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(WTKR)   If you've been shooting birds with blow gun darts in Virginia Beach: A: It's a federal crime and B: What the Fark is wrong with you?   (wtkr.com) divider line 25
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2014-06-18 01:03:51 PM  
Check for evil vegetarian heroin addicts.
 
2014-06-18 01:35:22 PM  
Depends on the bird.

Seagulls and/or Canada Geese? Give the guy more darts.
 
2014-06-18 03:29:21 PM  
Sick? Come on, now. Cant a kid have any fun anymore?
 
2014-06-18 03:30:03 PM  
Well, Obama DID take our guns.
 
2014-06-18 03:32:33 PM  
I blame the dryad - she's the only one that can use 'em
 
2014-06-18 03:32:40 PM  
images.amcnetworks.com

Suspect #1

/Geese can do a heck of a lot more damage to a GC than a gopher.
//sick bastard
 
2014-06-18 03:32:48 PM  
1 it's only a crime if the hunter doesn't have a permit for the canada geese.
2 calling them "canadian geese" makes you look like a moron
3 fark gulls.
4 fark starlings
 
2014-06-18 03:34:46 PM  
As long as it's grackles, I really don't care. J/k grackles
 
2014-06-18 03:39:21 PM  
From comments:Who is shooting birds with blow darts in Virginia Beach?
A sicko loser with no social life.
Ok, which one of you was it?
 
2014-06-18 03:42:08 PM  
Still perfectly legal to walk right up to a stupid turkey and blast its head off with buckshot though.
 
2014-06-18 03:49:40 PM  
Incoming CSB!

The names in this csb have been changed to protect the stupid.

My brother's buddy, Steven, was tired of rooting squirrels out of his attic(he lived next door to a large park with big trees); so he started shooting them with a BB gun. Unbeknownst to him; somebody called the cops. Steven told the responding officer that, and I quote, " Those furry bastards were stealing my nuts!". The responding officer then stated emphatically that, "son, there is no squirrel season in Aggieville".
 
2014-06-18 03:50:50 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-18 03:53:47 PM  
Whenever I try to enjoy/use a pond, lake or ocean Canadian geese do their best to frame me for disturbing their habitat.  They figure out where you're paddling to and fly ahead of you so they can then be indignant when you get there.  I'm certain they stuck themselves with the darts.
 
2014-06-18 04:02:19 PM  
It depends on the bird.

In Pennsylvania, you can hunt crows on Sundays. It's an odd blue law exemption.
 
2014-06-18 04:04:41 PM  

iheartscotch: Incoming CSB!

The names in this csb have been changed to protect the stupid.

My brother's buddy, Steven, was tired of rooting squirrels out of his attic(he lived next door to a large park with big trees); so he started shooting them with a BB gun. Unbeknownst to him; somebody called the cops. Steven told the responding officer that, and I quote, " Those furry bastards were stealing my nuts!". The responding officer then stated emphatically that, "son, there is no squirrel season in Aggieville".


I grew up in a very urban area.  (this is forty years ago) My neighbors would trap the squirrels and then pop 'em, dress 'em and and do whatever you do to prepare them for a meal.  It was like the Beverly Hill Billies without the money.
 
2014-06-18 04:12:55 PM  

Amelia Earhart's Black Box: Whenever I try to enjoy/use a pond, lake or ocean Canadian geese do their best to frame me for disturbing their habitat.  They figure out where you're paddling to and fly ahead of you so they can then be indignant when you get there.  I'm certain they stuck themselves with the darts.


My children like to stand right in front of me or flank when I'm holding things and can't see them. Maybe it's hilarious when I fall down, crushing everything on the way down and spilling whatever I had in my arms all over the place and landing on them. To me, it seems like it wouldn't be worth it. Why can't they take up a decent hobby like rolling oranges onto a busy street like I did when I was a kid?
 
2014-06-18 04:20:06 PM  
Virginia is for plovers?
 
2014-06-18 04:29:21 PM  

Amelia Earhart's Black Box: Whenever I try to enjoy/use a pond, lake or ocean Canadian geese do their best to frame me for disturbing their habitat.  They figure out where you're paddling to and fly ahead of you so they can then be indignant when you get there.  I'm certain they stuck themselves with the darts.


How do you know they were Canadian citizens?  Check their IDs?

/Canada Goose
 
2014-06-18 04:56:53 PM  
seagulls = huge pooping rats with wings.
cormorants = more huge vomiting hipsters with wings
canada geese = Tasty pooping bags of shiat
 
2014-06-18 05:33:08 PM  

sharpie_69: /Canada Goose


It's a stupid name. There are no "America woodpeckers."
 
2014-06-18 07:08:47 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Still perfectly legal to walk right up to a stupid turkey and blast its head off with buckshot though.


well kinda impossible to "walk up to a stupid turkey and blast its head off with buckshot" unless you are talking about a pet as turkeys have very good eyesight and very good hearing.  But yes I will totally shoot a turkey with buckshot as #4's are too small for it and only #3 buck tend to work.  Also wild turkey is delicious and much better than the ones in the frozen section.
 
2014-06-18 07:31:32 PM  
I thought the whole point of blowguns and bbguns was to kill birds and the occasional squirrel?
 
2014-06-18 08:03:48 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Depends on the bird.

Seagulls and/or Canada Geese? Give the guy more darts.


Or European starlings. What miserable little shiats.

/Audubon Society member
//please kill all the starlings
 
2014-06-19 04:21:10 AM  
Police are on the hunt for this man:

1.bp.blogspot.com

That or a Zulu warrior.
 
2014-06-19 05:32:40 AM  
That happens around here sometimes too. Usually kids with nothing better to do. When i find them i usually get some "biatch-slapping" practice in.
 
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