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(Daily Mail)   Verne Troyer posts a cheeky picture of himself being searched by a TSA agent. The look on his face...priceless   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 25
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2014-06-18 08:46:06 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-18 12:09:30 PM  
Hey Verne, check out my cavity search.
 
2014-06-18 12:11:49 PM  
After this past Sunday, the TSA put dwarves at a high threat level.

heydontjudgeme.com
 
2014-06-18 12:12:47 PM  
You know, if even 40% of us just started moaning and writhing erotically during every single search...

//If we're honest, the sex offender registery would probably just get longer and nothing else would change...
 
2014-06-18 12:15:34 PM  
I don't have any respect for anyone who puts up with that shiat. And the people that allow their kids to get groped need a smack across their face every twenty minutes for ten years.

They removed the worst machines, so why not go through the machines they have now and skip the groping?
 
2014-06-18 12:19:10 PM  
I actually saw Verne Troyer standing on his scooter, getting frisked by the TSA at the AA first class checkpoint in MIA.

/CSB
 
2014-06-18 12:21:27 PM  

MintyBurns: I actually saw Verne Troyer standing on his scooter, getting frisked by the TSA at the AA first class checkpoint in MIA.

/CSB


TL;DR
 
2014-06-18 12:21:32 PM  
At first I thought he was dead, then I realized I was thinking of the small person who palled around with Kid Rock.
 
2014-06-18 12:22:05 PM  
TSA just wanted some action and to touch his Mini-Me.
 
2014-06-18 12:22:06 PM  

MintyBurns: getting frisked


They don't frisk, they sexually assault people A police officer cannot touch you like they do, even if they want to search you. Really.

If you are I did what they do, we would have to register somewhere.

Frisking is not cupping your hands on the groin area; frisking is a quick sweep with no cupping and holding.
 
2014-06-18 12:22:11 PM  
Like a baby's arm holding an apple, eh?
 
2014-06-18 12:44:59 PM  
The TSA can go FARK OFF
 It is an embarrassment o the USA.
It is a violation of the 1st and 4th amendments.
It does nothing but waste tax dollars.
it is a farce.

Just like the DHS.
 
2014-06-18 12:55:38 PM  
I honestly thought Verne Troyer was dead.....
 
2014-06-18 01:04:09 PM  
I wonder how often he calls Mike Myers.
 
2014-06-18 01:12:24 PM  
Whatever happened to that chick that made a sex tape with him?
 
2014-06-18 01:28:01 PM  
Really, TSA??? You can't recognize Mini-Me??? Either that, or you believe that the Austin Powers series was a documentary. I don't know which scenario is more pathetic.
 
2014-06-18 02:21:33 PM  
Sex with a midget is a fantesy a lot of people have, but if you're not a TSA agent, you're going to have to do it the old fashion way.
 
2014-06-18 02:49:02 PM  
Where are his legs?
 
2014-06-18 04:27:51 PM  
FTA:

Troyer, who has used a mobility scooter for years though he has full mobility

Full mobility? Ya, he can walk, but his legs are what, 12 inches long? His scooter is likely much faster than walking, or probably even running for him. Plus I would have to imagine walking any significant distance would be extremely tiring.
 
2014-06-18 05:12:01 PM  

Chuck Wagon: FTA:

Troyer, who has used a mobility scooter for years though he has full mobility

Full mobility? Ya, he can walk, but his legs are what, 12 inches long? His scooter is likely much faster than walking, or probably even running for him. Plus I would have to imagine walking any significant distance would be extremely tiring.


It can get very tiring when you have to walk with Mini-me's equipment....

img2u.info
 
2014-06-18 05:20:50 PM  

cgraves67: At first I thought he was dead, then I realized I was thinking of the small person who palled around with Kid Rock.


Joe C.

/not that big a fan of Kid Rock or the little person, just wanted to help out.
/do have bawitdaba on my playlist.
 
2014-06-18 05:31:27 PM  

Chuck Wagon: FTA:

Troyer, who has used a mobility scooter for years though he has full mobility

Full mobility? Ya, he can walk, but his legs are what, 12 inches long? His scooter is likely much faster than walking, or probably even running for him. Plus I would have to imagine walking any significant distance would be extremely tiring.


Like a chihuahua.
 
2014-06-18 05:58:45 PM  

Chuck Wagon: FTA:

Troyer, who has used a mobility scooter for years though he has full mobility

Full mobility? Ya, he can walk, but his legs are what, 12 inches long? His scooter is likely much faster than walking, or probably even running for him. Plus I would have to imagine walking any significant distance would be extremely tiring.


Oh, that explains a lot.  You can hide much in a mobility scooter.

www.imfdb.org
 
2014-06-18 06:07:43 PM  
He should have set up a large white sheet and a desk lamp and then took the picture.
 
2014-06-19 11:21:19 AM  
IIRC it's illegal to take photos of TSA agents at work, so he's probably just landed himself on a no-fly list.
 
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