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(The Smoking Gun)   Detroit man attempts to throw over a prison yard fence a football filled with narcotics and cell phones. The pass was incomplete   ( divider line
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2014-06-17 10:45:01 PM  
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ReapTheChaos: Illegal drugs I understand, but I've never seen why they wont let prisoners have cell phones.

You see no problem with having convicted criminals having access to non-monitored communication with the outside world?

Because I can think about a thousand reasons why that's a terrible idea.
2014-06-17 08:16:24 PM  
2 votes:
That is a train wreck of a headline.
2014-06-18 08:43:06 AM  
1 vote:

PanicMan: The Romans, they go home.

"People called 'Romanes', they go the house".

Butchering a Python reference is a heinous act of cocksuckery up with which I will not put.
2014-06-17 11:01:11 PM  
1 vote:
Did meow write this headline?
2014-06-17 10:41:59 PM  
1 vote:

ReapTheChaos: Illegal drugs I understand, but I've never seen why they wont let prisoners have cell phones.

Not sure if serious, but cell phones can cause a lot of trouble inside  revenge or retaliation against someone who you think put you in there, continue to run a drug enterprise, a bad game of Clash of the Clans turns into a riot. Bad news all around.
/plus they can't monitor cell phone calls as easily,as some idiots actually confess to further crimes on the prison phones.
2014-06-17 10:24:25 PM  
1 vote:
Headline badly was written by Subby.

Perhaps to school Subby back should go?
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2014-06-17 08:25:57 PM  
1 vote:
In honor of the headline,

The cunning plan he somehow thought was not all the way through.
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