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(Metro)   Fitness instructor's $8,000 over-sized breasts explode. It happens sometimes. Boobies just blow up. Natural causes (Not safe for work photo of aftermath)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 90
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2014-06-18 04:10:43 PM  
i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:11:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 04:16:37 PM  
Oh the huge mammaries!
 
2014-06-18 04:20:14 PM  
Butterface.
 
2014-06-18 04:29:51 PM  
"misshapen"...
 
2014-06-18 04:29:54 PM  

The_Time_Master: Butterface.


Buttertits
 
2014-06-18 04:35:19 PM  

jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

[img.fark.net image 183x275]

Let me fix that for you:

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-18 04:35:38 PM  
She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 04:38:43 PM  
I understand that my thoughts on this may be a little bit unrealistic.   However, I do not believe that any person in an industry that is so heavily focused upon the image of a person physical body and fitness should falsely change theirs to reflect an image that is not true.

I am glad they ruptured,  not for the pain or disfigurement,  but because her body will now be a true reflection of what a woman's body looks like with good physical daily exercise for her age.   That is what her clients should be seeing not an unrealistic ideals because she has put false tits in.
 
2014-06-18 04:39:02 PM  

drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]


and slocks.
 
2014-06-18 04:46:01 PM  
So her 1st set of boobs explodes and she decides to get another pair instead of just being happy with what she has. 2nd set will never cause any problems or so I am told by some important people
 
2014-06-18 04:46:35 PM  
Vanity has a price. Deal with it, dumb-ass.
 
2014-06-18 04:47:44 PM  

Guest: I understand that my thoughts on this may be a little bit unrealistic.   However, I do not believe that any person in an industry that is so heavily focused upon the image of a person physical body and fitness should falsely change theirs to reflect an image that is not true.

I am glad they ruptured,  not for the pain or disfigurement,  but because her body will now be a true reflection of what a woman's body looks like with good physical daily exercise for her age.   That is what her clients should be seeing not an unrealistic ideals because she has put false tits in.


She wanted to have her breast size increased from an AA to a B. It's not like she was wanting porn actress size breasts, and it's not her fault the hospital screwed up and gave her double Ds.
 
2014-06-18 04:49:12 PM  

LewDux: NSFW


weirdestboner.jpg
 
2014-06-18 04:49:17 PM  

drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]


Omg, when did Janeway get so... red?
 
2014-06-18 05:09:13 PM  
Now really, FARK, things explode everyday, it's perfectly normal.
 
2014-06-18 05:10:51 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?

Hey, now, there were tits. WERE tits.

There tits. There castle.


Thank you.

I was wondering if I was going to have to do that myself.

/to be fair, I didn't think of it till after I posted.
/I was going to make espresso
 
2014-06-18 05:13:17 PM  

tlars699: drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]

Omg, when did Janeway get so... red?


Character she plays on Orange is the new Black, i think
 
2014-06-18 05:17:17 PM  
Should I bookmark this so I can point and laugh later?
 
2014-06-18 05:18:46 PM  

CSM101: tlars699: drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]

Omg, when did Janeway get so... red?

Character she plays on Orange is the new Black, i think


Whose name is "Red".
 
2014-06-18 05:19:30 PM  

Momzilla59: Now really, FARK, things explode everyday, it's perfectly normal.


Link
 
2014-06-18 05:24:23 PM  

jst3p: She wanted to go from AA to B and she came out with DD? When she wanted them removed they were going to make her pay 3,800 pounds?


The NHS position on PIP implants was that they'd take 'em out for nothing, but if you had had them fitted (installed?) for cosmetic reasons you would have to pay the costs of replacement yourself. Women who had PIP implants after mastectomies got replacements on the house.
 
Rat
2014-06-18 05:40:25 PM  
i235.photobucket.com

© boom
 
2014-06-18 05:51:17 PM  

Guest: I understand that my thoughts on this may be a little bit unrealistic. However, I do not believe that any person in an industry that is so heavily focused upon the image of a person physical body and fitness should falsely change theirs to reflect an image that is not true.
I am glad they ruptured, not for the pain or disfigurement, but because her body will now be a true reflection of what a woman's body looks like with good physical daily exercise for her age. That is what her clients should be seeing not an unrealistic ideals because she has put false tits in.


You don't understand what it's like.

static.dramastyle.com
 
2014-06-18 06:09:56 PM  
She was last seen driving this car...

media.philly.com
 
2014-06-18 06:27:24 PM  
Anyone else figure out that the picture in question is the normal aftermath of implant removal surgery and not, as implied, a picture of damage?

Her silicone implants didn't "explode" - they just ruptured, because she had cheap PIP implants installed - and so she had to get them removed. The stupid, salacious, misleading headline didn't help.
 
2014-06-18 06:42:37 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?


You must be new around here.

/seen much worst in links here.
//fear the "smoking hot" in any headline.
 
2014-06-18 06:53:28 PM  
Listen, lad. I built this pair of tits up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was AAs. Other kings said I was daft to build a rack on a broad, but I bought it all the same, just to show 'em. It exploded into the chest. So, I bought a second pair. That exploded into the chest. So I bought a third pair. They burned down, fell over, then sank to the knees. But the fourth pair... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the biggest tracts of land in these islands
 
2014-06-18 07:03:51 PM  

Allen262: drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?

You must be new around here.

/seen much worst in links here.
//fear the "smoking hot" in any headline.


that right there would have been warning enough.  As it is, though, many a farker is gouging out their eyes from the depravity of the 51-year-old DDs exploded after-pic

/TTIJFWBP
 
2014-06-18 07:38:58 PM  
i5.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-18 08:10:37 PM  
And then it exploded.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 09:37:36 PM  

Delta1212: jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

Somehow, I don't think he's that interested in cup size.


Depends on what type of cup we're talking about....
 
2014-06-18 09:48:18 PM  

KatjaMouse: jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

[img.fark.net image 183x275]
Let me fix that for you:

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 422x560]


Bullshiat. The Todd would NEVER do anything to potentially harm a set of cans.
 
2014-06-18 10:24:29 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Listen, lad. I built this pair of tits up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was AAs. Other kings said I was daft to build a rack on a broad, but I bought it all the same, just to show 'em. It exploded into the chest. So, I bought a second pair. That exploded into the chest. So I bought a third pair. They burned down, fell over, then sank to the knees. But the fourth pair... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the biggest tracts of land in these islands


+1
 
2014-06-19 01:56:58 AM  
All things considered, she's pretty damn good looking for a 51 year old.
 
2014-06-19 08:34:46 AM  

twiztedjustin: All things considered, she's pretty damn good looking for a 51 year old.


img.fark.net

Not when you compare her to a 60 year old.
 
2014-06-19 01:14:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: twiztedjustin: All things considered, she's pretty damn good looking for a 51 year old.

[img.fark.net image 850x1013]

Not when you compare her to a 60 year old.


Right. Fair comparison there. Ordinary person at beach (shot with potato) vs. celebrity with a team of makeup artists.
 
2014-06-19 08:54:30 PM  

zxcasd1: LoneWolf343: lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.

Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."

Know how I know you don't own an oceangoing boat?

/I don't either but have friends who do...NaCl+H2O=nasty stuff

//I stand in a cold shower and tear up $100 bills instead


Know how I know you don't know the difference between saline and brine?
 
2014-06-19 09:54:32 PM  
LoneWolf343:Know how I know you don't know the difference between saline and brine?

By the taste of his semen?
 
2014-06-20 01:49:23 AM  

gunther_bumpass: LoneWolf343:Know how I know you don't know the difference between saline and brine?

By the taste of his semen?


TMI.
 
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