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(Yahoo)   Chris Christie still fapping to the War on Drugs. "That picture of Christie sucking up to The Imperious Pig Nixon is enough to make me puke"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 18
    More: Dumbass, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, prison reform, state House, Governor of New Jersey, Charlotte's Web, Richard Nixon, Monmouth, radio programs  
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2014-06-18 10:31:07 AM  
FSM help the states that legalized MJ if this clown gets to be POTUS.
 
2014-06-18 11:11:29 AM  
I hear he has Nixon sheets on his bed and a "Tricky Dick" lunch box.
 
2014-06-18 11:20:01 AM  
In all seriousness: Christie was 11 when Nixon resigned. Fake picture is fake. War on drugs: stupid. Doctoring up fake pictures for political gain: war on drugs stupid.
 
2014-06-18 12:17:02 PM  
If you support the War on Drugs you also support racism and fraud.
 
2014-06-18 12:25:49 PM  
The future gov was assigned to oversee the Department of Human Services, which led him to an inpatient adolescent treatment facility, Daytop Village, located in Mendham, where he lived with his young family.

Christy lived with his family in an adolescent treatment facility?
 
2014-06-18 12:30:09 PM  
That picture is fake, but the truth is much worse

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2014-06-18 12:40:27 PM  
God I hate Christie's sanctimonious posturing on this topic. I live in NJ and I have in-state friends with a 3 y/o daughter who suffers from Dravet syndrome, as described in the article. After a year long search for the Charlotte's Web strain in low THC tincture form, they eventually had to move to Colorado because Christie refuses to move on this in any kind of compassionate pace. Guess I'll never see them again. Thanks Christie. Also I would like to occasionally go down to the local convenience store and buy a hoober to enjoy, but I guess Chris Christie knows better. Better I should call the 20 year old neighbor kid who's cousin is in "the biz", making criminals of all three of us. Fark you Christie...
 
2014-06-18 12:52:03 PM  
I don't understand why you libs keep insisting that The War on Drugs is a failure?

Our prisons are full of young black men.
 
2014-06-18 12:52:41 PM  
This will surely help him with young voters.
 
2014-06-18 12:54:07 PM  
Chris Christie still fapping to the War on Drugs

Well I like their latest album too, but it's not exactly fap-worthy IMO.

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2014-06-18 01:03:20 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I don't understand why you libs keep insisting that The War on Drugs is a failure?

Our prisons are full of young black men.

 
2014-06-18 01:10:34 PM  
He's not actually still fapping.... It just takes a while for his gelatinous mass to stop juggling about 


  / because he's fat
// and an asshole
 
2014-06-18 01:10:50 PM  
Anyone still debating this issue isn't fully in touch with reality. Marijuana should be legalized - period. By every measure it is better for us than alcohol, so the resistance to marijuana legalization is rooted in something other than reason or facts. The resistance to medical mj in particular is completely unconscionable.

Like climate change I'm tired of even pretending that this is a debate any more. It isn't. Anyone pretending it's one is sadly delusional.
 
2014-06-18 02:04:23 PM  

flucto: In all seriousness: Christie was 11 when Nixon resigned. Fake picture is fake. War on drugs: stupid. Doctoring up fake pictures for political gain:  Chris Christie war on drugs stupid.


Fixed for a more accurate analogy

/although with the stand he's taking he might as well have been in the pic with Nixon
 
2014-06-18 02:13:58 PM  

WTFDYW: FSM help the states that legalized MJ if this clown gets to be POTUS.


lol

Anyway, I like how he complains how much of a failure our medical marijuana program has been.

It's been a failure because YOU refuse to cooperate or be honest, you fat sack of lard.
 
2014-06-18 02:48:08 PM  

WTFDYW: FSM help the states that legalized MJ if this clown gets to be POTUS.


Or if unicorns farting rainbows decide to kill all humans.

They seem about equally likely.
 
2014-06-19 09:17:14 AM  

flucto: In all seriousness: Christie was 11 when Nixon resigned. Fake picture is fake. War on drugs: stupid. Doctoring up fake pictures for political gain: war on drugs stupid.


You sure did nail them for using a clearly-fake picture as a joke. Seriously, who are you worrying they'll mislead? The "Chris Christie is a vampire/time traveler/Highlander" crowd? Perhaps a toddler who is somehow aware of Nixon and his relation to the drug war despite the fact that their brain hasn't developed an understanding of time yet?

I hope no one who falls for that picture watches House of Cards, or we'll start hearing about conspiracy theories about Kevin Spacey's misdeeds in office.
 
2014-06-19 12:44:42 PM  
The Imperious Pig would be a good name for a Irish pub.
 
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