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(Metro)   Fitness instructor's $8,000 over-sized breasts explode. It happens sometimes. Boobies just blow up. Natural causes (Not safe for work photo of aftermath)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 90
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2014-06-18 02:26:55 PM
Scary indeed...

/eye bleach please
 
2014-06-18 03:39:09 PM
That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.
 
2014-06-18 03:39:19 PM
KA-BOOB!!
 
2014-06-18 03:40:00 PM
She prolly suntanned too much so they heated up and went splodey. Fail.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:01 PM

lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.


I would never do that to myself, even if somebody else paid for it.  Makes me cringe just to think of it.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:44 PM
Bah.  that's just surgery bleeding.   I was hoping for full on bloomin' onion exploded breasts.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:59 PM
Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?
 
2014-06-18 03:42:29 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?


Hey, now, there were tits. WERE tits.
 
2014-06-18 03:43:20 PM

lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.


That's pretty much how I think of all breasts...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.
 
2014-06-18 03:45:06 PM
 
2014-06-18 03:45:28 PM
Can we get before and before-before pictures?
 
2014-06-18 03:46:54 PM
I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.
 
2014-06-18 03:47:32 PM
She wanted to go from AA to B and she came out with DD? When she wanted them removed they were going to make her pay 3,800 pounds?

That's pretty farked up.
 
2014-06-18 03:47:33 PM
Actually, that's about $6800 USD, not $8k.
 
2014-06-18 03:47:43 PM
Looks to be about a C-cup (maybe C4)
 
2014-06-18 03:48:21 PM
Not 8000 dollars. 8000 pounds. Those must've been some big-ass titties to weigh that much...
 
2014-06-18 03:48:28 PM
Kim Brockhurst, 51,

stopped reading there.jpg
Actually I read the whole thing......lady, if you haven't made peace with your body by 51, go see a therapist, not the plastic surgeon.  Because at 51, there's NO END to the things that need a little help. And it just goes downhill from there.
 
2014-06-18 03:49:12 PM

lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.


The doctor in question:

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 03:49:14 PM

lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.


Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."
 
2014-06-18 03:49:55 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Not 8000 dollars. 8000 pounds. Those must've been some big-ass titties to weigh that much...


Sorry. It said 4000 pounds, and since there are two of 'em I just multiplied by2. My bad.
 
2014-06-18 03:50:21 PM
wait....that's a fitness instructor?
 
2014-06-18 03:50:57 PM
"fitness instructor"... looks at pic...  huh?  I guess like the saying goes...those that can do...those that can't teach
 
2014-06-18 03:51:15 PM

LewDux: NSFW


......
 
2014-06-18 03:52:21 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: wait....that's a fitness instructor?


They didn't say a GOOD fitness instructor now did they?
 
2014-06-18 03:54:00 PM
If were a fitness instructor with exploding boobs, I would TOTALLY want it documented and spattered across the Internet for snark and derision. Here I am in my hospital bed with bloody boobs...PLEASE TAKE A PIC AND POST IT

/bloody selfies
 
2014-06-18 03:54:31 PM

jst3p: She wanted to go from AA to B and she came out with DD? When she wanted them removed they were going to make her pay 3,800 pounds?

That's pretty farked up.


It's pretty made up.
 
2014-06-18 03:55:03 PM

LoneWolf343: lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.

Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."


These obviously were not modern implants, the article says they were silicone.
 
2014-06-18 03:56:56 PM
Giant Exploding Boobs is my next band name.
 
2014-06-18 03:57:02 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?


Correct. He should have used "smoking hot" in the caption.
 
2014-06-18 03:57:41 PM
I thought exploding boobs was something completely different and now I'm disappointed.
 
2014-06-18 03:57:59 PM

LoneWolf343: lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.

Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."


Know how I know you don't own an oceangoing boat?

/I don't either but have friends who do...NaCl+H2O=nasty stuff

//I stand in a cold shower and tear up $100 bills instead
 
2014-06-18 04:00:09 PM

Slackfumasta: KA-BOOB!!


That made me lol
 
2014-06-18 04:00:40 PM

jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:


Somehow, I don't think he's that interested in cup size.
 
2014-06-18 04:00:48 PM
'Fitness Instructor', eh?  I know I'm a pig and all, but she does not strike me as someone who looks fit.  Much less someone who should be instructing others in the ways of fitness....
 
2014-06-18 04:01:23 PM

Delta1212: jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

Somehow, I don't think he's that interested in cup size.


The character would be.
 
2014-06-18 04:01:38 PM
My nipples explode with delight!
 
