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(TMZ)   Hank Williams III blasts Tom Hiddleston's casting as Hank Williams, says "only an American should play my granddaddy." How shocking; he's a racist   (tmz.com) divider line 302
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2014-06-18 10:47:31 AM
Hank III's not the brightest penny in the fountain.
 
2014-06-18 10:48:08 AM
Racist, subby? You sure that's the term you were going for in your headline?
 
2014-06-18 11:07:26 AM
Hank Williams III blasts Tom Hiddleston's casting as Hank Williams, says "only an American should play my granddaddy." How shocking; he's a racist  xenophobe

Subby I fixed it for you.
 
2014-06-18 11:12:45 AM

Langston: Racist, subby? You sure that's the term you were going for in your headline?


I would have gone with xenophobic, personally.  I see Nefarious already has that covered.
 
2014-06-18 11:14:08 AM

Rev. Skarekroe: Hank III's not the brightest penny in the fountain.


That may well be true, but then, neither is subby.
 
2014-06-18 11:31:14 AM
Racist, Subby?

So, the guy playing Hank Sr. is black, too?

Well then, Hank III is right, because making Hank Sr. black is just too far out for a biopic.
 
2014-06-18 11:34:52 AM
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2014-06-18 11:38:18 AM
"only an American should play my granddaddy."

upload.wikimedia.org

Problem solved.
 
2014-06-18 11:49:04 AM
The actor should also have serious alcohol and drug issues and probably be divorced as well, just to keep it accurate.
 
2014-06-18 11:50:49 AM
Whatever you say, Stanton.
 
2014-06-18 11:59:13 AM

FirstNationalBastard: Racist, Subby?

So, the guy playing Hank Sr. is black, too?

Well then, Hank III is right, because making Hank Sr. black is just too far out for a biopic.


They made a Bob Dylan biopic where Bob Dylan was played, in vignettes about various periods of his life, by a black boy and Cate Blanchett.

notthebeastmaster.typepad.com
 
2014-06-18 12:01:28 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Racist, Subby?

So, the guy playing Hank Sr. is black, too?

Well then, Hank III is right, because making Hank Sr. black is just too far out for a biopic.


Well, I suppose it's no worse than casting a black woman:

upload.wikimedia.org

As the Mother Abbess of a Benedictine abbey in Austria in the 1930's.  As talented as Audra McDonalds is (and quite attractive, too), it's just not believable.
 
2014-06-18 12:07:19 PM
Nonsense, Hank III comes from 3 shades of black.
 
2014-06-18 12:36:36 PM
American is a race?
 
2014-06-18 12:37:54 PM
Flavor Flav should get the part.
He's an American.
 
2014-06-18 12:40:08 PM
Tom Hiddleston is white, isn't he? how can you be racist against white people?
 
2014-06-18 12:41:17 PM
He's right that Matthew McConaughey would have been great, but I think that's easier said than done at this point in McConaughey's career.

Don't blame him for wanting an American in the part either, really... I kind of like Hank 3. Can't say the same for Hank II.
 
2014-06-18 12:51:54 PM
img.fark.net

All American, baby
 
2014-06-18 01:04:22 PM
Get Eddy Murphy to do it.   He's got experience in that sort of thing.
 
2014-06-18 01:06:21 PM
He's absolutely right. Go with this guy...he seems perfect:

mojoimage.com
 
2014-06-18 01:10:35 PM

TommyymmoT: Flavor Flav should get the part.
He's an American.


Scratch that.
With Flavor's big clock, there would be no excuse for showing up 2 hours late, or not at all.

Hank Williams was the Axel Rose of his day.
 
2014-06-18 01:11:28 PM
Remember when the East End burned for three weeks when they announced Audrey Hepburn would play the role of Eliza Doolittle?

Yeah me neither.

It's called acting for a reason.

Although watching Mathew McConaughey singing would be worth the price of admission.
 
2014-06-18 01:17:36 PM
RE:  racist

I think y'all need to get your humor modules checked.  Or perhaps invest in one of these:

www.westernbass.com
 
2014-06-18 01:28:06 PM
There are only two things I hate in this world. People who are racist against other people's country of origin and the Dutch.
 
2014-06-18 01:28:17 PM
Mr. III then went on to butcher a 3-chord Black Flag song and proclaim, "If anybody's gonna ruin my grandaddy's legacy, it's gon be me!!!"
 
