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(TwinCities.com)   Gallant calmly discusses the late rent with his roommate. Goofus sets his roommate on fire and flees town   (twincities.com) divider line 27
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2014-06-19 06:15:05 AM  
While this Gallant fellow tends to get put on the pedestal, I must say I like Goofus' style.
 
2014-06-19 06:38:59 AM  
He used the wrong tone of voice.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-06-19 06:49:33 AM  
Gallant needs a good ass kicking.
 
2014-06-19 06:51:18 AM  
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2014-06-19 07:02:13 AM  
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2014-06-19 07:07:07 AM  
Goofus made the amateur mistake of leaving town. Stay and bask in the (literal) light of what your actions have accomplished.  Also, he waited until his roommate was late with the rent?  What is wrong with him?  One sets one's roommate on fire for kicks and giggles - not revenge.  It is a time for marshmallows - not malice.  Also, if you are willing to host a home-made barbeque in his honor just on a whim, imagine what his imagination will come up with as punishments for peeving you off.
 
2014-06-19 07:24:17 AM  
www.ilmachete.it

Back in Tijuana, we move in with you, put you in an oil drum. The rent's not paid, we light you on fire.
 
2014-06-19 07:27:05 AM  
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2014-06-19 07:28:02 AM  
www3.pictures.zimbio.com

Ok, I'll set my roommate on fire.
 
2014-06-19 07:28:26 AM  

dittybopper: [www.ilmachete.it image 850x478]

Back in Tijuana, we move in with you, put you in an oil drum. The rent's not paid, we light you on fire.


Whoever cast Adrien Brody as a tough guy lead should be lit on fire.
 
2014-06-19 07:51:07 AM  
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2014-06-19 07:51:41 AM  

Munchkin City Coroner: dittybopper: [www.ilmachete.it image 850x478]

Back in Tijuana, we move in with you, put you in an oil drum. The rent's not paid, we light you on fire.

Whoever cast Adrien Brody as a tough guy lead should be lit on fire.


Actually, that *WORKED*.

Real SF-type guys don't look like 'roided up weightlifters.

This:
i3.dailyrecord.co.uk

Is a better representation of what an ex-SF mercenary type would look like than this:

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2014-06-19 08:18:40 AM  

dittybopper: Real SF-type guys don't look like 'roided up weightlifters.


Real SF-type guys chew Copenhagen.

/That stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus
 
2014-06-19 08:23:17 AM  
How late was the rent?
 
2014-06-19 09:19:03 AM  
I have some roommates I wanted to do this to... Not over rent but just because of the special people they are.
 
2014-06-19 09:19:59 AM  

umad: dittybopper: Real SF-type guys don't look like 'roided up weightlifters.

Real SF-type guys chew Copenhagen.

/That stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus


Except that Jesse wasn't dipping Copenhagen.  It was Redman, as I recall, a chewing tobacco, not snuff like Copenhagen.

/Used to dip Copenhagen.
//Stopped after 22 years when the distaffbopper got cancer.
///Didn't want her to have to worry about me like I worried about her.
 
2014-06-19 09:26:07 AM  
Has anyone in Hollywood tried creating a Goofus and Gallant movie yet? It seems like this part of my childhood seems suspiciously unraped.
 
2014-06-19 09:53:12 AM  
thank goofus & gallant's god i never had a roommate!
 
2014-06-19 09:55:55 AM  

dittybopper: umad: dittybopper: Real SF-type guys don't look like 'roided up weightlifters.

Real SF-type guys chew Copenhagen.

/That stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus

Except that Jesse wasn't dipping Copenhagen.  It was Redman, as I recall, a chewing tobacco, not snuff like Copenhagen.


I know. I was pointing out another glaring error.
 
2014-06-19 10:12:18 AM  
Felt like doing this to my roomate a lot. Last night she gave me $300, one day she might give me all the back rent...........bwhahahahahahahahahaha
 
2014-06-19 10:33:17 AM  
Don't think of this as a crime.  Think of it as someone making a public-service announcement to ALL roommates, gently reminding them that rent is due on time, each month, and in full.  Heck, they should probably give the guy a medal.  I'm sure there are thousands of roommates out there now thinking "hmmm. Maybe I should pay my share of the rent..."
 
2014-06-19 11:27:29 AM  
I once lived in a house with three other guys, and the guy whose responsibility it was to pay the electric bill took our money for six months without paying it. We only found this out after our power had been cut and only then because after a few days of him saying it was a mistake and that he called them and straightened it out, I called them pretending to be him. They told me it hadn't been paid for six months. The rest of us paid it and kicked him out. He moved back in with his parents (he was over 30 we were all early 20s) and then whined when we sold the crap he left behind to try and make up some of the money even though we told him that's what would happen to anything he left.

What kills me is that he lied about talking to the power company. He kept insisting that they told him it was a mistake and it was being fixed 'tomorrow'. When I called them as him They said hey hadn't spoken to me/him at all.


Also, had another roommate once who I was paying on time every month and one day a cop and a locksmith show up and tell me I've got ten minutes to clear out. That was a fun day.
 
2014-06-19 12:01:01 PM  
Lilienthal is known as a troublemaker in the neighborhood, Rachel said, adding that he's had repeated run-ins with law enforcement.

His criminal history includes convictions of disorderly conduct, third-degree assault resulting in great bodily harm, driving while intoxicated, theft and possession of drug paraphernalia.


Well he certainly sounds like a joy to be around.
 
2014-06-19 12:12:48 PM  
extras.mnginteractive.com

I have a hunch that this guy cuts his own hair when drunk.
 
2014-06-19 12:38:22 PM  
Gallant's tenants walk all over him, giving him tear-jerker stories about why they're always late.   Goofus' don't dare try that crap with him.
 
2014-06-19 12:42:58 PM  

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: Lilienthal is known as a troublemaker in the neighborhood, Rachel said, adding that he's had repeated run-ins with law enforcement.


Didn't he also have a bad run-in with the ground?
 
2014-06-19 04:28:13 PM  
Having had a deadbeat roommate, yeah run Goofus run.
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