MintyBurns: I actually saw Verne Troyer standing on his scooter, getting frisked by the TSA at the AA first class checkpoint in MIA./CSB
MintyBurns: getting frisked
Chuck Wagon: FTA:Troyer, who has used a mobility scooter for years though he has full mobilityFull mobility? Ya, he can walk, but his legs are what, 12 inches long? His scooter is likely much faster than walking, or probably even running for him. Plus I would have to imagine walking any significant distance would be extremely tiring.
cgraves67: At first I thought he was dead, then I realized I was thinking of the small person who palled around with Kid Rock.
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