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(WTVR)   Man wearing zebra print hat, Superman tank top and Duck Dynasty beard saves some kayaker from angry beaver   (wtvr.com) divider line 32
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2014-06-18 01:08:23 PM  
Kayaking trainer licks beaver. Man in little boat thankful.
 
2014-06-18 01:30:21 PM  
I would imagine that a getup like that would be good beaver repellent in many situations.

Although on the other hand that would make an excellent pimp hat.
 
2014-06-18 03:10:34 PM  
I think those beards have been around a lot longer than Duck Commander.
 
2014-06-18 03:37:25 PM  
I kayak there fairly regularly, my legs are still peeling from a sunburn I got there a few weeks ago. A beaver is one of the few things I hadn't seen there. There were deer along the banks last trip, we got to within 20 feet or so of them. Maybe because we were in the water they didn't consider us threats.
 
2014-06-18 03:37:25 PM  
They should get that beaver stuffed.
 
2014-06-18 03:37:52 PM  
I've seen a few angry beavers in my day.
 
2014-06-18 03:39:04 PM  
img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-18 03:39:49 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-18 03:40:01 PM  
Did he have to put down his "John 3:16" sign to help out?

/"You da Man!"
 
2014-06-18 03:40:50 PM  
"I think the rarity of it is the main thing," Altfather said. "This beaver was apparently upset for some reason that we don't know."

Oh, it's probably something simple like rabies.  Big deal.
 
2014-06-18 03:41:01 PM  
I guess nice beavers are hard to find.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 03:41:02 PM  
Farking hipster mountain men.
 
2014-06-18 03:41:31 PM  
Damn, 45 seconds...
 
2014-06-18 03:44:04 PM  

Diogenes: "I think the rarity of it is the main thing," Altfather said. "This beaver was apparently upset for some reason that we don't know."

Oh, it's probably something simple like rabies.  Big deal.


Maybe it had babies.  It's that time of year dontcha' know.
 
2014-06-18 03:46:52 PM  

CheapEngineer:


Thank you.
Now the thread is complete.
Everything else is just gravy.
 
2014-06-18 03:48:57 PM  

bearded clamorer: Kayaking trainer licks beaver. Man in little boat thankful.


Watersport enthusiast gives a paddain' that broke his shaft.
 
2014-06-18 03:49:50 PM  

bikerbob59: I've seen a few angry beavers in my day.


Yea, and a few snappers too.
 
2014-06-18 03:50:04 PM  
"It's just a freak thing. This beaver was upset about something and went after him," kayaking trainer Nate Reynolds said. "I heard him yell my name, so I come running out. As soon as I came out, I see the boat flip over, so the beaver had actually jumped up, grabbed his arm, and pulled him right out of his kayak."

Good thing the beaver called his name.  I've seen them mouth words, but never actually say my name.
 
2014-06-18 03:55:15 PM  

Cold_Sassy: Diogenes: "I think the rarity of it is the main thing," Altfather said. "This beaver was apparently upset for some reason that we don't know."

Oh, it's probably something simple like rabies.  Big deal.

Maybe it had babies.  It's that time of year dontcha' know.


Babies or rabies. Either way it was a bad beaver.
 
2014-06-18 04:03:05 PM  
An article about angry beavers and it's not from from slate or Jezebel?

/I laugh at my own jokes

//so no one else has to
 
2014-06-18 04:30:04 PM  
This beaver attacker better check in with Si, the Beaver Commander, Jack.
 
2014-06-18 05:24:32 PM  

TheGogmagog: bearded clamorer: Kayaking trainer licks beaver. Man in little boat thankful.

Watersport enthusiast gives a paddain' that broke his shaft.


Kayaker breaks his shaft paddling angry beaver after beaver bites appendage of another man.


"This beaver was apparently upset for some reason that we don't know."

Ya think?
 
2014-06-18 05:25:15 PM  

TheMysticS: CheapEngineer:

Thank you.
Now the thread is complete.
Everything else is just gravy.


No problem.

\now the theme song is stuck in my head
 
2014-06-18 05:47:02 PM  
There's a intersection of hot vs crazy beavers.
 
2014-06-18 05:55:46 PM  
img.fark.net

That's one hell of an outfit
 
2014-06-18 06:28:45 PM  
CSB:

I know these folks well and used to teach the class in which this occurred.  Glad it didn't happen on my watch.  It wasn't mentioned in the story but they actually broke two paddles over the thing's head.

Hope the dude heals quick and isn't scared off paddling.  At least they recovered the beaver body to test for rabies.
 
2014-06-18 06:46:27 PM  
It don't take a lot of fashion sense to wrassle a beaver as they say in ... I don't think they say that anywhere, actually.
 
2014-06-18 06:48:47 PM  
I personally know this guy.  We used to go rock climbing all the time.  Really nice guy but his fashion sense is a bit out there.

Oddly enough, I thought about him randomly today wondering if he shaved his beard since last time I saw him.  Guess I dont have to wonder anymore.
 
2014-06-18 06:50:42 PM  
Hillbilly Hotties ... next on Fox!
 
2014-06-18 06:53:37 PM  
I've watched Angry Beavers. It's not bad, it's not great. It's something you can watch when you're unemployed.

Made in Canada, of course. Most kid TV without marketing tie-ins are.
 
2014-06-18 06:57:08 PM  
The first few attacks went unnoticed by most. A deer in Oregon; a gator in Florida; even a beaver in New York. But as the days ticked by and the attacks escalated the enormity of the situation became terrifyingly clear. The animals had finally had enough. They had drawn the line. And upon that seemingly innocent summer solstice of 2014, the animal kingdom committed itself to total war.
 
2014-06-18 11:16:03 PM  
Taliban kayak instructors. That beard makes people nervous if they're told to be nervous about it.
 
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