2014-06-18 04:02:39 PM
fake tits can't fix that level of ugly
 
2014-06-18 04:03:27 PM
She wanted C's but ended up with DD's. Didn't she know it was Double Size Fridays?
 
2014-06-18 04:03:37 PM
Ok Ladies...it's pec's day!  Remember no pain no gain!  Alright...front leaning rest....and one....and two....and

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-18 04:05:01 PM
cretinbob


fake tits can't fix that level of ugly
 
2014-06-18 04:06:22 PM
More exploding boobs:

i58.tinypic.com

i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:06:32 PM
400,000 women were affected by the PIP scandal? That's a lot of breasts.
 
2014-06-18 04:07:53 PM
i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:07:57 PM

Carn: More exploding boobs:

[i58.tinypic.com image 500x300]

[i59.tinypic.com image 630x420]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-18 04:08:17 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Ok Ladies...it's pec's day!  Remember no pain no gain!  Alright...front leaning rest....and one....and two....and

[upload.wikimedia.org image 464x242]


Why do I see a turkey when I look at that?
 
2014-06-18 04:09:19 PM
Was it from a motorboat propeller?
 
2014-06-18 04:09:31 PM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:09:36 PM
They blow up real good

Link
 
2014-06-18 04:09:54 PM
"And BOOM goes the boob!"

/Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2014-06-18 04:10:25 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?

Hey, now, there were tits. WERE tits.


There tits. There castle.
 
2014-06-18 04:10:43 PM
i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:11:02 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 04:16:37 PM
Oh the huge mammaries!
 
2014-06-18 04:20:14 PM
Butterface.
 
2014-06-18 04:29:51 PM
"misshapen"...
 
2014-06-18 04:29:54 PM

The_Time_Master: Butterface.


Buttertits
 
2014-06-18 04:35:19 PM

jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

[img.fark.net image 183x275]

Let me fix that for you:

img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-18 04:35:38 PM
She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 04:38:43 PM
I understand that my thoughts on this may be a little bit unrealistic.   However, I do not believe that any person in an industry that is so heavily focused upon the image of a person physical body and fitness should falsely change theirs to reflect an image that is not true.

I am glad they ruptured,  not for the pain or disfigurement,  but because her body will now be a true reflection of what a woman's body looks like with good physical daily exercise for her age.   That is what her clients should be seeing not an unrealistic ideals because she has put false tits in.
 
2014-06-18 04:39:02 PM

drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]


and slocks.
 
2014-06-18 04:46:01 PM
So her 1st set of boobs explodes and she decides to get another pair instead of just being happy with what she has. 2nd set will never cause any problems or so I am told by some important people
 
2014-06-18 04:46:35 PM
Vanity has a price. Deal with it, dumb-ass.
 
2014-06-18 04:47:44 PM

Guest: I understand that my thoughts on this may be a little bit unrealistic.   However, I do not believe that any person in an industry that is so heavily focused upon the image of a person physical body and fitness should falsely change theirs to reflect an image that is not true.

I am glad they ruptured,  not for the pain or disfigurement,  but because her body will now be a true reflection of what a woman's body looks like with good physical daily exercise for her age.   That is what her clients should be seeing not an unrealistic ideals because she has put false tits in.


She wanted to have her breast size increased from an AA to a B. It's not like she was wanting porn actress size breasts, and it's not her fault the hospital screwed up and gave her double Ds.
 
2014-06-18 04:49:12 PM

LewDux: NSFW


weirdestboner.jpg
 
2014-06-18 04:49:17 PM

drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]


Omg, when did Janeway get so... red?
 
2014-06-18 05:09:13 PM
Now really, FARK, things explode everyday, it's perfectly normal.
 
2014-06-18 05:10:51 PM

gunther_bumpass: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?

Hey, now, there were tits. WERE tits.

There tits. There castle.


Thank you.

I was wondering if I was going to have to do that myself.

/to be fair, I didn't think of it till after I posted.
/I was going to make espresso
 
2014-06-18 05:13:17 PM

tlars699: drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]

Omg, when did Janeway get so... red?


Character she plays on Orange is the new Black, i think
 
2014-06-18 05:17:17 PM
Should I bookmark this so I can point and laugh later?
 
2014-06-18 05:18:46 PM

CSM101: tlars699: drtgb: She knows all about the consequences of exploding implants....

[img.fark.net image 311x162]

Omg, when did Janeway get so... red?

Character she plays on Orange is the new Black, i think


Whose name is "Red".
 
