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(WTKR)   A fake distress call to the Coast Guard is an ineffective - and expensive - way to get back at your ex-boyfriend   (wtkr.com) divider line 37
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2014-06-18 01:03:38 PM  
I don't see how making a false claim that a boat was sinking somehow gets back at the boyfriend. Although, she sounds crazy so maybe it made sense to her.

/someone stuck their dick in that
//shouldn't have done that
 
2014-06-18 02:25:24 PM  
In light of #YesAllWomen, we must ask the IMPORTANT question:

What did he do to deserve this kind of treatment?
 
2014-06-18 02:26:21 PM  
Wait a minute. How would her making a fake distress call be getting back at her boyfriend? Did the article leave something out, or am I unable to see the reasoning behind this because I am looking at this with a sane mind?

I remember one of my friends ex's reported his car stolen to the police to get back at him. That was a long week for him.
 
2014-06-18 02:26:45 PM  

gimmegimme: In light of #YesAllWomen, we must ask the IMPORTANT question:

What did he do to deserve this kind of treatment?


miss diminutive: I don't see how making a false claim that a boat was sinking somehow gets back at the boyfriend. Although, she sounds crazy so maybe it made sense to her.

/someone stuck their dick in that
//shouldn't have done that

 
2014-06-18 02:26:55 PM  

gimmegimme: In light of #YesAllWomen, we must ask the IMPORTANT question:

What did he do to deserve this kind of treatment?


According to the video, 7 other women on a sailboat.
 
2014-06-18 02:27:33 PM  

gimmegimme: In light of #YesAllWomen, we must ask the IMPORTANT question:

What did he do to deserve this kind of treatment?


He had the nerve to break up with her after all the time and effort she put into stalking him, driving away his friends, and scaring his family.
 
2014-06-18 02:28:16 PM  
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"I don't like people playin on my phone!!"
 
2014-06-18 02:29:13 PM  

gimmegimme: In light of #YesAllWomen, we must ask the IMPORTANT question:

What did he do to deserve this kind of treatment?


Hmmmm. So many options. I don't know which one to go with.

He was a man.
It was an isolated incident.
He fixed the cable.
False flag operation.
Coastgazi!!b
 
2014-06-18 02:29:48 PM  
Listen you farking nutcase assholes--go play your little mind games on someone who gives a shiat, because the police, the social workers, the therapists, the 911 operators, and the families of people who "done you wrong" are farking tired of your farking shenanigans, and the next time you try to involve some innocent person in your twisted revenge plots, someone might just plant you in a hole, and nobody would miss your lying, nutcase ass.
 
2014-06-18 02:31:00 PM  
My crazy ex got back at me by becoming a crack addict and popping out nine babbys while increasing her alcohol intake daily, and gathering STDs like a rock star. Boy, she showed me.
 
2014-06-18 02:32:38 PM  

ongbok: Wait a minute. How would her making a fake distress call be getting back at her boyfriend? Did the article leave something out, or am I unable to see the reasoning behind this because I am looking at this with a sane mind?


Obviously you're not a woman.
 
2014-06-18 02:32:51 PM  
If it's legitimate maritime distress, the Coast Guard has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
 
2014-06-18 02:33:52 PM  

miss diminutive: I don't see how making a false claim that a boat was sinking somehow gets back at the boyfriend. Although, she sounds crazy so maybe it made sense to her.

/someone stuck their dick in that
//shouldn't have done that


Never dock your boat in crazy.
 
2014-06-18 02:33:53 PM  
There are cell towers in the ocean?
 
2014-06-18 02:35:03 PM  

vudukungfu: My crazy ex got back at me by becoming a crack addict and popping out nine babbys while increasing her alcohol intake daily, and gathering STDs like a rock star. Boy, she showed me.


Oh, SNAP.
 
2014-06-18 02:37:01 PM  
TFA is totally insufficient.  No details on how relationship went awry.  No pics.  No quotes from boyfriend.  Nothing.  Goddamn, "journalists" are lazy.

