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(WESH Orlando)   Twelve-year-old kid says something you don't like while you are sitting near him at a restaurant? That's a choking, chasing and another choking. Bonus: Mother was drunk and refused to cooperate   (wesh.com) divider line 29
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2014-06-18 02:21:23 PM  
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2014-06-18 02:22:39 PM  
Sounds like the smart-ass little shiat got what was coming to him.

/+1 would choke again.
 
2014-06-18 03:19:30 PM  
His mother was drunk and he's being chased by a lunatic. I'm sorry I think this 12 year old deserves some sympathy for the shiat he has to put up with...
 
2014-06-18 03:24:40 PM  
Well, at least it wasn't a buggerin'
 
2014-06-18 03:30:28 PM  

gopher321: Well, at least it wasn't a buggerin'


So, we know the perpetrator isn't a Republican
 
2014-06-18 03:37:29 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: His mother was drunk and he's being chased by a lunatic. I'm sorry I think this 12 year old deserves some sympathy for the shiat he has to put up with...


This is just conjecture on my part, because IT'S NOT LIKE IT GIVES YOU ANY USEFUL DETAILS IN THE FARKING STORY, but I believe the perp and the egg donor may have been linked romantically.

If so, I'm, kind of, on the kids side with this too.
 
2014-06-18 03:38:52 PM  
This is a tough one.  Fark hatred of children vs. Fark hatred of trailer trashy white people.  Nobody really knows how this one will shake out.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:22 PM  

CivicMindedFive: This is a tough one.  Fark hatred of children vs. Fark hatred of trailer trashy white people.  Nobody really knows how this one will shake out.


We'll derail it with hatred of something else. Maybe a vertical video of the incident will come out.
 
2014-06-18 03:40:41 PM  
I bet the kid shut up though.
 
2014-06-18 03:43:06 PM  
CSB

I have a friend who has a child about this age and he plays World of Warcraft.  At a restaurant, while talking about WoW he loudly exclaimed "The only good priest is a dead priest"

No one choked him, but they did get some fairly strange and judgmental looks.

/CSB
 
2014-06-18 03:43:25 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: His mother was drunk and he's being chased by a lunatic. I'm sorry I think this 12 year old deserves some sympathy for the shiat he has to put up with...


I wish my mother was a drunk growing up.  Do you know the kind of shiat I could have gotten away with?
 
2014-06-18 03:45:14 PM  
 "... police say he choked a 12-year-old boy and chased him around a restaurant."


Be honest, hasn't everyone wanted to do this at least once in the past?
 
2014-06-18 03:53:41 PM  
Picture of the perpetrator.

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/"What are you staring at, farker?"
 
2014-06-18 03:56:15 PM  
www.polkaudio.com

"Beat your kids twice a day. If you don't know why, they do." -- my Dad
 
2014-06-18 03:57:32 PM  

DigitalCoffee: "... police say he choked a 12-year-old boy and chased him around a restaurant."


Be honest, hasn't everyone wanted to do this at least once in the past?


o/

do relatives count?  If so, a whole bunch of times.  If not, at least twice.
 
2014-06-18 03:57:50 PM  
I honest to God believe people have become more rude because they can get away with it; kids yelling at their parents, people cutting in line in front of you, people cutting you off in traffic, idiots on the net running their mouth.

Fear of a good whoopin' keeps people in line.
 
2014-06-18 04:02:51 PM  

Resident Muslim: I honest to God believe people have become more rude because they can get away with it; kids yelling at their parents, people cutting in line in front of you, people cutting you off in traffic, idiots on the net running their mouth.

Fear of a good whoopin' keeps people in line.


popdose.com
Not sure if serious.
 
2014-06-18 04:05:15 PM  
There is some vid of a child bargaining with his parent against getting a spanking.  I was sent it with an "oh how cute this is."  Sad is what it was.

No discussion.  You are in time out until you get it together.
 
2014-06-18 04:10:28 PM  

blindio: CSB

I have a friend who has a child about this age and he plays World of Warcraft.  At a restaurant, while talking about WoW he loudly exclaimed "The only good priest is a dead priest"

No one choked him, but they did get some fairly strange and judgmental looks.

/CSB


Now how is that good? Then the kid has to do all the work.
 
2014-06-18 04:22:13 PM  
Sounds like Mouthy Kid and Strangely man both learned valuable lessons about public behavior.
 
2014-06-18 04:31:40 PM  

BATMANATEE: Sounds like Mouthy Kid and Strangely man both learned valuable lessons about public behavior.


I doubt the kid learned a thing.
 
2014-06-18 04:34:18 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: His mother was drunk and he's being chased by a lunatic. I'm sorry I think this 12 year old deserves some sympathy for the shiat he has to put up with...


This kid doesn't stand a chance.
 
2014-06-18 05:30:39 PM  
It might be cool to be a tough guy in your basement when you can talk to grownups with an anonymous account on the internet.

But when you are out in public you better watch your pie hole boy.
 
2014-06-18 07:03:55 PM  
Sounds like the kid was a total brat. Guy should have followed Mum's example and got fitshaced drunk too.
 
2014-06-18 07:29:23 PM  

phalamir: gopher321: Well, at least it wasn't a buggerin'

So, we know the perpetrator isn't a Republican

 Democrat

FTFY
 
2014-06-18 09:36:01 PM  
Who hasn't wanted to choke the crap out of some loud mouth little snot in a restaurant?
 
2014-06-18 09:42:54 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: There is some vid of a child bargaining with his parent against getting a spanking.  I was sent it with an "oh how cute this is."  Sad is what it was.

No discussion.  You are in time out until you get it together.


Sounds like he's just training for a career in finance or politics.
 
2014-06-18 09:50:01 PM  
Fail.

A. Slam the child's head repeatedly against a table.
B. Enjoy a quiet dinner
 
2014-06-19 09:59:36 AM  
From another article " It happened just after midnight earlier Tuesday in the 1500 block of South Atlantic Avenue in Daytona Beach. "

Apparently Captain Steamers Oyster bar is located at that address.  I think the term restaurant is pushing it.
 
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