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(WTKR)   Woman graduates high school at 111-years-old. Hopefully won't go streaking to celebrate   (wtkr.com) divider line 16
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2014-06-18 01:47:57 PM
I bet her eleventy-first birthday was quite a shindig.
 
2014-06-18 02:57:44 PM
Bullshiat. I want to see her required Gym grade.
 
2014-06-18 04:35:29 PM
So, there's hope yet...

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/With added Ellie Mae goodness.
 
2014-06-18 04:39:40 PM
Good luck getting a job with only a diploma.
 
2014-06-18 04:44:09 PM

Woman graduates high school at 111-years-old


Which means - unlike schlubby - she would correctly use "at 111 years old".
 
2014-06-18 04:48:28 PM
Done in one.
Although you left out the part about her putting on a ring and vanishing from sight.
 
2014-06-18 04:52:56 PM
I'm calling shenanigans.  I want to see this woman's birth certificate.  Once you get to people claiming to be over a hundred years old, you find a lot of oldsters exaggerating their age for attention.  She's still clearly old, and it's still an impressive accomplishment, but there are very few damn people that make it to 111 years old.
 
2014-06-18 05:01:14 PM
oldschool
 
2014-06-18 05:28:22 PM
Did she have to sleep with her teacher to get a passing grade?
 
2014-06-18 05:42:46 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Woman graduates high school at 111-years-old


Which means - unlike schlubby - she would correctly use "at 111 years old".


Thank you, fellow officer; you beat me to it. *salutes crisply*
 
2014-06-18 05:45:41 PM
What did she wear to the prom?
 
2014-06-18 05:47:07 PM
Schools graduate students.

Students graduate FROM schools.
 
2014-06-18 06:07:17 PM
What a slacker.
 
2014-06-18 10:13:15 PM
How did she pass P.E.?
 
2014-06-18 10:34:38 PM
She also had her first kiss.

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Dammit, Fark - you be slippin'
 
2014-06-18 11:52:09 PM

jmayson: Schools graduate students.

Students graduate FROM schools.


This headline was kind of a train wreck from beginning to end.
 
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