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(National Post)   Rob Ford's Escalade was arrested for being drunk and having open liquor in vehicle   (news.nationalpost.com) divider line 21
    More: Stupid, SUV, woman charged, Mayor Rob Ford, Mr. Ford, Muskoka, open bottle, Crown Attorney, Cadillac Escalade  
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2014-06-18 08:37:07 PM  
okay I'll post...

The only new thing here is the open container bit, and big surprise, she was kicked out of the Rehab that Rob Ford was in. FOR DRINKING. (speculation: with RoFo. hey she did leave her watch in his room... )
And as covered in the last thread, she was familiar enough with Rob that he lent her the car.  Interestingly, she has a Toronto lawyer without any actual ties to Toronto other than Rob.  And as a part time teller, would have a hard time affording that rehab or the Toronto lawyer.

Now for those of you not following along closely, there has been some debate as to Rob's actual whereabouts lately, He's been turning up in new pictures nearly every other day in Bracebridge and last Friday at Windermere House in Windermere, both spots are at least 45 min drive from the rehab, but just 15-20 from the Ford family cottage...
A reporter for the Toronto Sun, (usually referred to as the Ford's press secretary) had an article yesterday suggesting he was still there as an inpatient. But for an inpatient, he's been seen out a hell of a lot... and buying groceries.
 
2014-06-18 09:44:44 PM  
I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis
 
2014-06-18 09:49:27 PM  

kvinesknows: I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis


She has a bit of history enjoying the hell out of rich married penis, and if RoFo is any indication looks are optional.  Show her the money and a ring and your in.
 
2014-06-18 09:50:53 PM  
O NoEz!!1! His rights wurr vial8ed!
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-18 09:57:47 PM  
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I wanna par........I said I wanna paaaaaaaaty (hic) with huuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr.
 
2014-06-18 10:12:27 PM  
Just give him US citizenship already and let him loose in Vegas in exchange for deporting a Canadian singer to his home country.
 
2014-06-18 10:12:50 PM  
Oh wow, even his property can't stay out of trouble.
 
2014-06-18 10:17:13 PM  

kvinesknows: I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis


www.e-forwards.com
 
2014-06-18 10:21:17 PM  
Bracebridge Ontario? Wow, I go there often and this must be the biggest story since the Tim Horton's ran out of sprinkled donuts.
 
2014-06-18 10:27:34 PM  
Queue the GM recall in 3...2...
 
2014-06-18 10:38:11 PM  

kvinesknows: I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis


Really? I mean... no: really? She's a hard-looking 36, man. You're not that hard up.
 
2014-06-19 12:44:09 AM  
Calgary Alberta has a Harvard-educated, university professor, practicing Muslim as their very popular mayor.

Toronto Ontario has a fat embarrassing crackhead as their mayor.

God, Toronto is an embarrassment to all of Canada.

/RIP Mel Lastman.  Toronto's last embarrassing mayor.
 
2014-06-19 01:26:18 AM  

brimed03: kvinesknows: I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis

Really? I mean... no: really? She's a hard-looking 36, man. You're not that hard up.


She is not that bad

i.huffpost.com
 
2014-06-19 01:48:43 AM  

brimed03: kvinesknows: I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis

Really? I mean... no: really? She's a hard-looking 36, man. You're not that hard up.


dude, id do your mom just as hard.. dont be mad
 
2014-06-19 05:58:54 AM  
I so heart Rob Ford.

I hope y'all are appreciating the man while he's still walking the earth because I don't give him another year upright.
 
2014-06-19 08:02:56 AM  

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I so heart Rob Ford.

I hope y'all are appreciating the man while he's still walking the earth because I don't give him another year upright.


I really want some radio station to start a Rob Ford Death Pool.  Entries are $100, one calendar date per entry, all matched by the radio station. Half the money raised would go to the CCAA (Canadian Centre for Abuse Awareness), half to whoever had the date he removes himself from the gene pool. Split between winners if multiple people picked the same date.

/starts drafting email to John Derringer of Q107 Toronto....
 
2014-06-19 08:05:18 AM  

brimed03: kvinesknows: I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis

Really? I mean... no: really? She's a hard-looking 36, man. You're not that hard up.


It ain't the years, bro, it's the miles (of dick).
 
2014-06-19 08:19:40 AM  
Maybe the SUV is an alcoholic version of Christine.