2014-06-18 01:28:52 PM
Tom 

some_beer_drinker: Tom Hiddleston is white, isn't he? how can you be racist against white people?


To be fair, Tom Hiddleston is not American White, he's Pasty British White.
 
2014-06-18 01:30:29 PM
Would Hank3 be popular if he was not a descendant of the Hank1?
I think not
 
2014-06-18 01:31:45 PM

Diogenes: RE:  racist

I think y'all need to get your humor modules checked.  Or perhaps invest in one of these:

[www.westernbass.com image 500x184]


you found the headline funny? Uh, OK
 
2014-06-18 01:33:12 PM
Hank Williams III blasts Tom Hiddleston's casting as Hank Williams, says "only an American I should play my granddaddy."

FTFH
 
2014-06-18 01:33:51 PM
Just had a beer with Hank II last weekend.
 
2014-06-18 01:34:02 PM

RexTalionis: FirstNationalBastard: Racist, Subby?

So, the guy playing Hank Sr. is black, too?

Well then, Hank III is right, because making Hank Sr. black is just too far out for a biopic.

They made a Bob Dylan biopic where Bob Dylan was played, in vignettes about various periods of his life, by a black boy and Cate Blanchett.

[notthebeastmaster.typepad.com image 540x359]


BWAHAHAHA
 
2014-06-18 01:34:04 PM
So he wants Matthew McConaughey, who is 44, to play Hank Williams, who died at age 29?
Loki is 33.
 
2014-06-18 01:34:08 PM
Maybe replace him with Chris Hemsworth..
 
2014-06-18 01:34:26 PM
I guess it makes sense to have an overrated Southern douchebag play another overrated Southern douchebag.
 
2014-06-18 01:34:27 PM
THREE!!!
 Not II

III
 
2014-06-18 01:34:37 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-18 01:34:49 PM
Submitter is an idiot. This has nothing to do with racism.
 
2014-06-18 01:34:55 PM

orange whip: Would Hank3 be popular if he was not a descendant of the Hank1?
I think not


He's popular?
Never seen him... saw his former bandmate Joe Buck do a solo show at a dive bar a couple years back. That guy has serious anger issues.
 
2014-06-18 01:35:05 PM
Subby insulted an ignorant redneck, he's racist!
 
2014-06-18 01:35:06 PM

edmo: The actor should also have serious alcohol and drug issues and probably be divorced as well, just to keep it accurate.


www.hollywoodreporter.com

?
 
2014-06-18 01:35:11 PM

vudukungfu: Just had a beer with Hank II last weekend.


With whom did Bocephus enjoy the rest of the beers?
 
2014-06-18 01:35:23 PM

Diogenes: RE:  racist

I think y'all need to get your humor modules checked.  Or perhaps invest in one of these:

[ez dehooker.jpg]


As an avid saltwater fisherman, I recognized this tool instantly. I lobster, but I never flounder.
 
2014-06-18 01:35:25 PM
Next inbred-looking British dudes will be playing American doctors.

P.S. Did you know that Hank Williams III left his face on a mountain? Not kidding.
 
2014-06-18 01:35:26 PM
Pretty derpy for a guy who's own father was only 3 and half when Hank Williams died.
 
2014-06-18 01:35:30 PM
Fetal alcohol syndrome?
 
2014-06-18 01:36:40 PM

RRicochet: Submitter is an idiot. This has nothing to do with racism.


I thought subby was trolling, isn't it obvious?

Or joking, you know, 'cause of the English being so inbred.
 
2014-06-18 01:36:40 PM

Langston: Racist, subby? You sure that's the term you were going for in your headline?


"Racist" is the universal Derp card for the intellectually challenged. It's like "troll" when someone says something about which someone else disagrees but can't come up with a reasonable against.
 
2014-06-18 01:36:42 PM

patrick767: orange whip: Would Hank3 be popular if he was not a descendant of the Hank1?
I think not

He's popular?
Never seen him... saw his former bandmate Joe Buck do a solo show at a dive bar a couple years back. That guy has serious anger issues.


Oh, he's very popular Patrick. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude
 
2014-06-18 01:37:04 PM

dittybopper: Langston: Racist, subby? You sure that's the term you were going for in your headline?

I would have gone with xenophobic, personally.  I see Nefarious already has that covered.


Yep, xenophobe.
 
2014-06-18 01:37:24 PM
Hank Williams abided by Erroll Flynn's advice -- live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse.  Which was advice Erroll never abided by.
 
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