using your gun is slim, and the odds you are going to get into a quick draw gun fight is basically none. If I can draw my pistol in 4 seconds, I can draw and cock it in 6; not an issue.

/owns pistols, doesn't carry.
//almost 45 years and never needed a gun
///Doesn't live in mom's basement


All of this. Guns are useful tools for a VERY small slice of the population, just fun toys for the rest of us. You, Joe Citizen, almost certainly will not have your safety/life experience enhanced by carrying a pistol.
 
2014-06-19 04:05:06 PM  
If only his penis had been armed, this would never have happened.
 
2014-06-19 04:38:33 PM  

mr_crash_davis: If only his penis had been armed, this would never have happened.


Noice!
 
2014-06-19 06:22:39 PM  
It was...

Whatchoo Talkinbout: It was coming right at him.


dammit
 
2014-06-19 06:23:35 PM  

mr_crash_davis: If only his penis had been armed, this would never have happened.


only thing that can stop a dumb dick with a gun
 
2014-06-19 07:08:09 PM  
In Macon, Georgia, the gun decocks you.
 
2014-06-19 10:24:54 PM  
Chalk up another defensive gun use for Karma.
 
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