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(Metro)   Fitness instructor's $8,000 over-sized breasts explode. It happens sometimes. Boobies just blow up. Natural causes (Not safe for work photo of aftermath)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 90
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2014-06-18 02:26:55 PM
Scary indeed...

/eye bleach please
 
2014-06-18 03:39:09 PM
That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.
 
2014-06-18 03:39:19 PM
KA-BOOB!!
 
2014-06-18 03:40:00 PM
She prolly suntanned too much so they heated up and went splodey. Fail.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:01 PM

lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.


I would never do that to myself, even if somebody else paid for it.  Makes me cringe just to think of it.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:44 PM
Bah.  that's just surgery bleeding.   I was hoping for full on bloomin' onion exploded breasts.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:59 PM
Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?
 
2014-06-18 03:42:29 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?


Hey, now, there were tits. WERE tits.
 
2014-06-18 03:43:20 PM

lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.


That's pretty much how I think of all breasts...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.
 
2014-06-18 03:45:06 PM
 
2014-06-18 03:45:28 PM
Can we get before and before-before pictures?
 
2014-06-18 03:46:54 PM
I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.
 
2014-06-18 03:47:32 PM
She wanted to go from AA to B and she came out with DD? When she wanted them removed they were going to make her pay 3,800 pounds?

That's pretty farked up.
 
2014-06-18 03:47:33 PM
Actually, that's about $6800 USD, not $8k.
 
2014-06-18 03:47:43 PM
Looks to be about a C-cup (maybe C4)
 
2014-06-18 03:48:21 PM
Not 8000 dollars. 8000 pounds. Those must've been some big-ass titties to weigh that much...
 
2014-06-18 03:48:28 PM
Kim Brockhurst, 51,

stopped reading there.jpg
Actually I read the whole thing......lady, if you haven't made peace with your body by 51, go see a therapist, not the plastic surgeon.  Because at 51, there's NO END to the things that need a little help. And it just goes downhill from there.
 
2014-06-18 03:49:12 PM

lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.


The doctor in question:

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 03:49:14 PM

lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.


Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."
 
2014-06-18 03:49:55 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Not 8000 dollars. 8000 pounds. Those must've been some big-ass titties to weigh that much...


Sorry. It said 4000 pounds, and since there are two of 'em I just multiplied by2. My bad.
 
2014-06-18 03:50:21 PM
wait....that's a fitness instructor?
 
2014-06-18 03:50:57 PM
"fitness instructor"... looks at pic...  huh?  I guess like the saying goes...those that can do...those that can't teach
 
2014-06-18 03:51:15 PM

LewDux: NSFW


......
 
2014-06-18 03:52:21 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: wait....that's a fitness instructor?


They didn't say a GOOD fitness instructor now did they?
 
2014-06-18 03:54:00 PM
If were a fitness instructor with exploding boobs, I would TOTALLY want it documented and spattered across the Internet for snark and derision. Here I am in my hospital bed with bloody boobs...PLEASE TAKE A PIC AND POST IT

/bloody selfies
 
2014-06-18 03:54:31 PM

jst3p: She wanted to go from AA to B and she came out with DD? When she wanted them removed they were going to make her pay 3,800 pounds?

That's pretty farked up.


It's pretty made up.
 
2014-06-18 03:55:03 PM

LoneWolf343: lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.

Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."


These obviously were not modern implants, the article says they were silicone.
 
2014-06-18 03:56:56 PM
Giant Exploding Boobs is my next band name.
 
2014-06-18 03:57:02 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?


Correct. He should have used "smoking hot" in the caption.
 
2014-06-18 03:57:41 PM
I thought exploding boobs was something completely different and now I'm disappointed.
 
2014-06-18 03:57:59 PM

LoneWolf343: lostcat: That's pretty much how I think of all implants...Nasty sacs of chemicals that are one squeeze away from rupturing.

Modern implants are filled with saline, so unless you want to call salt water a "nasty chemical..."


Know how I know you don't own an oceangoing boat?

/I don't either but have friends who do...NaCl+H2O=nasty stuff

//I stand in a cold shower and tear up $100 bills instead
 
2014-06-18 04:00:09 PM

Slackfumasta: KA-BOOB!!


That made me lol
 
2014-06-18 04:00:40 PM

jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:


Somehow, I don't think he's that interested in cup size.
 
2014-06-18 04:00:48 PM
'Fitness Instructor', eh?  I know I'm a pig and all, but she does not strike me as someone who looks fit.  Much less someone who should be instructing others in the ways of fitness....
 
2014-06-18 04:01:23 PM

Delta1212: jst3p: lelio: I like how she said she went in wanting Bs and came out with DDs. Yeah cuz doctors just install whatever they feel like.

The doctor in question:

Somehow, I don't think he's that interested in cup size.


The character would be.
 
2014-06-18 04:01:38 PM
My nipples explode with delight!
 
2014-06-18 04:02:39 PM
fake tits can't fix that level of ugly
 
2014-06-18 04:03:27 PM
She wanted C's but ended up with DD's. Didn't she know it was Double Size Fridays?
 
2014-06-18 04:03:37 PM
Ok Ladies...it's pec's day!  Remember no pain no gain!  Alright...front leaning rest....and one....and two....and

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-18 04:05:01 PM
cretinbob


fake tits can't fix that level of ugly
 
2014-06-18 04:06:22 PM
More exploding boobs:

i58.tinypic.com

i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:06:32 PM
400,000 women were affected by the PIP scandal? That's a lot of breasts.
 
2014-06-18 04:07:53 PM
i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:07:57 PM

Carn: More exploding boobs:

[i58.tinypic.com image 500x300]

[i59.tinypic.com image 630x420]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-18 04:08:17 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Ok Ladies...it's pec's day!  Remember no pain no gain!  Alright...front leaning rest....and one....and two....and

[upload.wikimedia.org image 464x242]


Why do I see a turkey when I look at that?
 
2014-06-18 04:09:19 PM
Was it from a motorboat propeller?
 
2014-06-18 04:09:31 PM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-18 04:09:36 PM
They blow up real good

Link
 
2014-06-18 04:09:54 PM
"And BOOM goes the boob!"

/Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2014-06-18 04:10:25 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: drjekel_mrhyde: Can we ban subby for posting a article with a ugly woman without warning?

Hey, now, there were tits. WERE tits.


There tits. There castle.
 
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