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(Metro)   "Three amateurs appear destined to become 'world's dumbest criminal' candidates after deciding that holding up a gun shop with a fake firearm was a great idea"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-06-18 11:01:35 AM
de-motivational-posters.com
 
2014-06-18 11:56:54 AM
I'm thinking maybe they took their devotion to bootstrappiness a wee bit too far.
 
2014-06-18 12:26:05 PM
If you aren't expecting to be in a gun fight, carry a pistol.

If you are expecting to be in a gun fight, carry a rifle. And bring all your friends and their rifles.
 
2014-06-18 12:26:18 PM
Except that the gun store employee didn't recognize it as fake and they got away. They were caught fleeing the scene in their getaway car, which wasn't fake.
 
2014-06-18 12:28:09 PM

scalpod: Except that the gun store employee didn't recognize it as fake and they got away. They were caught fleeing the scene in their getaway car, which wasn't fake.


BY THE COPS.
 
2014-06-18 12:28:35 PM
Their plan was so dumb that they actually managed to steal real firearms with a fake one from a gun store, where they had plenty of guns to have stopped them with.

Seems like an upgrade to me? If only it hadn't been for those meddling cops...
 
2014-06-18 12:30:28 PM
What kind of dumb criminals might reasonably expect to be caught by cops when stealing things? Those colossal dumb dumbs! Herpity derp.

/crosses eyes, sticks out tongue and repeatedly slaps chest with side of hand
 
2014-06-18 12:31:11 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: scalpod: Except that the gun store employee didn't recognize it as fake and they got away. They were caught fleeing the scene in their getaway car, which wasn't fake.

BY THE COPS.


As opposed to the postal carrier?
 
2014-06-18 12:31:53 PM

scalpod: Their plan was so dumb that they actually managed to steal real firearms with a fake one from a gun store, where they had plenty of guns to have stopped them with.

Seems like an upgrade to me? If only it hadn't been for those meddling cops...


Guns in a store's inventory are not kept loaded because of all the people handling them.
 
2014-06-18 12:33:22 PM
Shame there wasn't a good guy with a fake gun around to stop them.
 
2014-06-18 12:34:39 PM
Where I live a guy robbed a store that sells surveillance cameras. The cops had plenty of pictures and video.
 
2014-06-18 12:35:22 PM

toraque: Shame there wasn't a good guy with a fake gun around to stop them.


Or a fake guy with a good gun.
 
2014-06-18 12:36:32 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: BY THE COPS.


REAL COPS?
 
2014-06-18 12:36:44 PM
This shiat again?

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2014-06-18 12:37:44 PM
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2014-06-18 12:38:17 PM
I think they're are confusing "worlds dumbest criminal" with your average ordinary criminal that was caught after a thorough police investigation.
 
2014-06-18 12:38:19 PM

Rent Party: This shiat again?

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damn
 
2014-06-18 12:39:15 PM

vudukungfu: Rent Party: This shiat again?

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damn


Precisely one minute apart.

Well done!
 
2014-06-18 12:39:46 PM

scalpod: Except that the gun store employee didn't recognize it as fake and they got away. They were caught fleeing the scene in their getaway car, which wasn't fake.


Well there's the problem right there. Should have used a fake car.
 
2014-06-18 12:40:48 PM

AngryDragon: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: scalpod: Except that the gun store employee didn't recognize it as fake and they got away. They were caught fleeing the scene in their getaway car, which wasn't fake.

BY THE COPS.

As opposed to the postal carrier?


You know.... The USPS did by something like a million rounds of .40 S&W the other day. It was on fark, so it must be true.

/ I forget the actual number and caliber
 
2014-06-18 12:42:13 PM

iheartscotch: AngryDragon: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: scalpod: Except that the gun store employee didn't recognize it as fake and they got away. They were caught fleeing the scene in their getaway car, which wasn't fake.

BY THE COPS.

As opposed to the postal carrier?

You know.... The USPS did by something like a million rounds of .40 S&W the other day. It was on fark, so it must be true.

/ I forget the actual number and caliber


Damned autocorrect, meant buy
 
2014-06-18 12:43:56 PM
If they'd used real guns to steak toy guns? Now that'd be dumb.

As it is, the only thing criminally stupid about this is posting the story with a headline copied directly from the article.

Way to go, lazymitter.
 
2014-06-18 12:44:32 PM
And by steak I mean steal, only tastier.
 
2014-06-18 12:45:33 PM

vudukungfu: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: BY THE COPS.

REAL COPS?


Well, to their credit the criminals were known to be armed - after their successful robbery.
 
2014-06-18 12:47:16 PM
I have a friend who is a police detective. The reason why the vast majority of criminals are caught is simply due to their sheer stupidity.
 
2014-06-18 12:49:38 PM
"How can it be ARMED ROBBERY wi' a fookin' REPLICA??"

www.imfdb.org
 
2014-06-18 01:02:39 PM

Big_Doofus: I have a friend who is a police detective. The reason why the vast majority of criminals are caught is simply due to their sheer stupidity.


Look who is catching them.
 
2014-06-18 01:24:16 PM
Automatic two-year sentence for using a weapon in the commission of a crime. Using a fake weapon: not two years.
 
2014-06-18 02:51:48 PM
Well it seems to have worked so...
 
2014-06-18 10:31:32 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: scalpod: Except that the gun store employee didn't recognize it as fake and they got away. They were caught fleeing the scene in their getaway car, which wasn't fake.

BY THE COPS.


As with any successful job, its the clean up after thats most important.
 
2014-06-18 10:48:31 PM
Geez, had they tried that in Arizona, the dead robbers would be propped up on boards in front of the dry goods store with signs around their necks.
 
2014-06-18 11:09:48 PM
They're lucky they weren't turned into swiss cheese.
 
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