/am particularly distressed about no pics.
//if you stick your dick in crazy, she should at least be hot
 
2014-06-18 02:40:45 PM  
My ex got back at me by splashing her laser pointer at cockpits. She also sent Joe Biden a bunch of pizza that he didn't order.
 
2014-06-18 02:40:51 PM  
The boyfriend should sinker.
 
2014-06-18 02:42:47 PM  

Gunboat: TFA is totally insufficient.  No details on how relationship went awry.  No pics.  No quotes from boyfriend.  Nothing.  Goddamn, "journalists" are lazy.

/am particularly distressed about no pics.
//if you stick your dick in crazy, she should at least be hot


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2014-06-18 02:44:42 PM  
I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy? I havent met any, just curious. I'm not looking for women who comment and say their not, I'm asking men. Guys, do any of you know any women, who, in your opinion, are sane?

My philosophy has always been that theyre all crazy so you may as well have hot and crazy.
 
2014-06-18 02:45:00 PM  

ongbok: Wait a minute. How would her making a fake distress call be getting back at her boyfriend?


Too bad there was no journalist available to get that information for us, and no editor available to read the article and determine it was missing that information.
 
2014-06-18 02:46:13 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy?


Yes.

But they are only visible to guys who aren't assholes.
 
2014-06-18 02:47:41 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: There are cell towers in the ocean?


"Severn River" is an ocean?
 
2014-06-18 02:50:17 PM  

Intrepid00: drjekel_mrhyde: There are cell towers in the ocean?

"Severn River" is an ocean?


My bad. I had cell service(4bars) in the middle of a lake before.
/They must have At&t
 
2014-06-18 02:51:07 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy? I havent met any, just curious. I'm not looking for women who comment and say their not, I'm asking men. Guys, do any of you know any women, who, in your opinion, are sane?

My philosophy has always been that theyre all crazy so you may as well have hot and crazy.


If all the women you have met are "crazy", the problem might be you.

/they aren't all crazy
 
2014-06-18 02:51:55 PM  

ongbok: Wait a minute. How would her making a fake distress call be getting back at her boyfriend? Did the article leave something out, or am I unable to see the reasoning behind this because I am looking at this with a sane mind?

I remember one of my friends ex's reported his car stolen to the police to get back at him. That was a long week for him.


Looks like she was trying to ruin his day out on the water with his friends and new girl probably. All to the tune of $82k and some time in jail. She probably made the job easier to find her by using her own phone.
 
2014-06-18 02:57:07 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy? I havent met any, just curious. I'm not looking for women who comment and say their not, I'm asking men. Guys, do any of you know any women, who, in your opinion, are sane?
My philosophy has always been that theyre all crazy so you may as well have hot and crazy.


Are there any men out there who AREN'T fat and boring? I haven't met any, just curious. Girls, do any of you know any men, who, in your opinion, aren't boring and fat? My philosophy has always been that they're all boring and fat, so you might as well have the boring, fat one who has money.

/We've replaced the usual misogynistic Fark rant with one about men. Let's see if anyone notices......
 
2014-06-18 02:59:11 PM  

cryinoutloud: BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy? I havent met any, just curious. I'm not looking for women who comment and say their not, I'm asking men. Guys, do any of you know any women, who, in your opinion, are sane?
My philosophy has always been that theyre all crazy so you may as well have hot and crazy.

Are there any men out there who AREN'T fat and boring? I haven't met any, just curious. Girls, do any of you know any men, who, in your opinion, aren't boring and fat? My philosophy has always been that they're all boring and fat, so you might as well have the boring, fat one who has money.

/We've replaced the usual misogynistic Fark rant with one about men. Let's see if anyone notices......


I agree that Beer Me's question was a bit of a bummer.

It's also funny, however, to switch the gender of the pronouns in Jezebel articles and other feminist literature.
 
2014-06-18 02:59:37 PM  

cryinoutloud: Are there any men out there who AREN'T fat and boring?


