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(Info Wars)   Remember that 1953 movie, "Invaders From Mars"? Yeah, well about that   (infowars.com) divider line 77
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2014-06-18 09:53:02 AM
Infowars.  Cover your mouse in tinfoil!
 
2014-06-18 09:58:36 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Infowars.  Cover your mouse in tinfoil!


But it's wireless.  Signal can't get through so I can't point and click and navigate to the site.

Ohhhhhhhh......
 
2014-06-18 10:46:26 AM
I wonder how soon all the parts of our brains will just completely wither away outside of the sections that allow us to type or say keywords.

I guess I could Google the answer to that.
 
2014-06-18 11:26:49 AM
What fresh my favorite website is this?
 
2014-06-18 11:55:39 AM
The comments section is...illuminating.
 
2014-06-18 12:17:34 PM
Meh. The Neocons have been implanting those in party members for years now.
 
2014-06-18 12:20:07 PM
infowars.com

Seems legit.
 
2014-06-18 12:28:22 PM
That's cute they think we need brain chips.

If you've ever handled a penny, the Obamananites are in you. For extra irony the colonies are implanted in the "In God We Trust" minting on the coin, and the control phrase for activation is "False Flag."
 
2014-06-18 12:51:42 PM
Um... that's not what Invaders From Mars was about
 
2014-06-18 01:09:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Um... that's not what Invaders From Mars was about


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 01:11:03 PM
why did i click that?

/the chip told me to
 
2014-06-18 01:11:58 PM
static.giantbomb.com
 
2014-06-18 01:13:07 PM
Are they zombie chips, because they'd be implanted pretty damned close to, ah, well, um, you know what.
 
2014-06-18 01:13:32 PM
Wait, I'm reading about DARPA on the internet, which was founded by ARPA...hmm...ARPA...DARPA....


...BENGHAZI!
 
2014-06-18 01:14:46 PM

edmo: Meh. The Neocons have been implanting those in party members for years now.


They have not. Brains are kind of a key requirement for brain chip implantation, you see...
 
2014-06-18 01:14:54 PM
I would post a picture that vaguely communicates my feelings on this matter, but all JPG's, GIF's, PNG's, and TIFF's utilize bit-level encrypted stenography to track who has accessed the picture and from where.
 
2014-06-18 01:15:37 PM
application.denofgeek.com
 
2014-06-18 01:16:04 PM

jayhawk88: I would post a picture that vaguely communicates my feelings on this matter, but all JPG's, GIF's, PNG's, and TIFF's utilize bit-level encrypted stenography to track who has accessed the picture and from where.


It's pronounced Jyff!

i.ytimg.com
 
2014-06-18 01:17:21 PM
Obscure?
www.jonbrion.net
 
2014-06-18 01:17:55 PM
DON'T TO LINK ALEX JONES WEBSITE.
 
2014-06-18 01:18:03 PM
Good old Alex Jones. Early on, in the 1990's, I respected him for having that independent notion or two.. the way he took a different look at things, ya know... it wasn't until I heard him ranting on about the black helicopters that buzzed his house, and followed him until I started to think he was a bit off. Then, one day, I saw him at the gas station and he had such blinky eyes, real shifty lookin, and he got all nervous because there I was in my black vehicle, wearing gubmint issue sunglasses, and wearing a dark suit with a cropped haircut - he suddenly appeared to get very nervous. Wow.. the dude seriously needs some meds, but you know, he's a beacon to all the crazies and they need a leader, I guess.
notthesingularity.com
 
2014-06-18 01:18:35 PM
Infowars? On my Fark?

It's more likely than you think.
 
2014-06-18 01:19:00 PM
Drew, how many Pabst Blue Ribbons did Alex Jones buy you to get you to sell your soul.
 
2014-06-18 01:19:01 PM
I'm pretty sure that I've got a false memory that this already didn't happen and what is that TINGLING SENSATION AT THE BACK OF MY SKULL?!?!

I'm sorry.  Was I saying something?
 
2014-06-18 01:22:21 PM

whatsupchuck: I'm pretty sure that I've got a false memory that this already didn't happen and what is that TINGLING SENSATION AT THE BACK OF MY SKULL?!?!


In reality, there's a good chunk of Alex Jones' true believers who probably have "false memories", just not in the way that he thinks they do.

False memory syndrome, for example, is believed to be behind the rash of false accusations of Satanic Ritual Abuse and Child Sexual Assault by adults of school teachers and parents in the 1980s and 90, when coupled with sociological pressures going on at the time.

False Memory Syndrome, induced by an unscrupulous psychiatrist, is responsible for one of the most socially damaging religious frauds of modern time.
 
2014-06-18 01:24:33 PM
How did YOU know I pronounced it with a hard G? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? I demand you identify the government agency you are employed by, pursuant to Article 2, Section 8, Sub-Paragraph 14 of the French and Indian War Treaty (which you may incorrectly know as the Treaty of Paris) of 1763!
 
2014-06-18 01:25:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: DON'T TO LINK ALEX JONES WEBSITE.


