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(Daily Mail)   People are shocked, SHOCKED that a bus driver who claimed his Bible stopped two bullets from hitting him during a supposed 'hate attack', lied and actually shot and stabbed himself before making up the story   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 103
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2014-06-19 12:50:31 AM
Don't worry. If he is this stupid, Darwin will wind up winning in the long run
 
2014-06-19 01:56:35 AM

Trance750: Don't worry. If he is this stupid, Darwin will wind up winning in the long run


Yah but wielding a gun and/or a bus increases the chances of other people getting killed.

That would be bad.
 
2014-06-19 07:26:56 AM
Apparently, Jebus could save him from the scary black people bullets but is helpless against the powers of Cinnabon.
 
2014-06-19 08:22:58 AM
A wonder what his Fark handle is?
 
2014-06-19 08:33:57 AM
Totally believes him:

i279.photobucket.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

As does he.
 
2014-06-19 08:42:46 AM
The report also said Wagoner told police he grabbed the gun and shot at the fleeing men.

i.dailymail.co.uk


I may have found the point at which police began to be skeptical.
 
2014-06-19 08:45:06 AM
Wagoner's screams can be heard on the video however on the 911 call the 320-pound bus driver does not appear winded despite claiming he'd run

Then again, maybe I was wrong.
 
2014-06-19 09:01:41 AM

Relatively Obscure: The report also said Wagoner told police he grabbed the gun and shot at the fleeing men.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 153x212]


I may have found the point at which police began to be skeptical.


He looks like he'd invent a game called, "Jump to Conclusions".
 
2014-06-19 09:04:11 AM
Well I am actually shocked (clicks link) because that is (scrolls) a pretty incredible (sees pic)....oh....nevermind.
 
2014-06-19 09:04:27 AM

Relatively Obscure: The report also said Wagoner told police he grabbed the gun and shot at the fleeing men.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 153x212]


I may have found the point at which police began to be skeptical.


Get him, officer...he's getting away...the guy with the gun!
blogs.chicagotribune.com
 
2014-06-19 09:05:21 AM
I'm pretty sure he made the story up before he shot and stabbed himself, Dumas.
 
2014-06-19 09:05:21 AM
I liked that one guy in TFA's comments who tried to blame it on atheists, somehow. That's some real "I bet the Jews did this!" level derangement.
 
2014-06-19 09:06:42 AM
He makes up attacks and he blames them on blacks,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man.

He said it's the bible, but really it's libel,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man.
 
2014-06-19 09:06:47 AM
When I hate my life and job, I just pray to a god I don't believe exists for a car to hit me while I am biking to work. Now I see my problem is a lack of imagination.
 
2014-06-19 09:08:57 AM
Don't you understand? He has people skills! What the hell is wrong with you people?
 
2014-06-19 09:09:55 AM

Gunther: I liked that one guy in TFA's comments who tried to blame it on atheists, somehow. That's some real "I bet the Jews did this!" level derangement.


Well duh.  Anyone with a brain knows it's Fartbama's fault.
 
2014-06-19 09:11:11 AM

BSABSVR: He makes up attacks and he blames them on blacks,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man.

He said it's the bible, but really it's libel,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man.


Now grab your junk and rap that. Epic.
 
2014-06-19 09:13:00 AM

BSABSVR: He makes up attacks and he blames them on blacks,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man.

He said it's the bible, but really it's libel,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man.


He lies and he cusses and he's white and size plus-es,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man!

People don't trust him, and the city's gonna bust him,
Hail to the bus driver, bus driver man!...


/got nuthin'
 
2014-06-19 09:14:02 AM
Was a bible or the word "bible" involved in the story?
then it's a lie.
 
2014-06-19 09:14:22 AM
it's like this is lord of the rings and that guy is of the bus driver race, he looks so bus drivery
 
2014-06-19 09:14:58 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Totally believes him:

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As does he.


don't stop there, you were on a roll.

i1207.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-19 09:15:40 AM
So, how is it we live in a country where its politicians are happy to exclaim that racism is dead, but its citizens still use "black people" as the Universal Boogeyman when trying to commit insurance and/or charity fraud?
 
2014-06-19 09:15:59 AM
Bus drivers catch enough crap as it is. Don't know why this guy felt compelled to make up shiat.
 
2014-06-19 09:17:13 AM
What's his point? Was he selling religious books, covering up some misdeed, off his meds, or overly dramatizing his bus route made him afraid?
 
2014-06-19 09:17:21 AM
So, how is it we live in a country where its politicians are happy to exclaim that racism is dead, but its citizens still use "black people" as the Universal Boogeyman when trying to commit insurance and/or charity fraud?


They're just playing the odds.
 
2014-06-19 09:17:26 AM
A blue bandana found at the scene was found to have only dog hairs on it

Oh my God, werewolf gang!
 
