MaliFinn: R.A.Danny: MaliFinn: Those aren't superpowers, they're traits.If your traits make you billions they can certainly be considered superpowers.No. There's nothing superhuman about having money.
sjmcc13: GORDON: Teleporting comes to mind, without giving it too much thought.Teleport (depending on restrictions) over flight any day of the week.
toraque: gopher321: Anybody who doesn't answer "flight" is a moron. There, I said it.Shapeshifting beats flight. You can turn into anyone.Admittedly, I wouldn't be fighting crime so much as turning into Christina Hendricks and standing naked in front of a mirror all day, but that's how it goes.
Joe USer: DjangoStonereaver: gopher321: Anybody who doesn't answer "flight" is a moron. There, I said it.I've always skewed toward nigh invulnerability myself, but flight would be up there.I did notice, though, that no one said "Not being a super douchebag", though.You'll need a good battle cry.
Sin_City_Superhero: Y'all are thinking too small. Why just ONE superpower? Why not flight, invisibility, knowing the future, AND a giant cock?
Felgraf: Skyrmion: studebaker hoch: Time travel.This if I'm going to break physics, I'm going all out.I never, ever want time travel. The responsibility alone would break my brain.I mean, you have the ability to save everyone. From everything. Does that mean you also have that responsibility? Is it OK for you to not jump back and save random person after random person from mundane accidents, diseases that went without diagnosis, their own bad choices (Hi Jim Henson)? At what point do you just become a tyrant that's denying people free will?fark no. Time travel with no limitations would drive me farking bonkers.
gopher321: Anybody who doesn't answer "flight" is a moron. There, I said it.
Eskaminagaga: I would choose Wolverine style healing. You would get the immortality with it as well as the ability to live forever. With all of the time in the world, you could accomplish whatever you set your mind to.
GORDON: Teleporting comes to mind, without giving it too much thought.
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