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(Celebslam)   It's late at night and Lindsay Lohan's future's so bright, she's gotta wear shades. Or she's drunk. Definitely one of those two   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 32
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2014-06-18 09:46:29 AM  
She just wants to keep track of the visions in her eyes.
 
2014-06-18 09:56:35 AM  
She only has a few more weeks to join Club 27, Hurry Lindsey we're counting you to join C27.
 
2014-06-18 10:04:45 AM  
Probably about to cause traffic chaos in a frenetic drive to Chicago to settle some tax bill, or something.
 
2014-06-18 10:28:06 AM  
I'd still nail her like a journeyman carpenter. And so would most of you studmen.
 
2014-06-18 01:17:06 PM  
Maybe she wants to watch you dance.
 
2014-06-18 01:18:43 PM  
It's not that I wouldn't believe a credible website like Celebslam, but I don't care if Lindsay Lohan wears sunglasses at night. Personally, I'd like to wear sunglasses every time I leave the house, just to keep people from looking into my eyes. Go away.
 
2014-06-18 01:20:40 PM  
This website is the worst.

1. Take normal picture of someone
2. Add click bait headline
3. Get greenlight on Fark
 
2014-06-18 01:28:33 PM  
She's looking healthier at any rate.
/good
 
2014-06-18 01:28:50 PM  
I'm glad she is embracing the tenants of her Islamic religion. How do we know this isn't one of those cell phone detonation devices? Maybe she is going to blow up one of those IUD's. CSB, Met her once in a New Orleans bar. She is nasty.
celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2014-06-18 01:48:37 PM  
www.roflcat.com
 
2014-06-18 01:55:19 PM  
I'd still like to grab her saggers and give them a playful twist.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 02:03:59 PM  

borg: She only has a few more weeks to join Club 27, Hurry Lindsey we're counting you to join C27.


No. That club is for talented people. She can wait until she's 28 to die.
 
2014-06-18 02:14:28 PM  
saggers? niiiice
 
2014-06-18 02:33:28 PM  
She thinks she's Corey Hart?
 
2014-06-18 02:41:29 PM  
weed just might be the thing to sort this chick out - if she just stick to the herb.
 
2014-06-18 02:42:41 PM  
just saw her crazy parents on "the test" yesterday...after seeing that, i feel for her.
 
2014-06-18 03:08:16 PM  
Its been awhile since we had a LiLo thread. And the fact that the best we can do is her wearing sunglasses at night is pretty weak.

/now add me to the list of guys willing to nail her. I would be happy to release a sex tape, but my wife would kill me, so that won't be happening.
 
2014-06-18 03:24:30 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: weed just might be the thing to sort this chick out - if she just stick to the herb.


It worked for Jim Lehey.
 
2014-06-18 03:30:25 PM  

BATMANATEE: borg: She only has a few more weeks to join Club 27, Hurry Lindsey we're counting you to join C27.

No. That club is for talented people. She can wait until she's 28 to die.


This right here.

And meh, lots of celebs, stars, musicians wear shades at night and indoors.
 
2014-06-18 03:37:37 PM  

lindalouwho: And meh, lots of celebs, stars, musicians wear shades at night and indoors.


www.gq.com
 
2014-06-18 03:43:28 PM  

stir22: just saw her crazy parents on "the test" yesterday...after seeing that, i feel for her.


Both of her parents are incredibly crazy. And she can't free herself from either one of them. She's doomed.
 
2014-06-18 03:55:43 PM  
Brick-House: I would be happy to release a sex tape, but my wife would kill me,

threesome!!!
 
2014-06-18 04:01:17 PM  
Has anyone considered the sunglasses are because shes stalked by paparazzi constantly setting off flashbulbs in her face?

I thought that's why most celebrities wore them.

/meh
 
2014-06-18 04:02:27 PM  

Wellon Dowd: lindalouwho: And meh, lots of celebs, stars, musicians wear shades at night and indoors.


You didn't go for the low hanging fruit and for that I applaud you.

Well played.
 
2014-06-18 04:05:18 PM  

Linger: Has anyone considered the sunglasses are because shes stalked by paparazzi constantly setting off flashbulbs in her face?


Nonsense, she's a has-been. Where would you get such an idea?

celebslam.celebuzz.com

*30 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

/Looks like she forgot her makeup. Maybe that's why she's hiding.
 
2014-06-18 04:05:22 PM  

stir22: Brick-House: I would be happy to release a sex tape, but my wife would kill me,

threesome!!!


I said WIFE, not girlfriend.
 
2014-06-18 05:03:42 PM  
So wearing sunglasses is scandalous?
 
2014-06-18 06:41:45 PM  

Dahnkster: I'm glad she is embracing the tenants of her Islamic religion. How do we know this isn't one of those cell phone detonation devices? Maybe she is going to blow up one of those IUD's. CSB, Met her once in a New Orleans bar. She is nasty.


I'd still pee in her butt
 
2014-06-18 07:12:58 PM  
I'd still pump her pooper. She can fart on my ding dong anytime!
 
2014-06-18 08:51:01 PM  
As a 46 year old I much prefer the link to naked 50year old Cindy Crawford. Her hips make me need a time out.
 
2014-06-19 12:03:17 AM  
Ion curr
 
2014-06-19 06:41:09 AM  

Dahnkster: I'm glad she is embracing the tenants of her Islamic religion. How do we know this isn't one of those cell phone detonation devices? Maybe she is going to blow up one of those IUD's. CSB, Met her once in a New Orleans bar. She is nasty.


Uh, blow up an Intrauterine device (IUD)?

Not sure I want to be near her when that happens.
 
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