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(WTKR)   Although described by his father as "indoorsy," 23-year-old manages to survived for days in the woods. Fark: He can't remember much after 'hanging out with some friends'   (wtkr.com) divider line 28
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2014-06-18 03:24:58 PM
To be fair, I wouldn't remember how to "managed to survived" either. I can't figure it out now...
 
2014-06-18 04:36:39 PM
Do you remembered how you manage to wrote that headline?
 
2014-06-18 04:37:49 PM
He was in the woods for a week. BFD. It's not like he got shipwrecked on a deserted island or something.
 
2014-06-18 04:39:06 PM
"indoorsy"

LOL

His story sounds like a classic alien abduction to me.
 
2014-06-18 04:39:36 PM
Clearly a time traveler who cheated by jumping ahead to when they found him.

/I meant what you knew, subby
 
2014-06-18 04:40:08 PM
Guy 1:  If you woke up in the woods with a condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?
Guy 2: Heavens...No!
Guy 1:  You want to go camping?
 
2014-06-18 04:40:23 PM
www.chicagonow.com
 
2014-06-18 04:42:11 PM
Somebody accidentally the whole thing.
 
2014-06-18 04:42:32 PM
Rescued just as his PBR supply ran out
 
2014-06-18 04:42:42 PM
Every highschool graduate should be required to spend one week in the wild. Cull the worst of the lot, and make the rest appreciate what civilization is.
 
2014-06-18 04:43:17 PM
That's some nice friends you have there.
 
2014-06-18 04:45:19 PM
They got jimson weed in Suffolk? Or maybe just Halcyon? Shrooms?
 
2014-06-18 04:48:23 PM
sooooo.... shrooms?  anyone else want to offer a plausible hypothesis?  (besides the less likely alien abduction and/or sexual experimentation around a campfire with his 'friends')
 
2014-06-18 04:49:35 PM
...glad he survived, something not adding up.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-18 04:53:18 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Clearly a time traveler who cheated by jumping ahead to when they found him.

/I meant what you knew, subby


Did he try to kill hitler?
 
2014-06-18 04:58:32 PM
stupid hippies
 
2014-06-18 05:00:06 PM
prolly drank his piss to survive
 
2014-06-18 05:01:56 PM
Good Blotter
 
2014-06-18 05:30:25 PM
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2014-06-18 05:32:19 PM
Wow! I'll bet the evening temps got down to the "mildly comfortable" range.
 
2014-06-18 05:32:26 PM
Too much of his make was Forgetall?
Karma low.


/obvious or obscure?
 
2014-06-18 05:45:20 PM
The Crywalkers gathering wasn't quite what he expected...
 
2014-06-18 05:51:59 PM
Strange.....but I'm not sure I'm buying the amnesia story.  Maybe it was a lost week with a lady squatch and the beer goggles fell off.
 
2014-06-18 06:14:52 PM
Sometimes you want to forget:

www.movpins.com
 
2014-06-18 06:36:23 PM
Could have been partying could have been a mental break. The guy is in the age for both.

My guess would be partying but that is gonna wear off in 24 or so hours depending on what he was up to.

A buddy of mine was totally normal until the day he wasn't. He started asking us why they changed all the street names ( they hadn't) and we hadn't been partying at all. We called his folks. That was a rough discussion to say the least. They of course immediately suspected drugs but we were like ya but no
 
2014-06-19 06:21:05 AM

kindms: Could have been partying could have been a mental break. The guy is in the age for both.

My guess would be partying but that is gonna wear off in 24 or so hours depending on what he was up to.

A buddy of mine was totally normal until the day he wasn't. He started asking us why they changed all the street names ( they hadn't) and we hadn't been partying at all. We called his folks. That was a rough discussion to say the least. They of course immediately suspected drugs but we were like ya but no


Drugs can bring on a psychotic break too.

I remember a girl in the dorms who took mushrooms and basically never came out of the trip. I was there when the emts took her away. Trying to smoke cigs backwards and shiat.
 
2014-06-19 09:54:33 AM
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
 
2014-06-19 11:18:12 AM
Sounds like they should have looked here first:

img.fark.net
 
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