Lee Anne McRobb drove south on the Canadian equivalent of a highway. The big SUV moved effortlessly through traffic. Lee Anne felt it's power through the faux leather and even fauxer plastic steering wheel.

Suddenly, a little Canadian car with a weird name slowed in front of her and Lee Anne mashed the brake pedal to the floor. The big vehicle narrowly missed smashing the weird little car in to a weird little pancake. Lee Anne cussed as the weird little car started moving again. She then noticed something had rolled up against her foot. She looked down. It was a beer. A Canadian beer. By national law she had to drink it but she was in a moving vehicle. She wondered, had the Supreme court decided Drunk Driving v National Requirement to Drink? . Does Canada have a supreme court or is it just nine guys showing up in robes every November?

Lee Anne didn't know the answer to any of these questions. She picked up the beer. It was cold and frosty. Strange, Lee Anne thought to herself. I haven't had any beer since breakfast and that was at Tim Horton's with my daily Tim Bits. It was several hours ago. If I had an extra beer and forgot about it, it should have become warm and only slightly unappealing.

"Drink it."

Lee Anne froze. "Who said that? Who said that, eh?" There was no one else in the SUV. No deranged hitchhiker hiding in the back seat, no Canadian pop singer hoping to sneak south for a lucrative recording contract and no sickly American trying to sneak north in to her country for free health care. Just her. And the radio-thingie was totally off too. Since there was no hockey game being played, all Canadian radio stations had signed off for the day. Lee Anne looked around. Just her and the beer.

"Drink it, eh?"

Well, that sounded like an order. Lee Anne opened the beer and took a deep, Canadian, drink. Just like she was taught in grade school. Even though she was going a whole bunch of kilometers a Canadian hour, the beer felt good. Cold, wet, tingly. Like a kiss from a moose. She drank again and finished the liter in two drinks. "That's how I got through sixth level classes parts one and two, she thought to herself.

She felt another can bump up against her driving foot.

"Drink it, Lee Anne. Don't be a one liter hoser."

Well, if it got back to her family that anyone, even a disembodied voice of an SUV called Lee Anne a 'one liter hoser' then the family would have to emigrate to the U S in shame. "No one calls me that," Lee Anne snorted. "Especially no one." She popped the top and knocked back that liter like she was 16 years old again.

A few days later, a RCMP, worried that there might be crime somewhere, went out on patrol. He was surprised to find an SUV illegally parked at the bottom of a river with a dead lady behind the wheel. There were empties all around her and she had a half a liter of beer left in her cold, dead hands. She was arrested for alcohol abuse and being dead in a river without a permit.

The RCMP called the local towing company to pull the SUV out of the river. After the body had been removed and the empties recycled, he towed the SUV back to his shop. In spite of being in the river, the SUV seemed roadworthy. He decided to take it out for a test drive.

He had scarcely gone a few of those kilometer things when he felt something hit his foot. He looked down and saw a beer.

"Drink it" said no one nowhere

"Oh, eh. Thanks. But I already got one, here" he said. Holding up a frosty liter so no one could see it.

"Oh. Uh, good. Then it's a party, eh. Drive on, good buddy. Drive on."
 
2014-06-19 09:38:28 AM  

Piizzadude: brimed03: kvinesknows: I would totally Rob Ford the hell out of her

\note Rob Ford meaning fark right the hell up with my penis

Really? I mean... no: really? She's a hard-looking 36, man. You're not that hard up.

She is not that bad

[i.huffpost.com image 720x720]


All... Nobody else pointed out what a HORRIBLE shot she was? She shot everything BUT the clown. And with an EOTech, that is saying something.
 
2014-06-19 09:40:48 AM  
img.fark.netI count 12 rounds that missed, and one in the side of the head. Assuming a full 30 round mag, she missed with 40% plus. Typical range is going to be yards.. With an EOTech.. She must be a stormtrooper or member of the A-Team.
 
2014-06-19 09:48:00 AM  

Brokenseas: Calgary Alberta has a Harvard-educated, university professor, practicing Muslim as their very popular mayor.

Toronto Ontario has a fat embarrassing crackhead as their mayor.

God, Toronto is an embarrassment to all of Canada.


Yes, but Ford is worth his weight in entertainment value.

For those of us who don't live in Toronto, at least : )
 
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