2014-06-19 09:18:55 AM
I often stop for gas in Dayton on my way to visit family in Indiana.  I try not to stop for very long.
 
2014-06-19 09:19:16 AM
From TFA- "A white bus driver's story..."

Whoa wait, that's racist as fark
 
2014-06-19 09:19:21 AM
He looks like a serial killer.
 
2014-06-19 09:20:44 AM

LlamaGirl: He looks like a serial killer.


At the very least, a cereal killer.
 
2014-06-19 09:21:26 AM

boarch: From TFA- "A white bus driver's story..."

Whoa wait, that's racist as fark


Because he's in the front of the bus?
 
2014-06-19 09:22:55 AM
What a heartwarming story about the banality of fraud perpetrated in the name of God.

"Thousands of Americans are getting paid for not going to work through workers' compensation scams that even by the smallest estimates cost $1 billion a year. Workers' comp fraud accounts for about 1 percent to 2 percent of all workers' comp payments, according to J. Paul Leigh, a professor of the University of California, Davis. Some of the cases show just how far people will go to collect."
 
2014-06-19 09:23:09 AM
Fark yeah!  Called it!
 
2014-06-19 09:23:32 AM
My family is from Dayton. I may have to call my mother and ask about this one. The level of stupid is just astounding. The bandana, though, that was the kicker.
 
2014-06-19 09:24:11 AM
But not before religious zealots used this story proof of divine intervention, and then conveniently not notice the correction.
 
2014-06-19 09:25:00 AM
The whites on the bus fear browns, browns, browns.
 
2014-06-19 09:25:23 AM

stonelotus: DjangoStonereaver: Totally believes him:

[i279.photobucket.com image 240x191]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x285]

As does he.

don't stop there, you were on a roll.

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Came for this. But of course it was different when she lied which eventually led to rioting.
 
2014-06-19 09:26:33 AM
I can see why people believed him... if it has jesus and guns in it, people will believe anything...
Billion dollar business idea: a bible that is really a hollow book so you have a place to hide your gun.
 
2014-06-19 09:27:23 AM
Looks like he really hates himself. Better luck next time.
 
2014-06-19 09:28:17 AM
The guy in TFA looks punchable as hell.
 
2014-06-19 09:29:40 AM

stonicus: I can see why people believed him... if it has jesus and guns in it, people will believe anything...
Billion dollar business idea: a bible that is really a hollow book so you have a place to hide your gun.


We should collaborate and write a movie script with that ......... oh, wait........ nevermind.
 
2014-06-19 09:31:07 AM

stonicus: Billion dollar business idea: a bible that is really a hollow book so you have a place to hide your gun.


They already sell them. Loads of them, going by a google search.
 
2014-06-19 09:31:44 AM

stonicus: I can see why people believed him... if it has jesus and guns in it, people will believe anything...
Billion dollar business idea: a bible that is really a hollow book so you have a place to hide your gun.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-19 09:32:20 AM

doubled99: So, how is it we live in a country where its politicians are happy to exclaim that racism is dead, but its citizens still use "black people" as the Universal Boogeyman when trying to commit insurance and/or charity fraud?


They're just playing the odds.


Then he should have faked diabetes and stupidity. I guess he probably wouldn't need to fake that, though.
 
2014-06-19 09:33:28 AM
The only thing that can stop a blubbery bible-thumping bus driver with a gun is that very same blubbery bible-thumping bus driver with a gun.
 
2014-06-19 09:37:23 AM
I guess making a false claim is A-Okay in the bible.
 
2014-06-19 09:37:58 AM
'Polar bear' is a term for a white person...

As one one the whitey-est people walking around, I don't find that insulting at all.  Rather endearing, actually. Feel free to use it!
 
2014-06-19 09:39:18 AM

stonicus: I can see why people believed him... if it has jesus and guns in it, people will believe anything...
Billion dollar business idea: a bible that is really a hollow book so you have a place to hide your gun.


You're thinking too practical.

How about a bible that actually is bullet proof and is also a working gun!! Sure it would be a strangely rectangular gun that would be difficult to hold / aim / shoot but that doesn't matter. The bible thumper gun-nuts will go crazy for it.

Make it use custom ammunition that has a cross and Jesus' face embossed into each bullet. The real money is in the consumables.
 
2014-06-19 09:39:28 AM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: The whites on the bus fear browns, browns, browns.


The driver on the bus says "ouch ouch blacks"
 
2014-06-19 09:40:51 AM

cleveoh: 'Polar bear' is a term for a white person...

As one one the whitey-est people walking around, I don't find that insulting at all.  Rather endearing, actually. Feel free to use it!


Considering that polar bears are phenomenally dangerous, I tend to agree. As derogatory terms go that one is pretty cool.
 
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