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(Daily Mail)   Kate Gosselin's two oldest daughters Cara and Mady revolt against their mother, not realizing that anyone who has seen or heard of Kate plus 8 or any of her other attempts at 15 minutes of fame are just as revolted with their mother as they are   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 48
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2014-06-19 05:48:13 AM  
OR, a little on-screen conflict will gel with viewers and ratings will go up. So, difficult kids out to ruin the family, or clever family and show producers out of manipulate the world?  Mind you, I don't really care.
 
2014-06-19 05:55:59 AM  

colinspooky: Mind you, I don't really care.


I don't think anyone REALLY cares.
 
2014-06-19 09:00:57 AM  
Zzzzzzz
 
2014-06-19 09:05:35 AM  
you're Majesty, the peasants are revolting!
 
2014-06-19 09:12:27 AM  
This is just their new schtick.  The daughters are getting older and sassy.  Mom's displaying that for profit.
 
2014-06-19 09:13:31 AM  
simpsonswiki.com

/just don't look
 
2014-06-19 09:13:37 AM  
We need to make a smart-mouse that can send small spikes into our hands whenever we click these sort of links.
 
2014-06-19 09:15:40 AM  

TheFark5000: We need to make a smart-mouse that can send small spikes into our hands whenever we click these sort of links.


A computer hedgehog.
 
2014-06-19 09:15:51 AM  

James Rieper: Mom's ________ that for profit.


Works in nearly every scenario.  Hell, works in nearly every possible universe.
 
2014-06-19 09:25:47 AM  
img.fark.net

Admit it. You'd angry f*ck that all day long.

/Kate, not the the daughter you pervs.
 
2014-06-19 09:31:48 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 802x475]

Admit it. You'd angry f*ck that all day long.



Vicky Medoza Line, BarneyGraph, Dick in the Crazy, etc etc.

FTFA: Teenagers are never easy to please.

First the husband, and now the elder teens. How wicked wicked they are against Kate, the bestest mother evah.

Look, Big Brother Media, stop it. Kate is evil and manipulative. I don't care how much you spin the story.

I love you, Joel McHale, but if the next "Soup" makes the daughters as the bad guys,....
 
2014-06-19 09:31:52 AM  

no1curr

 
2014-06-19 09:34:18 AM  
Also, I bet she's pissed that they all look like the father. Not a single kid, not even the scrawny one with glasses, really looks like her.
 
2014-06-19 09:34:42 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 802x475]

Admit it. You'd angry f*ck that all day long.

/Kate, not the the daughter you pervs.


Ok, in that picture, yes. She needs a good angry fark, or three. And a dirty Sanchez
 
2014-06-19 09:35:08 AM  
Who the fark gave this coont biatch a new TV show?
 
2014-06-19 09:35:19 AM  
So, that was just a commercial for the show disguised as a news article, yes?
 
2014-06-19 09:35:39 AM  
So, when those two are 18, will they be making a video of either ass to ass or two twins, one cup?
 
2014-06-19 09:55:11 AM  

James Rieper: This is just their new schtick.  The daughters are getting older and sassy.  Mom's displaying that for profit.


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-19 10:02:27 AM  
How soon till we see the "Gosselin" sex tape.
 
2014-06-19 10:03:44 AM  

FormlessOne: Also, I bet she's pissed that they all look like the father. Not a single kid, not even the scrawny one with glasses, really looks like her.


That's because SHE doesn't even really look like her...

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-19 10:06:12 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Admit it. You'd angry f*ck that all day long.


I think it's hilarious that she was a frumpy mess while married but right after the divorce she grows out her hair and starts with the plastic surgery. It might have worked if there wasn't hundreds of hours of her walking and talking on camera.

We can only hope those kids somehow manage to escape.
 
2014-06-19 10:11:53 AM  
And things take a further drastic turn when Kate and the girls sit down for a discussion in front of the cameras.
When the interviewer asks if the girls are good role models for their younger siblings, Mady soon butts in to give her own forceful opinion.
She whines: 'No. They better not. I mean, I'm an awful role model ugh.'
Her open-mouthed mother cannot believe her ears, asking her why she is 'so hard on yourself.'


I hope that this was scripted. Because if the girl is really saying that about herself that is a sign of a child that thinks the worst of themselves because their parents are constantly screaming at them and putting them down. It is sad.

And that video clip in the article was scary as hell. When they ask the girl about seeing her father it is really telling that she won't answer and looks at Kate like she is about to disobey her and Kate instead of being encouraging and saying answer the question she gave her a very stern command to answer the question like she is warning her to answer it the way they practiced it.
 
2014-06-19 10:15:48 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 802x475]

Admit it. You'd angry f*ck that all day long.

/Kate, not the the daughter you pervs.


All day?  That sound tiring. 5, 10 minutes tops.  Then afterwards, crying and regret.
 
2014-06-19 10:15:50 AM  
When is this woman going to do a sex tape already?
 
2014-06-19 10:17:29 AM  
Teen girls acting like teen girls?  Colour me shocked.
 
2014-06-19 10:19:13 AM  
They gave her another show? We should start a pool on what will happen to these two when they hit 18, strippers, tell all book, GTFO go to college and never look back or just OD at some run down house.
 
2014-06-19 10:22:07 AM  

Misconduc: How soon till we see the "Gosselin" sex tape.


Does it involve the kids?
 
2014-06-19 10:41:59 AM  
Sounds like half the teenagers I've ever known at that age. Complete non-story
 
2014-06-19 10:46:29 AM  
I am pleased to say I can not recall ever seeing a single footage of this woman or her kids on television.
 
