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2014-06-19 12:50:19 PM  
That was Nick Offerman. I can see how you get the two confused.
 
2014-06-19 01:54:27 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: That was Nick Offerman. I can see how you get the two confused.


No mustache. Pretty strange.
 
2014-06-19 02:00:44 PM  
That was glorious.
 
2014-06-19 02:30:53 PM  
I'm Ron SWANSON???
 
2014-06-19 02:40:58 PM  
Excellent.
 
2014-06-19 02:58:47 PM  
That's great, but apparently he's not familiar with the Supreme Court's Heller ruling, which concluded that the 2nd amendment's right to bear arms encompasses the right to bear them for self defense.
 
2014-06-19 04:13:38 PM  
I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.
 
2014-06-19 04:19:19 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


In the wild west, many towns had you check your guns when you came in to town.  Wyatt Earp used to bust non-complying citizens over the head with the barrel of his Colt Peacemaker.
 
2014-06-19 04:36:59 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: That's great, but apparently he's not familiar with the Supreme Court's Heller ruling, which concluded that the 2nd amendment's right to bear arms encompasses the right to bear them for self defense.


Which is why open/conceal carriers live in perpetual fear. I can't imagine being shackled to that mindset.
 
2014-06-19 04:50:55 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.



That wild west exists only in movies.
 
2014-06-19 05:08:11 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


As a gunnut, I concur. Fark open carry.
 
2014-06-19 05:26:51 PM  

doctor wu: That wild west exists only in movies.


Small parts of the west were "wild" - in particular temporary towns set up to house men building the railroads, working in mines, or to serve as a railhead to where cattle were driven..

Dodge City was somewhat of that type, and is one of the few that survived.
 
2014-06-19 06:17:15 PM  
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2014-06-19 06:41:55 PM  

Galloping Galoshes: That's great, but apparently he's not familiar with the Supreme Court's Heller ruling, which concluded that the 2nd amendment's right to bear arms encompasses the right to bear them for self defense.


I think the point was that a private establishment can ban them on their premises, and that's not a constitutional issue.
 
2014-06-19 10:27:09 PM  

doctor wu: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


That wild west exists only in movies.


Shhh.  Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of a good anti-gun rant.
 
2014-06-19 10:37:44 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: doctor wu: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


That wild west exists only in movies.

Shhh.  Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of a good anti-gun rant.


That wasn't an anti-gun rant. But don't let silly things like reading get in the way of a good, um, a good... uh... garble?
 
2014-06-19 10:43:53 PM  

nytmare: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: doctor wu: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


That wild west exists only in movies.

Shhh.  Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of a good anti-gun rant.

That wasn't an anti-gun rant. But don't let silly things like reading get in the way of a good, um, a good... uh... garble?


If you say "I fully support $X, but..."  then you don't fully support it.  You only pay lip service to it.  You support it only up to the point where it's acceptable to you.
 
2014-06-19 11:11:05 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: nytmare: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: doctor wu: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


That wild west exists only in movies.

Shhh.  Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of a good anti-gun rant.

That wasn't an anti-gun rant. But don't let silly things like reading get in the way of a good, um, a good... uh... garble?

If you say "I fully support $X, but..."  then you don't fully support it.  You only pay lip service to it.  You support it only up to the point where it's acceptable to you.


I do support people right to own guns, I own a few myself, I even have my concealed carry permit, though I rarely have the need to use it. That being said, nothing is served by people walking around openly carrying guns.

If you see a person carrying an AR-15 walking into a shopping mall, no sane person is going to conclude that they are simply a law abiding citizen exercising their right to defend themselves, people are going to think some nut job is about to commit a mass shooting. The only thing accomplished by open carry will be mass hysteria.
 
2014-06-20 12:32:18 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: nytmare: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: doctor wu: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


That wild west exists only in movies.

Shhh.  Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of a good anti-gun rant.

That wasn't an anti-gun rant. But don't let silly things like reading get in the way of a good, um, a good... uh... garble?

If you say "I fully support $X, but..."  then you don't fully support it.  You only pay lip service to it.  You support it only up to the point where it's acceptable to you.

I do support people right to own guns, I own a few myself, I even have my concealed carry permit, though I rarely have the need to use it. That being said, nothing is served by people walking around openly carrying guns.

If you see a person carrying an AR-15 walking into a shopping mall, no sane person is going to conclude that they are simply a law abiding citizen exercising their right to defend themselves, people are going to think some nut job is about to commit a mass shooting. The only thing accomplished by open carry will be mass hysteria.


And real teeth on gun control laws.
 
2014-06-20 02:27:05 AM  

meat0918: ReapTheChaos: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: nytmare: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: doctor wu: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.


That wild west exists only in movies.

Shhh.  Don't let silly things like facts get in the way of a good anti-gun rant.

That wasn't an anti-gun rant. But don't let silly things like reading get in the way of a good, um, a good... uh... garble?

If you say "I fully support $X, but..."  then you don't fully support it.  You only pay lip service to it.  You support it only up to the point where it's acceptable to you.

I do support people right to own guns, I own a few myself, I even have my concealed carry permit, though I rarely have the need to use it. That being said, nothing is served by people walking around openly carrying guns.

If you see a person carrying an AR-15 walking into a shopping mall, no sane person is going to conclude that they are simply a law abiding citizen exercising their right to defend themselves, people are going to think some nut job is about to commit a mass shooting. The only thing accomplished by open carry will be mass hysteria.

And real teeth on gun control laws.


If a school full of kids shot dead at the hands of someone who should have been in a mental ward let alone disallowed access to firearms doesn't move legislative entities to action, I doubt open-carry chickenshiats will.
 
2014-06-20 02:33:01 AM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.

As a gunnut, I concur. Fark open carry.


I say open carry only. I want to see the paranoid douchebags in time to avoid them.
 
TKM
2014-06-20 05:01:56 AM  
He hiked his skirt last year.

Didn't even bother to cover his panties this time around.
 
2014-06-20 11:21:52 AM  

ReapTheChaos: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: nytmare: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: doctor wu: ReapTheChaos: I fully support people right to own guns, but this isn't the wild west. You don't need to be walking around with a pistol strapped openly on your hip and a rifle slung over your shoulder. I don't want to live in a world where this is acceptable.

I do support people right to own guns, IThat being said, nothing is served by people walking around openly carrying guns.

If you see a person carrying an AR-15 walking into a shopping mall, no sane person is going to conclude that they are simply a law abiding citizen exercising their right to defend themselves, people are going to think some nut job is about to commit a mass shooting. The only thing accomplished by open carry will be mass hysteria.


What you call mass hysteria some people call situational awareness or, in a different but similar context, defensive driving. Once you spot someone doing something dumb you want to get away from them or leave an escape route open in case their dumbness starts to quickly or violently intrude on your personal space.
 
2014-06-20 11:50:21 AM  

ReapTheChaos: If you see a person carrying an AR-15 walking into a shopping mall, no sane person is going to conclude that they are simply a law abiding citizen exercising their right to defend themselves, people are going to think some nut job is about to commit a mass shooting. The only thing accomplished by open carry will be mass hysteria.


Or that person getting shot by a concealed carry "hero" who thinks he's defending the mall from a mass shooter.
 
2014-06-20 01:35:22 PM  
That dude would put an insomniac on 4 eight balls of meth to sleep.
 
2014-06-20 03:13:25 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: If you say "I fully support $X, but..."  then you don't fully support it.  You only pay lip service to it.  You support it only up to the point where it's acceptable to you.


Yeah, and if you don't fully support something, then you are completely against it. Or so says the conservative mindset. No middle ground with those dickheads.
 
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