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(Access North GA)   Residents of Georgia urged to be patient with Canada geese as hundreds of thousands of the squawking, crapping shiatbags invade the state for their annual June-July molt, during which time they can't fly and can't be shot   (accessnorthga.com ) divider line 66
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2014-06-18 04:49:40 PM  
. Landowners can try chemical repellents, mylar balloons, noise makers and wire or string barriers

Landowners can also try getting drunk as hell and chasing them with your riding mower.

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2014-06-18 05:11:01 PM  
Are they French Canadian geese? If so gas em...
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2014-06-18 05:21:03 PM  
mojoimage.com
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-06-18 05:25:07 PM  
A few years ago the federal government removed protections from some eastern "resident" Canada Geese. States can authorize killing them.
 
2014-06-18 05:40:46 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: mylar balloons


God no... Lets destroy the electric grid AND poison local wildlife at the same time.,
 
2014-06-18 05:42:15 PM  
You can run them over though.
 
2014-06-18 05:46:26 PM  
Why doesn't Putin do something about it?

/oh, wrong Georgia.
 
2014-06-18 05:47:16 PM  
As a west coast camper and fishermen, fark those farking farkers!
 
2014-06-18 05:49:42 PM  
Even if you are an animal, there is an advantage to being attractive.  You can poop where ever you like.

/be attractive
//don't be unattractive
 
2014-06-18 05:49:54 PM  
"Invade"? They pretty much live year-round here. Dirty, squatting shiatbags
 
2014-06-18 05:50:39 PM  
First something called a Bieber, now shedding shiatty geese...

*sigh* the shiat we put up with, Canada!
 
2014-06-18 05:53:46 PM  
Worse than them shiatting everywhere are retarded people who stop in the road and sit there until the geese stroll on out of the road.  Fark them.  I never stop. They jump/fly out of the way just in time.  And if not, well no loss there.
 
2014-06-18 05:55:54 PM  
"can't" shoot them? I sure as hell can, especially since I didn't know it was illegal.

/uh I mean
//I still don't know
///not worth bothering with
////cleaning them is impossible, their down is like fur
 
2014-06-18 05:56:01 PM  

zerkalo: "Invade"? They pretty much live year-round here. Dirty, squatting shiatbags


Not only dirty and shiatty.  They also are the foulest tempered things short of swans.  Ducks are nice and can be reasoned with.
 
2014-06-18 05:57:11 PM  
So Atlanta is covered in shiat and full of squaking, honking noise? How can anyone tell the difference?
 
2014-06-18 06:00:14 PM  
blow darts
 
2014-06-18 06:00:25 PM  

namegoeshere: First something called a Bieber, now shedding shiatty geese...

*sigh* the shiat we put up with, Canada!


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2014-06-18 06:00:31 PM  

namegoeshere: First something called a Bieber, now shedding shiatty geese...

*sigh* the shiat we put up with, Canada!


Don't blame Canadians for those feather bags,  we don't like them anymore than you do,  any you're the ones with all the guns.
 
2014-06-18 06:02:54 PM  
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2014-06-18 06:12:32 PM  

Boo_Guy: namegoeshere: First something called a Bieber, now shedding shiatty geese...

*sigh* the shiat we put up with, Canada!

Don't blame Canadians for those feather bags,  we don't like them anymore than you do,  any you're the ones with all the guns.


I changed "those feather bags" to "Bieber" in my head.
 
2014-06-18 06:22:36 PM  
"Landowners can try chemical repellents, mylar balloons, noise makers and wire or string barriers.  "

"captured and relocated by a licensed nuisance wildlife trapper. "



We really need to do something about nature, I mean this eco-system bullshiat has got to stop!
 
2014-06-18 06:24:27 PM  
"Can't be shot"? Now, "SHOULDN'T be shot," I'll buy, but odds are laws do not render geese bulletproof.
 
2014-06-18 06:27:26 PM  
And yet we put up with Bald Eagles without any complaining.
 
