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(Channel 4)   The opposite of clickbait: Yes, your parents ARE having sex   ( channel4.com) divider line
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2014-06-18 10:58:15 AM  
Doubtful.
They've been divorced for almost try years, and my dad has been remarried for 25.
 
2014-06-18 11:11:41 AM  
Given that mine are 23 years divorced and 2000 miles apart, I would highly doubt it
 
2014-06-18 12:08:02 PM  
Wrong, my parents aren't the Duggars
 
2014-06-18 12:08:27 PM  
I hope we're still having sex when our kids are old enough to intentionally avoid thinking about us having sex.
 
2014-06-18 12:08:44 PM  
36 years divorced, on opposite coasts, and it was only TWICE (my sister and I)!
 
2014-06-18 12:09:16 PM  
With each other?
 
2014-06-18 12:10:24 PM  
As long as it doesn't come with a side of more siblings, I don't care.  Which, at their age, is a virtual certainty.
 
2014-06-18 12:11:38 PM  
Doubtful. Dead since 1979 and 1999. They're not even feeding the same rose bushes that twine above their graves.
 
2014-06-18 12:14:25 PM  
I don't think Mom could dig that far down what with her arthritis and all.
 
2014-06-18 12:15:14 PM  
My parents throw Lemon Parties. I'm thinking of making a documentary about it.
 
2014-06-18 12:16:18 PM  
My parents divorced 10 years ago after 35 years of marriage.  My mom, the Christian, moved away and started serial "dating" and my Dad, the athiest, says that he married for life and hasn't "dated" anyone in 10 years.
 
2014-06-18 12:16:27 PM  
Subby, your mom wants you out of the basement so she can install the bondage room.

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-18 12:17:02 PM  
No, no they are not.
 
2014-06-18 12:17:11 PM  

cgraves67: I hope we're still having sex when our kids are old enough to intentionally avoid thinking about us having sex.


THIS. As long as I don't have to see or hear it, go for it, old folks! I don't plan to stop when I get wrinkly.
 
2014-06-18 12:17:24 PM  

SilentStrider: Doubtful.
They've been divorced for almost try years, and my dad has been remarried for 25.


Headline didn't mention who with.
 
2014-06-18 12:18:46 PM  
Ewwwwww, Dad.

/mom's dead
 
2014-06-18 12:20:42 PM  

Buttknuckle: My parents divorced 10 years ago after 35 years of marriage.  My mom, the Christian, moved away and started serial "dating" and my Dad, the athiest, says that he married for life and hasn't "dated" anyone in 10 years.


That sounds about right.

/religiosity =/= morality
 
2014-06-18 12:21:04 PM  
My parents more than likely are, and I'm fine with it.

They're both healthy, all their children have left the nest and they have the house to themselves. What else are they going to do?
 
2014-06-18 12:21:37 PM  
We give the men at our Assisted Living 1/2 a tab of Viagra to keep them from rolling out of bed.

/thank you thank you i'm here all week
 
2014-06-18 12:23:43 PM  
Another vote for "hope not, Dad has been dead for 20 years"
 
2014-06-18 12:27:13 PM  

miss diminutive: My parents more than likely are, and I'm fine with it.

They're both healthy, all their children have left the nest and they have the house to themselves. What else are they going to do?


So you have no problem with the idea of your dad thrusting his throbbing penis into your mom's hungry, wet, vagina?
 
2014-06-18 12:28:15 PM  

Buttknuckle: miss diminutive: My parents more than likely are, and I'm fine with it.

They're both healthy, all their children have left the nest and they have the house to themselves. What else are they going to do?

So you have no problem with the idea of your dad thrusting his throbbing penis into your mom's hungry, wet, vagina?


I have no problem with the concept of them having sex. The details....goddamn it.

/reaches for mind bleach
 
2014-06-18 12:34:14 PM  

FizixJunkee: Buttknuckle: My parents divorced 10 years ago after 35 years of marriage.  My mom, the Christian, moved away and started serial "dating" and my Dad, the athiest, says that he married for life and hasn't "dated" anyone in 10 years.

That sounds about right.

/religiosity =/= morality


/sex =/= immoral
 
2014-06-18 12:38:17 PM  

whither_apophis: Wrong, my parents aren't the Duggars


The headline said "your parents are having sex", not your parents are having children

/viva la difference

Aas to my parents, my Dad died in 2K, of a bug,so, no, they aren't. But I'm sure I'm in my children's (and grandkids') thoughts.

/Bwa-ha-ha-haaa
 
2014-06-18 12:47:01 PM  
Someone post the XKCD genetic test strip.
 
2014-06-18 12:54:14 PM  
Mom's plumbing is still recovering from cancer surgery and dad has a broken vertebrae.  They'd better not be having sex for quite a while.
 
2014-06-18 12:58:03 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Mom's plumbing is still recovering from cancer surgery and dad has a broken vertebrae.  They'd better not be having sex for quite a while.


