BEER_ME_in_CT: Oh for farks sake is this the list for rich housewives??? LOL.heres my list and there's nothing pleasant about it.6:15 alarm goes off6:45 after a few hits of the snooze button I'm in the shower7:00 out the dizzoor8:30 arrive in the office after a 1.5hr blood vessel straining, traffic filled commute. I am already shot for the day but I have a minimum of 10 hours of soul sucking interactions with clients judging my teams creative work.8:35 I try to eat a quick breakfast but I make it about 5 minutes in MAX before some BS emergency hits. Sometimes more than one.8:35-noon try and get enough work done so I can rest for 15 minutes while I eat my lunch.(rarely happens something always comes up)Is this shiat pleasant and productive enough for you hippies at the Mother nature Network?? Now if only I could "set my alarm to 8:15 instead" you spoiled twats.
bump: 9:30 Take Ambien/Valium combo
Billy Bathsalt: "Bloody Mary, full of vodak,blessed are you among cocktails.Come to me now and in my final hour which I pray is soon."
Smeggy Smurf: BEER_ME_in_CT: heres my list and there's nothing pleasant about it.6:45 Alarm goes off. Get up, set it to the 7:15 alarm. Go back to bed6:46 Cat jumps on chest then crawl under covers. Immediately begins to purr loud enough to wake the dead7:05 Cat freaks out, hauls ass out of bed at breakneck speed7:06 Get back up, turn alarm off7:10 Finish dressing if other cat will leave me alone long enough to finish7:15 if not7:20 coffee made, smoothie made7:25 coffee gone, check Facebook and Fark7:40 smoothie gone, make final offensive and/or snarky comment on Fark7:41 commence driving to work7:42 catch red light7:46 catch red light7:52 catch red light7:56 catch red light7:58 catch red light8:01 arrive at work8:02 turn on computer, get coffee8:12 computer finally finishes turning on. Cuss at IT puke for insisting that the cut rate virus protection at the server will suffice and putting on any additional virus protection at the work stations is a firing offense8:22 file finally opened8:23 project manager tells me we need to do this small thing in another file. Begin opening 350MB file8:23:15 project manager wants to know if I have it up yet8:33 inform project manager that the file is finally opened8:35 project manager takes a 3 hour conference call on speaker phone. Project manager is the office LOUD HOWARD.8:36 another project manager needs a screen shot of a conflict. Disappears before saying which version of the file it is8:37 check want ads for a job opening at a place that's sane
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