2014-06-18 06:29:19 PM  
Screw those geese. I live in a nice, quiet neighborhood. We have waking trails, parks, and a few beaches on our lagoon. Until the geese showed up and shiat on everything. You can't walk on the trails, the kids can't play in the parks, and the beaches are ruined. And for some dumb reason we can't just kill the geese. We can't even harass them. My city has given up.
 
2014-06-18 06:30:10 PM  
Put a sleeping pill in bread, feed, wait.

Eat.
 
2014-06-18 06:30:26 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [nyehumor.com image 700x409]


Since when do Americans clean up after their dogs? Were it not for the dung beetle, the US space program would involve mountaineering and clothes pegs on the nose.
 
2014-06-18 06:31:21 PM  

Salmon: And yet we put up with Bald Eagles without any complaining.


Oh come on, what do bald eagles do? Fly around and look majestic, maybe eat a few salm...

Oh. Um... yeah. I see the problem.
 
2014-06-18 06:35:39 PM  

namegoeshere: First something called a Bieber, now shedding shiatty geese...

*sigh* the shiat we put up with, Canada!


Up here we call them "Georgia geese".
 
2014-06-18 06:35:48 PM  
Residents of Georgia urged to be patient with Canada geese as hundreds of thousands of the squawking, crapping shiatbags appear for their annual June-July molt, during which time they can't fly and can't be shot, and the geese are a real pain too.
 
2014-06-18 06:41:48 PM  

spawn73: Put a sleeping pill in bread, feed, wait.

Eat.


Use Ambien.  Wait for the walrus to arrive.  Watch geese buy 75 cases of pickles from Amazon and then build a shrine out of molt and feces.
 
2014-06-18 06:44:54 PM  
Those damn geese are aggressive as hell.
 
2014-06-18 06:47:07 PM  

boogerwolf: Those damn geese are aggressive as hell.


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2014-06-18 06:49:18 PM  
Convince those 3rd World poachers that are going after rhino horns that Canadian Geese bills are just as good?...
 
jvl
2014-06-18 06:58:00 PM  
Best thing about the drought in California? Zero geese on the softball fields. On a normal year, the kids come home with green shoes every farking time.
 
2014-06-18 06:58:58 PM  
Those Canada Geese bastards took over NYC and pushed out all the proper geese.
 
2014-06-18 07:07:14 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [nyehumor.com image 700x409]


I just pooped on your lawn.
 
2014-06-18 07:10:27 PM  
I had to kick one in its stupid throatneck the other day. Daughter and I were feeding ducks at our fishing pond. Those bastard geese came up, and despite my 4 year old throwing food on the ground, I guess the goose figured attacking her was the best course of action.

/CSB
//I didn't kick, so much as shove with my foot.
///wouldn't hurt an animal I wasn't going to eat, unless it forgets where it falls on the food chain when my daughter is involved.
\she doesn't feed the geese. I'm not sure where her hatred of geese came from, but it started before this.
 
2014-06-18 07:20:53 PM  
Canada geese are going to take over the world.  If we humans don't kill each other off, the geese will do it happily.
 
2014-06-18 07:28:53 PM  
Tchernobog:
///wouldn't hurt an animal I wasn't going to eat, unless it forgets where it falls on the food chain when my daughter is involved.

There's your problem, right there.  If you just don't give a damn about their welfare, then you don't have to try to rationalize your completely natural bouts of anger, and there will be far less stress in your life.
Except that there are creatures on this Earth that think of you as nothing but a means to satisfy its carnal desires, and destroy it quickly, economically, and with no remorse.
Because if you have to kill things anyways to protect yourself, you shouldn't waste, but you shouldn't worry over what some "higher power" or whatever other cock-a-mamy daydream you believe in thinks about what you did.  You saved yourself and your family.  You're a responsible adult.  Congratulations, the next challenge will be around in about two minutes.
 