2014-06-18 05:19:30 PM

Momzilla59: Now really, FARK, things explode everyday, it's perfectly normal.


Link
 
2014-06-18 05:24:23 PM

jst3p: She wanted to go from AA to B and she came out with DD? When she wanted them removed they were going to make her pay 3,800 pounds?


The NHS position on PIP implants was that they'd take 'em out for nothing, but if you had had them fitted (installed?) for cosmetic reasons you would have to pay the costs of replacement yourself. Women who had PIP implants after mastectomies got replacements on the house.
 
Rat
2014-06-18 05:40:25 PM
i235.photobucket.com

© boom
 
2014-06-18 05:51:17 PM

Guest: I understand that my thoughts on this may be a little bit unrealistic. However, I do not believe that any person in an industry that is so heavily focused upon the image of a person physical body and fitness should falsely change theirs to reflect an image that is not true.
I am glad they ruptured, not for the pain or disfigurement, but because her body will now be a true reflection of what a woman's body looks like with good physical daily exercise for her age. That is what her clients should be seeing not an unrealistic ideals because she has put false tits in.


You don't understand what it's like.

static.dramastyle.com
 
2014-06-18 06:09:56 PM
She was last seen driving this car...

media.philly.com
 
2014-06-18 06:27:24 PM
Anyone else figure out that the picture in question is the normal aftermath of implant removal surgery and not, as implied, a picture of damage?

Her silicone implants didn't "explode" - they just ruptured, because she had cheap PIP implants installed - and so she had to get them removed. The stupid, salacious, misleading headline didn't help.
 
2014-06-18 06:42:37 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?


You must be new around here.

/seen much worst in links here.
//fear the "smoking hot" in any headline.
 
2014-06-18 06:53:28 PM
Listen, lad. I built this pair of tits up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was AAs. Other kings said I was daft to build a rack on a broad, but I bought it all the same, just to show 'em. It exploded into the chest. So, I bought a second pair. That exploded into the chest. So I bought a third pair. They burned down, fell over, then sank to the knees. But the fourth pair... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the biggest tracts of land in these islands
 
2014-06-18 07:03:51 PM

Allen262: drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?

You must be new around here.

/seen much worst in links here.
//fear the "smoking hot" in any headline.


that right there would have been warning enough.  As it is, though, many a farker is gouging out their eyes from the depravity of the 51-year-old DDs exploded after-pic

/TTIJFWBP
 
2014-06-18 07:38:58 PM
i5.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-18 08:10:37 PM
And then it exploded.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 09:37:36 PM

Delta1212: jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

Somehow, I don't think he's that interested in cup size.


Depends on what type of cup we're talking about....
 
2014-06-18 09:48:18 PM

KatjaMouse: jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

[img.fark.net image 183x275]
Let me fix that for you:

[img4.wikia.nocookie.net image 422x560]


Bullshiat. The Todd would NEVER do anything to potentially harm a set of cans.
 
2014-06-18 10:24:29 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Listen, lad. I built this pair of tits up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was AAs. Other kings said I was daft to build a rack on a broad, but I bought it all the same, just to show 'em. It exploded into the chest. So, I bought a second pair. That exploded into the chest. So I bought a third pair. They burned down, fell over, then sank to the knees. But the fourth pair... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the biggest tracts of land in these islands


+1
 
2014-06-19 01:56:58 AM
All things considered, she's pretty damn good looking for a 51 year old.
 
2014-06-19 08:34:46 AM

twiztedjustin: All things considered, she's pretty damn good looking for a 51 year old.


img.fark.net

Not when you compare her to a 60 year old.
 
2014-06-19 01:14:20 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: twiztedjustin: All things considered, she's pretty damn good looking for a 51 year old.

[img.fark.net image 850x1013]

Not when you compare her to a 60 year old.


Right. Fair comparison there. Ordinary person at beach (shot with potato) vs. celebrity with a team of makeup artists.
 
2014-06-19 08:54:30 PM

zxcasd1: LoneWolf343: lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.

Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."

Know how I know you don't own an oceangoing boat?

/I don't either but have friends who do...NaCl+H2O=nasty stuff

//I stand in a cold shower and tear up $100 bills instead


Know how I know you don't know the difference between saline and brine?
 
2014-06-19 09:54:32 PM
LoneWolf343:Know how I know you don't know the difference between saline and brine?

By the taste of his semen?
 
2014-06-20 01:49:23 AM

gunther_bumpass: LoneWolf343:Know how I know you don't know the difference between saline and brine?

By the taste of his semen?


TMI.
 
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