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4042 clicks; posted to Business » on 19 Jun 2014 at 4:26 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-19 05:09:55 PM  
3 votes:
Personally, I like painting "YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT" on the comforter or headboard using a diluted highlighter solution.  Just incase the next guy has a black light.
2014-06-19 03:54:24 PM  
2 votes:
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and they didn't charge me extra for dead hooker disposal.
2014-06-20 09:23:30 AM  
1 vote:

bhcompy: No adjoining rooms. Never again.  Farking people having the loudest sex I've ever heard four very early mornings in a row during the week when I was on business travel.  WHO FARKS AT 3 AM FOR 2 HOURS EVERY NIGHT 4 DAYS STRAIGHT?

Me, when I'm traveling on business. 3am is discretion o'clock with the hot project manager. That hotel is crawling with colleagues and this company is prone to game of thrones politicking.

2014-06-19 05:53:44 PM  
1 vote:

Unobtanium: I just checked out of a "mid range" hotel this morning. I haven't filled out a comment card in years. I don't know what they used to clean and deodorize the room, but it masked the mildew smell in the closet until this morning. The pillows were the size of a small couch pillow, and the treadmill room wouldn't open before 6:00 in spite of being "24 hours." Oh, well. I only have to go to that little city every 6 months or so, and there are plenty of other places for similar money.

You needed to go to a treadmill room before 6:00?

Have you considered taking a walk outside, whilst contemplating how people like you are ruining your country?
2014-06-19 05:00:38 PM  
1 vote:

Linux_Yes: Even the finest expensive 5 star hotels have cum covered walls, etc.  just bring a black light with you and learn for yourself.

You know, if I was running a hotel I'd paint the walls and ceilings of all the rooms with paint that fluoresces. And get a softener for all the sheets and towels where the residual would glow.  Finally on the mirror backing in the bathroom there would be "We're just farking with you" or some other cheeky statement embedded in the reflective surface.
hej [TotalFark]
2014-06-19 04:44:39 PM  
1 vote:

Polartank13: The folded $20 with my cc and id always works wonders when checking in.

/works  probly 90% of the time

90% of the time, it works every time.
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