2014-06-18 07:41:30 PM  

rolladuck: Tchernobog:
///wouldn't hurt an animal I wasn't going to eat, unless it forgets where it falls on the food chain when my daughter is involved.

There's your problem, right there.  If you just don't give a damn about their welfare, then you don't have to try to rationalize your completely natural bouts of anger, and there will be far less stress in your life.
Except that there are creatures on this Earth that think of you as nothing but a means to satisfy its carnal desires, and destroy it quickly, economically, and with no remorse.
Because if you have to kill things anyways to protect yourself, you shouldn't waste, but you shouldn't worry over what some "higher power" or whatever other cock-a-mamy daydream you believe in thinks about what you did.  You saved yourself and your family.  You're a responsible adult.  Congratulations, the next challenge will be around in about two minutes.


I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to get from this.
 
2014-06-18 07:41:48 PM  
 
2014-06-18 08:02:03 PM  
One attacked my kid my kid at a golf course one day so he smacked it in the head with his pitching wedge.
 
2014-06-18 08:16:54 PM  
Point of order.  The birds in question are not Canadian Geese; they are Canada Geese.  Other than that, exterminate the lot of them.
 
2014-06-18 08:29:55 PM  

Prey4reign: Point of order.  The birds in question are not Canadian Geese; they are Canada Geese.  Other than that, exterminate the lot of them.


Pretty sure that based on how loud, obnoxious, shiatty, and aggressive they are they are actually American Geese.
 
2014-06-18 08:41:43 PM  
 
2014-06-18 09:13:34 PM  
Can't even play bocce ball in the park cuz of all the geese droppings.

If one ever shows up at your pool remove it with extreme prejudice because it will invite it's entire family and they are worse than your Uncle Fred and his 7 kids.

Nasty things are noisy too as they buzz my house every evening.
 
2014-06-18 09:17:52 PM  

Tchernobog: rolladuck: Tchernobog:
///wouldn't hurt an animal I wasn't going to eat, unless it forgets where it falls on the food chain when my daughter is involved.

There's your problem, right there.  If you just don't give a damn about their welfare, then you don't have to try to rationalize your completely natural bouts of anger, and there will be far less stress in your life.
Except that there are creatures on this Earth that think of you as nothing but a means to satisfy its carnal desires, and destroy it quickly, economically, and with no remorse.
Because if you have to kill things anyways to protect yourself, you shouldn't waste, but you shouldn't worry over what some "higher power" or whatever other cock-a-mamy daydream you believe in thinks about what you did.  You saved yourself and your family.  You're a responsible adult.  Congratulations, the next challenge will be around in about two minutes.

I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to get from this.


I'm glad you didn't understand it either, I thought my hangover was messing with my reading comprehension.
 
2014-06-18 09:21:22 PM  
A dozen or so live around here and haven't gone home the last 6 years or so.
 
2014-06-18 09:27:07 PM  

flaminio: Screw those geese. I live in a nice, quiet neighborhood. We have waking trails, parks, and a few beaches on our lagoon. Until the geese showed up and shiat on everything. You can't walk on the trails, the kids can't play in the parks, and the beaches are ruined. And for some dumb reason we can't just kill the geese. We can't even harass them. My city has given up.


My apartment complex has several man made lakes, which (of course) attracts lots of ducks and shiat factories (aka Canadian Geese).  I harass the geese all the time, especially during the spring mating season when the males get all kinds of uppity and try to keep me from walking anywhere.

We also have wild turkeys, which are almost as obnoxious
 
2014-06-18 10:29:59 PM  
Before reading even "Post-1" of the thread, I just wanted to pop in and give Subby props fer the use of the proper name..

As a born-and-raised Buffalo, NY native..I can't even *begin* to tell you how many times I've wanted to take a spiked 2x4 to the head of some Moran that says "Canadian Geese"..  :P

Now..off to read the thread and find that this has prolly already been covered..heh..
 
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