2014-06-19 10:57:11 AM  

FormlessOne: Also, I bet she's pissed that they all look like the father. Not a single kid, not even the scrawny one with glasses, really looks like her.


The ultimate lulz would be that it was never her eggs.
 
2014-06-19 11:00:55 AM  
lts.brandeis.edu

"Well, hellooooo, my dear and adoring fans! What's this? Something going on in this thread? Oh how marverlous! Children! Come, quickly and look!"
 
2014-06-19 11:27:59 AM  

The Bunyip: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Admit it. You'd angry f*ck that all day long.

I think it's hilarious that she was a frumpy mess while married but right after the divorce she grows out her hair and starts with the plastic surgery. It might have worked if there wasn't hundreds of hours of her walking and talking on camera.

We can only hope those kids somehow manage to escape.


She did have 8 young kids to take care of. Geez.

But yeah, that's always what she has needed (the angry farking). John was a putz.
 
2014-06-19 11:38:29 AM  
I want to have sex with her. Badly. I have a problem.
 
2014-06-19 11:39:03 AM  

ongbok: And things take a further drastic turn when Kate and the girls sit down for a discussion in front of the cameras.
When the interviewer asks if the girls are good role models for their younger siblings, Mady soon butts in to give her own forceful opinion.
She whines: 'No. They better not. I mean, I'm an awful role model ugh.'
Her open-mouthed mother cannot believe her ears, asking her why she is 'so hard on yourself.'
I hope that this was scripted. Because if the girl is really saying that about herself that is a sign of a child that thinks the worst of themselves because their parents are constantly screaming at them and putting them down. It is sad.
And that video clip in the article was scary as hell. When they ask the girl about seeing her father it is really telling that she won't answer and looks at Kate like she is about to disobey her and Kate instead of being encouraging and saying answer the question she gave her a very stern command to answer the question like she is warning her to answer it the way they practiced it.


Shee-it. There is no way these kids aren't all kinds of farked up, being raised in front of a TV camera. How would you like to have all of your relevant growing-up moments scripted, and put on TV? And their mother is loony enough to damage them without any added intrusions.

browneye: I am pleased to say I can not recall ever seeing a single footage of this woman or her kids on television.


There is no way I could ever watch this show. It would give me flashbacks of certain things that I never want to think about.
 
2014-06-19 11:40:43 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 802x475]

Admit it. You'd angry f*ck that all day long.

/Kate, not the the daughter you pervs.


I would hit her and the daughter as well as the other eldest daughter.
 
2014-06-19 11:48:19 AM  
Hmm: Kate claimed 'it was like I announced it's Christmas ' when she told her brood about the new special

Yeah, I'll bet. Wait til one of the older girls runs off with the cameraman. Anything to get away from Mom. And with her distracted by all the attention, maybe the kids can draw a breath without having Kate show up to tell them how to do it.
 
2014-06-19 12:19:12 PM  

DubyaHater: I want to have sex with her. Badly. I have a problem.


Me too, I just don't want to have a conversation with her
 
2014-06-19 12:24:48 PM  

Misconduc: How soon till we see the "Gosselin" sex tape.


FTA

Desperate for attention Kate has never left the public spotlight though, most recent making headlines after she was allegedly caught sharing a hotel room with her married bodyguard while filming Celebrity Apprentice in New York in March.

Soon.
 
2014-06-19 12:31:51 PM  
I want to see this woman naked and I hate myself for it.
 
2014-06-19 12:53:03 PM  

keepitcherry: I want to see this woman naked and I hate myself for it.


babiesdesigned.files.wordpress.com

Here you go. Not naked, but it will help you lose that desire.
 
2014-06-19 12:59:33 PM  
I'd LOVE to hit her, but I don't want to get blood all over my vintage Louisville Slugger.
 
2014-06-19 01:42:02 PM  

Khazar-Khum: I'd LOVE to hit her, but I don't want to get blood all over my vintage Louisville Slugger.


For a minute I thought you referred to your penis as your Louisville Slugger...

/more caffeine
//i needs it
 
2014-06-19 01:45:23 PM  
Hey admins can we get an ignore button for articles we don't give a shiat about and would rather not even see?
 
2014-06-19 02:28:57 PM  
/Kate, not the the daughter you pervs.

whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-06-19 02:50:44 PM  
I never watched that show but was of course aware of it (who couldn't avoid that?) I always felt badly for the twins for being forced in the spotlight by an attention-whore mother, yet with all of the media attention focused on the sextuplets. Not to mention the fact that Kate just *had* to have more fertility intervention, as if having two healthy daughters wasn't good enough. Or maybe it was because of Jon wanting a boy? Wouldn't surprise me, look at how many families keep "trying for a (preferred gender)" either naturally or through IVF.
 
2014-06-19 04:35:20 PM  

Unobtanium: TheFark5000: We need to make a smart-mouse that can send small spikes into our hands whenever we click these sort of links.

A computer hedgehog.


I was thinking of a rabid badger
 
2014-06-19 05:04:21 PM  
wow, I always thought those kids would be ugly when they got older, but I had no idea they'd get THIS ugly

poor bastards
 
2014-06-19 05:11:52 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: keepitcherry: I want to see this woman naked and I hate myself for it.

[babiesdesigned.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

Here you go. Not naked, but it will help you lose that desire.


LOL ok let me rephrase that. I want to see the artificial, new and improved version of "her" naked
 
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