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(Short List)   How did we get this far without kumquat & beet flavored toothpicks?   (shortlist.com) divider line 11
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2014-06-20 02:25:06 AM
Kumquats are underrated. But loquats are even more underrated.
 
2014-06-20 02:57:32 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Kumquats are underrated. But loquats are even more underrated.


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2014-06-20 03:03:12 AM
Does anyone besides questionable guys in movies actually use toothpicks? And even those guys just kinda chew them, or have them hanging out of their mouths.
 
2014-06-20 03:03:14 AM
I sort of liked the idea of marshmallow and smoke flavor.  Kind of like combining tooth decay with cancer ;)
 
2014-06-20 03:06:12 AM
So what's artisan about them?  There's not really an craftsmanship that goes into make a toothpick.

/beet my kumquat
 
2014-06-20 03:20:00 AM

robohobo: Does anyone besides questionable guys in movies actually use toothpicks? And even those guys just kinda chew them, or have them hanging out of their mouths.


They're useful after having corn on the cob.  The big Wisconsin State Fair stand (woo hoo New Berlin!) has dispensers that very much come in handy.

Other than that, though ... meh.  A quick flossing generally accomplishes the same goal.

You did also forget, however, use in kids' dioramas and small craft projects.

[shrug]
 
2014-06-20 03:20:05 AM

Boo_Guy: So what's artisan about them?  There's not really an craftsmanship that goes into make a toothpick.

/beet my kumquat


Goddamned hipsters can beef and call it 'artisan' and other hipsters will be extolling the virtues of said artisan beef.

Much like epic, diversity, passion, amazing, and literally, it's become a bullshiat nonsense word.
 
2014-06-20 03:24:17 AM
Do they come packaged in a miniature pickle barrel?


chimicherrychunga
 
2014-06-20 04:30:14 AM
The habanero toothpick could be very entertaining when given to an unsuspecting mark.
 
2014-06-20 09:00:39 AM
Back in 2nd & 3rd grade, cinnamon toothpicks were all the rage in my school.

This is about on the same level.
 
2014-06-20 10:49:29 AM
Saw these in a shop up the street from the Office here.
$45 Cdn
My only thought?  TF?????
/shrug
 
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