5' 10"
185#
but i'm on Fark, so.....
 
2014-06-18 03:12:40 PM  

gimmegimme: In light of #YesAllWomen, we must ask the IMPORTANT question:

What did he do to deserve this kind of treatment?



img.fark.net

Seriously, though, the broad is nuts, and stupid to boot.  29?  That's a stunt a 14 year old girl would pull.  Sounds like the guy dodged a bullet.
 
2014-06-18 03:28:45 PM  

lostcat: BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy?

Yes.

But they are only visible to guys who aren't assholes.


That explains it.
 
2014-06-18 03:34:45 PM  

gimmegimme: I agree that Beer Me's question was a bit of a bummer.
It's also funny, however, to switch the gender of the pronouns in Jezebel articles and other feminist literature.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Who the fark sits around reading feminist literature? Do you guys (are you a guy, i"m not sure) go around searching for this stuff so you can be permanently OUTRAGED about women? Because I don't go around reading men's rights stuff so that I can be permanently pissed off. After a years-long custody battle, I don't need to be pissed off any more. I stay away from it.

If you men are reading Jezebel, fark, get a life. If you don't like women, at least be big enough to admit that you just don't like them. Don't go searching for examples in lunatic websites to back you up. We get it---somebody screwed you over, and you'll never get over it.  You have bad taste in women. I get it bro--I have bad taste in men too. I don't blame all men for that.
 
2014-06-18 03:37:12 PM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy?


No. Some of them hide it really well. Many of them don't know that they're nuts. The ones that don't know that they're nuts aren't usually the ones that hide it well.

cryinoutloud: Are there any men out there who AREN'T fat and boring?


Oh, sure. My cousin is pretty ripped and he has an interesting set of hobbies. But he's married.

Guys who aren't fat AND boring AND straight AND available are pretty hard to come by, though.

miss diminutive: I don't see how making a false claim that a boat was sinking somehow gets back at the boyfriend. Although, she sounds crazy so maybe it made sense to her.


Well, let me think...

Her ex-boyfriend works for the Coast Guard, and he was about to go out on a date with a new girl, and the old girlfriend called in a fake boating distress call so the guy would have to abandon his date and go out and try to rescue a boat that wasn't there.

Or...

Her ex-boyfriend has a boat, and the girl called in a distress call on the boyfriend's boat, in hopes that the Coast Guard would throw him in jail for making a fake distress call.
 
2014-06-18 03:37:21 PM  

cryinoutloud: BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy? I havent met any, just curious. I'm not looking for women who comment and say their not, I'm asking men. Guys, do any of you know any women, who, in your opinion, are sane?
My philosophy has always been that theyre all crazy so you may as well have hot and crazy.

Are there any men out there who AREN'T fat and boring? I haven't met any, just curious. Girls, do any of you know any men, who, in your opinion, aren't boring and fat? My philosophy has always been that they're all boring and fat, so you might as well have the boring, fat one who has money.


Wait, so you are saying you overheard the same conversation I did in the break room?  I mean, seriously, they could at least keep their voices down and try to be coy about it.
 
2014-06-18 03:51:13 PM  

lostcat: BEER_ME_in_CT: I have a question... Are there women out there who ARENT crazy?

Yes.

But they are only visible to guys who aren't assholes.


Well, that explains it. I'm doomed.
 
2014-06-18 04:19:35 PM  
Almost fell into that nuttiness trap once. After 6 years, thought my pickings were nonexistent in regards to getting a "normal" gal. Got lucky and found one.  My ex then had realized there was another gal, tried tio nip that right away. Didn't work. Skip ahead 20 years next month, still going. We're a bit older, broken, but still going along.
 
2014-06-18 04:58:16 PM  

miss diminutive: I don't see how making a false claim that a boat was sinking somehow gets back at the boyfriend. Although, she sounds crazy so maybe it made sense to her.

/someone stuck their dick in that
//shouldn't have done that


He was on the boat with seven women and she was performing orgyus interruptus.
 
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