Well unless your Mom gives oral.

/checks notes...yeah, no problem
 
2014-06-18 01:03:43 PM  

Mikeyworld: whither_apophis: Wrong, my parents aren't the Duggars

The headline said "your parents are having sex", not your parents are having children

/viva la difference

Aas to my parents, my Dad died in 2K, of a bug,so, no, they aren't. But I'm sure I'm in my children's (and grandkids') thoughts.

/Bwa-ha-ha-haaa


Everytime the Duggars have sex they have a kid.

/ And an angel gets his wings.
 
2014-06-18 01:13:02 PM  

MBooda: We give the men at our Assisted Living 1/2 a tab of Viagra to keep them from rolling out of bed.

/thank you thank you i'm here all week


We call it by it's chemical name, mycoxafloppin.

/the veal, try it
 
2014-06-18 01:14:33 PM  
Sometime around when my Mom was 70, we were sitting in the living room watching TV talking about this and that and nothing in particular. All of a sudden she blurted out "Your Father says I'm not satisfyng his Needs enough anymore." Wasn't so mach embarrassed or ashamed as just thinking "Why, why, why, are you telling Me this?" Sheesh! I don't think I had any kind of reply at all that I remember. Must've said Something but just kept watching TV. Sometimes they say stuff and you gotta just let it go.
 
2014-06-18 01:20:17 PM  
My parents aren't.  They've been gone since '08.

My son's parents though, they are.
 
2014-06-18 01:27:19 PM  
Probably, and probablier more often than me.
 
2014-06-18 02:06:38 PM  

tmyk: Probably, and probablier more often than me.


*Checks Profile*
I can definitely fix that for you.
 
2014-06-18 02:16:35 PM  
Add me to the both parents are dead column. But hey, I'm the youngest of 8 so they did have sex.
 
2014-06-18 02:19:13 PM  

Surly U. Jest: Add me to the both parents are dead column. But hey, I'm the youngest of 8 so they did have sex.


I am a child of four parents. I have heard my mom and step-dad, and my dad and step-mom. It happens. I'm sure of it!!!
 
2014-06-18 02:19:48 PM  

Buttknuckle: tmyk: Probably, and probablier more often than me.

*Checks Profile*
I can definitely fix that for you.


Lol!

I'm flattered. Married, but flattered nonetheless.  :)
 
2014-06-18 02:25:18 PM  

Prey4reign: Subby, your mom wants you out of the basement so she can install the bondage room.

[encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 128x106]


Mr BTech and I recently posted a Facebook status photo of our clasped hands in handcuffs asking our friends to guess where we were going the next day for our 30th anniversary.  Popular among the guesses was a bondage party.  The ones who had figured out we were in San Francisco eventually did guess Alcatraz (seemed appropriate).  For our 20th, it was the Tower of London.  We're already laughing about either France (Bastille) or Australia (the whole continent) for our 40th.  Might as well keep the theme going.

/yes the handcuffs are getting used, why do you ask?
// over 50 does not mean dead
 
2014-06-18 02:30:09 PM  

cgraves67: I hope we're still having sex when our kids are old enough to intentionally avoid thinking about us having sex.


my daughter is 13...definitely old enough for her to intentionally avoid thinking about her mother and me having sex
 
2014-06-18 02:38:01 PM  
King Missile - The Miracle of Childbirth
One of my favorite songs to spring on unsuspecting folks in the car
 
2014-06-18 06:08:07 PM  
My kids' parents sure as hell aren't.
 
2014-06-18 06:38:23 PM  
Who's Farking? (NSFW language video, courtesy of The Onion)
 
2014-06-18 06:47:48 PM  
Just not with each other.
 
2014-06-18 07:09:00 PM  

Hickory-smoked: SilentStrider: Doubtful.
They've been divorced for almost try years, and my dad has been remarried for 25.

Headline didn't mention who with.



Point.
 
2014-06-18 07:11:34 PM  
No they're not. I know for a fact that they're not, because my mom's been biatching for almost a decade now to my siblings and me. For the record, telling your teenaged daughters about your lack of a sex life will not endear them to you or your problems.

/My mom has expressed jealousy at my sex life
//Sometimes talking to my mother is a painful experience
 
2014-06-18 10:49:12 PM  
Theres worse (NSFW) Much worse
 
2014-06-19 07:46:54 AM  

Luthien's Tempest: No they're not. I know for a fact that they're not, because my mom's been biatching for almost a decade now to my siblings and me. For the record, telling your teenaged daughters about your lack of a sex life will not endear them to you or your problems.

/My mom has expressed jealousy at my sex life
//Sometimes talking to my mother is a painful experience


I hope you are in therapy.
 
2014-06-19 03:34:02 PM  
The requested image:

imgs.xkcd.com

Anyway, I didn't know ghosts could have sex, especially from hundreds of miles apart.
 
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