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(Vile Reviews)   Here's six horror movies that would be much better if they had included Ray Liotta. Yes, you read that right. Ray Liotta   (vilereviews.com) divider line 32
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2014-06-18 11:29:57 PM  
Well we've already seen him with the top of his skull sawed off, so...
 
2014-06-19 12:40:26 AM  
Not a huge fan, but after reviewing his IMDB file ...

Narc (2002) was a great movie.  It is very underappreciated.  Gonna go see if it is available on Netflix right now.
 
2014-06-19 12:58:06 AM  
Nah.  In Goodfellas he was always compromising or "going along" with the real gangsters to get by and then ratted them out to save his sorry ass due to his wife's  (and his) stupidity.

Hardly a horror movie candidate.  Try casting Donald Trump or any other CEO.
 
2014-06-19 01:22:40 AM  
The fark is up with all the shiatty greens today. This is ridiculous.
 
2014-06-19 01:24:43 AM  

Brokenseas: Not a huge fan, but after reviewing his IMDB file ...

Narc (2002) was a great movie.  It is very underappreciated.  Gonna go see if it is available on Netflix right now.


It is, and it better be good because I'm going to watch it.

Netflix thinks I'll give it 3.5 stars.  We shall see.
 
2014-06-19 01:24:50 AM  
filmovisruba.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-19 01:46:06 AM  

farkingismybusiness: The fark is up with all the shiatty greens today. This is ridiculous.


this has been going on since before you were even born
 
2014-06-19 02:00:29 AM  
Someone needs to submit the Led Zeppelin article from Slate.  I hate Macs and c+v isn't working for me.
 
2014-06-19 02:18:26 AM  

fisker: farkingismybusiness: The fark is up with all the shiatty greens today. This is ridiculous.

this has been going on since before you were even born


Just seems like a lot of stupid greens today, that's all.

/I hate being 12.
 
2014-06-19 02:54:29 AM  
Ray Liotta as Carrie White.
 
2014-06-19 03:20:14 AM  
i.huffpost.com
I could see it. His face does look scary after the plastic surgery.
 
2014-06-19 03:23:44 AM  
Well. That was some dumb shiat. Here's some equally stupid crap for the submitter to photoshop and submit:

Six cop shows that should have starred Robey
Six Sci-Fi films that would have been better if Herve Villachez had been stuffed in a robot
Six Westerns that should have featured Mr. Ed
Six Courtroom Dramas that needed Lorne Greene
Six Pornos that needed Nancy Kulp being DP-ed

Get on it.
 
2014-06-19 04:00:15 AM  
Paris Hilton sex tape is a horror show.
 
2014-06-19 05:29:41 AM  
He smells like apples.
 
2014-06-19 06:02:45 AM  
Was that a Clickhole link?
 
2014-06-19 07:21:28 AM  
Ray Liotta has been at the top of my laminated list for 20 + years:  sighhhh.......

/tee hee...Ray...Call me!
 
2014-06-19 07:47:32 AM  
Ray Liotta pistol whipping the Golden Gate Bridge just made my whole day!
 
2014-06-19 08:14:50 AM  
Five sites I can go to besides Fark that don't have bullshiat about Ray Liotta.
 
2014-06-19 08:34:01 AM  

Brokenseas: Not a huge fan, but after reviewing his IMDB file ...

Narc (2002) was a great movie.  It is very underappreciated.  Gonna go see if it is available on Netflix right now.


Nice man. Came to say this exact thing. Glad to see I'm not the only one here who loves that flick.
 
2014-06-19 08:34:06 AM  

Brokenseas: Not a huge fan, but after reviewing his IMDB file ...

Narc (2002) was a great movie.  It is very underappreciated.  Gonna go see if it is available on Netflix right now.


Unforgettable (1996) was another one of his good movies that nobody watched.
 
2014-06-19 08:49:00 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: Brokenseas: Not a huge fan, but after reviewing his IMDB file ...

Narc (2002) was a great movie.  It is very underappreciated.  Gonna go see if it is available on Netflix right now.

Unforgettable (1996) was another one of his good movies that nobody watched.


So one could say it was...forgotten?
 
2014-06-19 08:51:04 AM  
The Lonely Lady was a pretty horrific film.
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2014-06-19 09:19:22 AM  
perigee:
Six Pornos that needed Nancy Kulp being DP-ed

Get on it.


I concur. Someone make this so.
 
2014-06-19 09:58:17 AM  

Epossumondas: perigee:
Six Pornos that needed Nancy Kulp being DP-ed

Get on it.

I concur. Someone make this so.


One of the DP'ers needs to be Robert Culp
 
2014-06-19 10:34:28 AM  

Gunderson: Epossumondas: perigee:
Six Pornos that needed Nancy Kulp being DP-ed

Get on it.

I concur. Someone make this so.

One of the DP'ers needs to be Robert Culp


Hot Culp on Kulp action!
 
2014-06-19 11:56:17 AM  
He smells like apples
 
2014-06-19 12:11:33 PM  
Better if they had included Ray Liotta throwing some calamari?
 
2014-06-19 12:58:58 PM  
I like him in that new 1800 commercial.
 
2014-06-19 01:01:33 PM  

Pucca: He smells like apples


I thought they would have at least asked Ray Liotta's brother to be in their werewilf movie
 
2014-06-19 01:10:59 PM  
At first I was all
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but then I
c.fastcompany.net
 
2014-06-19 02:18:11 PM  
Why is that so unbelievable? He was scary/crazy in Something Wild.
 
2014-06-19 02:48:22 PM  

Pucca: He smells like apples


I wish I had said that.  Oh, wait. I did.
 
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