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(YouTube)   It's Darth Vader, but not as you remember him. Star Wars meets Pulp Fiction...and wrestles with the question of where are the goddamn plans   (youtube.com) divider line 16
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2014-06-18 11:40:33 AM  
What does Emperor Palpatine look like?
 
2014-06-18 12:52:36 PM  
Not quite as good as Brick Top Vader, but a respectable number two.
 
2014-06-18 12:57:06 PM  

ArkAngel: What does Emperor Palpatine look like?


Normally, both your wookies would be dead as farking fried bantha, but you happen to pull this stuff while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you the Death Star Plans, they don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too many senate diplomacy meetings this morning over them to hand it over to your dumb jawa ass.

i651.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-18 01:08:10 PM  
I made it about 11 seconds. Paused. Tried again. Made it to 31 seconds.

Congrats subby, this is far better than your Seinfelding Vader submissions.
 
2014-06-18 01:28:30 PM  
Well, that was stupid.
 
2014-06-18 02:33:26 PM  
Lame and old.
 
2014-06-18 02:50:59 PM  
You want something more original?

Pulp Phantom

(In episodic format)
 
2014-06-18 03:39:11 PM  

hogans: You want something more original?

Pulp Phantom

(In episodic format)


Wow, that takes me back.
 
GBB
2014-06-18 04:18:10 PM  

safetycap: ArkAngel: What does Emperor Palpatine look like?

Normally, both your wookies would be dead as farking fried bantha, but you happen to pull this stuff while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you the Death Star Plans, they don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too many senate diplomacy meetings this morning over them to hand it over to your dumb jawa ass.

[i651.photobucket.com image 500x287]


Reach in there and get my light saber.  It's the one that says "Bad Motherfarker" on it.    Ah, that's my Bad Motherfarker.
 
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2014-06-18 04:30:08 PM  
Just wait til subby hears about this new "Hamster Dance" craze!
 
2014-06-18 06:17:41 PM  

hogans: You want something more original?

Pulp Phantom

(In episodic format)


Trooper Clerks
 
2014-06-18 08:05:06 PM  
Wow, that sounded like shiat. That reminded me of something I would have done when I was a kid holding one of these in front of the TV speaker.

www.audiolinks.com
 
2014-06-18 08:49:20 PM  
I didn't know we were doing shiatty throwback Thursdays on Wednesdays now.
 
2014-06-18 08:51:50 PM  
Well. it was new to me. That said, not all the Jackson lines were from PF, so subby failed on the headline.
 
2014-06-19 02:41:50 AM  
I always enjoyed the Coming to America version.

AH HA!
 
2014-06-19 11:01:57 AM  
I'd forgotten the "work your mouth like a puppet" line.
 
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