I think they're trying to troll us (like with all the Daily Mail links and/or fringe websites)
 
2014-06-18 01:26:22 PM

jayhawk88: How did YOU know I pronounced it with a hard G? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR? I demand you identify the government agency you are employed by, pursuant to Article 2, Section 8, Sub-Paragraph 14 of the French and Indian War Treaty (which you may incorrectly know as the Treaty of Paris) of 1763!


YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! YOUR FLAG HAS ADMIRALITY FRINGE! THIS IS NOT A NAVAL COURT, SIR!
 
2014-06-18 01:27:05 PM
Jeez, SubMoronMitter, why for you sully Fark so bad?

Why do you hate our freedoms so much?!?!
 
2014-06-18 01:27:35 PM
a prospect some may deem chilling given DARPA's previous advocacy of authentication microchips.

OMG RFID chips! Next you'll be telling us that they advocated the intarnets!
 
2014-06-18 01:27:41 PM
Sadly, if you look at the names and links provided, the story is somewhat legit. Scientists ARE working on a way to alter memories, mostly (purportedly) for good. PTSD and dementia were two specific problems they are hoping to tackle. That it's the military is what might be concerning, but not surprising. PTSD is probably a larger problem than most realize. It could be extensive in our returning soldiers, and if they don't get to work on it, chickens might just come home to roost. Remember what kind of deployment schedules our military personnel were forced into.

That being said, the article of course is going to trigger InfoWars people to jump to derp right off the bat. DARPA is a dirty word over there, and they immediately jump to mind control, which I don't think the linked articles even address. The worst that the one neuroscientist imagined was soldiers with their fear removed (fearless monsters). Sure, that's scary. Negative repercussions of this are not inconsequential; and as always, ethicists are needed to weigh in on this stuff. Oversight is paramount. But let's not jump to potato just yet.
 
2014-06-18 01:30:53 PM
special20:
notthesingularity.com
Wow, Bob Odenkirk really let himself go.
 
2014-06-18 01:31:15 PM
 
2014-06-18 01:31:26 PM
Jeebus. That's some Weapons Grade Derp, right there.
 
2014-06-18 01:31:28 PM
FTA: DARPA Brain Chips to Implant False Memories

In other news, DARPA bites on Dr. Phil's groove.

/Sorry for the interuption, please feel free to resume hating on Alex Jones now.
 
2014-06-18 01:34:36 PM
It wasn't scary until I saw "DARPA."
 
2014-06-18 01:37:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Um... that's not what Invaders From Mars was about


Did you not look at the picture at the top of the page? Apt reference is apt.

+1 subby
 
2014-06-18 01:38:43 PM
And its Mercury retrograde to boot. Im going to need some heavier grade tin foil....
 
2014-06-18 01:42:45 PM

Mark Ratner: Obscure?
[www.jonbrion.net image 850x637]


Obscure?  Look at the list of names at the top of that poster.  I know nothing is obscure on fark but that wouldn't be obscure anywhere.
 
2014-06-18 01:46:11 PM
Exxxxcellent.  Does it come with that new video star Blue Ray I keep hearing about?
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2014-06-18 01:47:22 PM

Delta1212: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Um... that's not what Invaders From Mars was about

Did you not look at the picture at the top of the page? Apt reference is apt.

+1 subby


There is no way in hell I'm clicking on an Info Wars link
 
2014-06-18 01:49:43 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: That's cute they think we need brain chips.

If you've ever handled a penny, the Obamananites are in you. For extra irony the colonies are implanted in the "In God We Trust" minting on the coin, and the control phrase for activation is "False Flag."


If you've ever handled a penny, you've probably also handled my ass pennies.
 
2014-06-18 01:55:01 PM
The Manchurian Candidate was the first thing to pop into my mind.
 
2014-06-18 01:55:03 PM

lostcat: special20:
i.imgur.com
Wow, Bob Odenkirk really let himself go.

i.imgur.com

LOL
 i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 01:56:07 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Delta1212: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Um... that's not what Invaders From Mars was about

Did you not look at the picture at the top of the page? Apt reference is apt.

+1 subby

There is no way in hell I'm clicking on an Info Wars link


hw.infowars.com
 
2014-06-18 01:56:11 PM

hardinparamedic: Drew, how many Pabst Blue Ribbons did Alex Jones buy you to get you to sell your soul.


Are you suggesting some sort of conspiracy?
 
2014-06-18 01:56:43 PM
Wake up. Time to die.
 
2014-06-18 01:58:59 PM

skinink: Wake up. Time to die.


i1.ytimg.com

Light day....renew.....
 
2014-06-18 02:07:35 PM

Neondistraction: Mark Ratner: Obscure?
[www.jonbrion.net image 850x637]

Obscure?  Look at the list of names at the top of that poster.  I know nothing is obscure on fark but that wouldn't be obscure anywhere.


usatbnqt.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-18 02:12:24 PM
This stuff is true, but since Infowar's broken clock is involved no one is going to take it seriously.
 
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