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(Fleet News)   Do you know how many fortnights you will spend in gaol if you run somebody over while driving without a license?   (fleetnews.co.uk) divider line 37
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2014-06-18 07:16:41 PM  
A score?
 
2014-06-18 08:38:17 PM  
I'd just demand trial by combat if they arrested me anyway.
 
2014-06-18 08:39:17 PM  
Yes. Yes, I do.
 
2014-06-18 08:43:37 PM  
It depends how many crumpets you've got in the bonnet of your lorry.
 
2014-06-18 08:48:03 PM  
Could somebody translate that into English, and get back to me?
 
2014-06-18 08:48:45 PM  
6 stone?
 
2014-06-18 08:51:30 PM  
I never tyre of these sorts of headlines.
 
2014-06-18 08:51:56 PM  
Pretty sure it would be under 12 parsecs
 
2014-06-18 08:54:45 PM  
Why did subby misspell licence?
 
2014-06-18 08:55:23 PM  
42?
 
2014-06-18 08:55:33 PM  

jake_lex: I'd just demand trial by combat if they arrested me anyway.


Just pay the blood price, it's easier
 
2014-06-18 08:59:08 PM  

pcat: Why did subby misspell licence?


Satisfied.
 
2014-06-18 09:03:35 PM  
Yea, verily.
 
2014-06-18 09:04:50 PM  
LARP thread, whoopie.  See you later.
www.larping.org
 
2014-06-18 09:14:44 PM  
Ach! Ge oot tha wee ya bawheid!
 
2014-06-18 09:14:52 PM  
It isn't easy driving over someone while they're driving.
 
2014-06-18 09:15:16 PM  
A hogshead?

/what if I run over my git of a neighbour?
 
2014-06-18 09:19:16 PM  
I r baboon?
 
2014-06-18 09:24:37 PM  
A fair kip?
 
2014-06-18 09:29:26 PM  
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !
 
2014-06-18 09:33:50 PM  
F*cking Brits need to learn to speak English.
 
2014-06-18 09:37:42 PM  
Do you know how many fortnights you will spend in gaol if you run somebody over while driving without a license?Not sure but I know the formula involves dividing by your net worth.
 
2014-06-18 09:46:24 PM  
Metric, avoirdupois or imperial?
 
2014-06-18 09:52:03 PM  

lilbjorn: Do you know how many fortnights you will spend in gaol if you run somebody over while driving without a license?Not sure but I know the formula involves dividing by your net worth.


Inversely.
 
2014-06-18 09:55:11 PM  

felching pen: Metric, avoirdupois or imperial?


troy
 
2014-06-18 10:17:07 PM  
I'd guess a shiatload.
So no, I don't know.
 
2014-06-18 10:18:51 PM  
One of the saddest things I've ever heard is that poem when Jim Morrison mispronounces gaol.

I mean, what the fark man, you're supposed to be a poet, for farks sake, and you don't know that "gaol" is simply an archaic spelling of "jail"?

You're dead to me.

/Oh, wait.
//He chose to pronounce it as "gawool", as I recall.
 
2014-06-18 10:26:35 PM  
Shouldn't that be "whilst" driving without a licence?
 
2014-06-18 10:33:16 PM  

iron de havilland: One of the saddest things I've ever heard is that poem when Jim Morrison mispronounces gaol.

I mean, what the fark man, you're supposed to be a poet, for farks sake, and you don't know that "gaol" is simply an archaic spelling of "jail"?

You're dead to me.

/Oh, wait.
//He chose to pronounce it as "gawool", as I recall.


www.writeups.org

It's pronounce "Goo-ah-oold".
 
2014-06-18 10:33:55 PM  
pronounced, even.
 
2014-06-18 11:09:16 PM  

iron de havilland: One of the saddest things I've ever heard is that poem when Jim Morrison mispronounces gaol.

I mean, what the fark man, you're supposed to be a poet, for farks sake, and you don't know that "gaol" is simply an archaic spelling of "jail"?

You're dead to me.

/Oh, wait.
//He chose to pronounce it as "gawool", as I recall.


Ciobain:  That is pronounced "Shivon" but I know people who's mother's named them that pronounce it wrong.

The next time you hear some hippy wiccan go on and on about Samhain and pronounce it with the 'm' and the 'h'  punch them in the throat.  "Sowan."

Old Welsh and Irish words have ridiculous farked up spellings.
 
2014-06-18 11:11:08 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: pronounced, even.


Indeed.
 
2014-06-18 11:29:40 PM  
cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-06-19 03:22:34 AM  

Rent Party: iron de havilland: One of the saddest things I've ever heard is that poem when Jim Morrison mispronounces gaol.

I mean, what the fark man, you're supposed to be a poet, for farks sake, and you don't know that "gaol" is simply an archaic spelling of "jail"?

You're dead to me.

/Oh, wait.
//He chose to pronounce it as "gawool", as I recall.

Ciobain:  That is pronounced "Shivon" but I know people who's mother's named them that pronounce it wrong.

The next time you hear some hippy wiccan go on and on about Samhain and pronounce it with the 'm' and the 'h'  punch them in the throat.  "Sowan."

Old Welsh and Irish words have ridiculous farked up spellings.


It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht but it's pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.

/Classic
 
2014-06-19 06:17:46 AM  
"Knock them down" not "run them over"
 
2014-06-19 10:52:26 AM  
Sorry I don't get the joke in the headline, assuming there is one.
 
2014-06-19 01:26:04 PM  

ukexpat: Sorry I don't get the joke in the headline, assuming there is one.


Subby is making fun of non-grunting English in TFA.
 
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