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(KPHO Phoenix)   How come discovering a crazy, naked woman hiding in your closet always seems to end so much better in an adult movie?   ( divider line
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2014-06-18 10:06:31 AM

Looks like she's ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence
2014-06-18 11:35:04 AM
2014-06-18 01:09:43 PM  
I bet she would rock your world, subby.
/and your sun
//and your solar system
///and your universe.
2014-06-18 01:10:14 PM  
This just goes to show that 99% of the time, the people most likely to be naked are the last ones you'd ever want to see naked. Eeesh
2014-06-18 01:14:15 PM
                He pissed me off, so I cut off his dick.
2014-06-18 01:16:13 PM  
Well subby, to start with...

2014-06-18 01:16:41 PM  

Deputies searched the place and found a naked 34-year-old Suzanne Hussain hiding in a closet. She was reportedly acting abnormally.

For some reason I find that hilarious.
2014-06-18 01:17:40 PM  
How come discovering a crazy, naked woman hiding in your closet always seems to end so much better in an adult movie?

Speak for yourself, man, the cougar that has me tied up in her basement has a respectable rack and loves roleplay. My junk is getting chafed a bit, though.
2014-06-18 01:19:14 PM  
I'm guessing she didn't fix the cable?
2014-06-18 01:23:49 PM

...sorta looks like...
2014-06-18 01:25:07 PM  
meh.  Nobody looks good in a mugshot.

She DOES have the crazy eye though.
2014-06-18 01:30:59 PM  
I'd hit it before calling the cops.
2014-06-18 01:36:43 PM  
Because adult movies end right after the money-shot.
2014-06-18 01:47:42 PM  
Thanks Barak Hussain Obama!
2014-06-18 01:55:00 PM  
I'd hit it.  She looks feisty.
2014-06-18 01:59:24 PM  
Women who look like her is the reason God created doggystyle sex.
2014-06-18 02:02:56 PM  
That's Gor-Don hospital.
2014-06-18 02:03:09 PM  
Wow she looks EXACTLY like a roommate I had a few years ago, about the same age too. Until I am proven wrong I am going to assume it is her, using an assumed name, she was known to do that, farking meathead biatch.
2014-06-18 02:04:01 PM  
Meth head
2014-06-18 02:05:22 PM  
Yeah, so according to her Facebook page, she loves smoking "purp".
2014-06-18 02:06:27 PM  
If I sold insurance, I'd be using this story to get the rubes to buy the additional flood insurance.
2014-06-18 02:06:44 PM  
Thanks Obama!

/seriously, you guys are slipping.
2014-06-18 02:07:24 PM  
...I'm totally printing out her picture and putting on my desk.
People can think what they want.
2014-06-18 02:11:48 PM  
Hussain? Not her.
2014-06-18 02:30:32 PM  
she's on Meet Me...

2014-06-18 02:54:16 PM  
In Gordon County I think they call this sort of thing something like ... Friday night. We'll see her on a before/after meth billboard in a couple of years and her mug shot look smoking hot but comparison.
2014-06-18 07:08:51 PM  

goalie_piggy: she's on Meet Me...


Ok so she had a bad day. What's the worst that could happen?
2014-06-18 10:14:32 PM  
Look at the mug shot and be grateful subbs.
2014-06-18 11:04:26 PM  
There's different levels of crazy and that woman is Cut Off Your Dick crazy. Avoid at all costs.
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