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(The Smoking Gun)   Detroit man attempts to throw over a prison yard fence a football filled with narcotics and cell phones. The pass was incomplete   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 43
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2014-06-17 07:37:11 PM  
Pass was intercepted, tag is for dumbmitter.
 
2014-06-17 08:16:24 PM  
That is a train wreck of a headline.
 
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2014-06-17 08:25:57 PM  
In honor of the headline,

The cunning plan he somehow thought was not all the way through.
 
2014-06-17 10:22:28 PM  
Molehills, baby.

trend-junky.com
 
2014-06-17 10:24:12 PM  
It's hard to find a tight end in prison.
 
2014-06-17 10:24:25 PM  
Headline badly was written by Subby.

Perhaps to school Subby back should go?
 
2014-06-17 10:29:28 PM  
Throw Papa down the stairs his hat.
 
2014-06-17 10:29:43 PM  
A subsequent examination of the football revealed that it contained marijuana, heroin, tobacco and three cell phones with chargers.

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2014-06-17 10:32:03 PM  
So was the guy in prison trying to throw the drugs out of prison into the city of Detroit or was someone in Detroit trying to throw drugs into the prison?

It really could have been either with the current state of affairs in both locations....
 
2014-06-17 10:35:38 PM  
Illegal drugs I understand, but I've never seen why they wont let prisoners have cell phones.
 
2014-06-17 10:39:07 PM  
The Romans, they go home.
 
2014-06-17 10:41:59 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Illegal drugs I understand, but I've never seen why they wont let prisoners have cell phones.


Not sure if serious, but cell phones can cause a lot of trouble inside  revenge or retaliation against someone who you think put you in there, continue to run a drug enterprise, a bad game of Clash of the Clans turns into a riot. Bad news all around.
/plus they can't monitor cell phone calls as easily,as some idiots actually confess to further crimes on the prison phones.
 
2014-06-17 10:43:52 PM  
Ooo, he card read good!
 
2014-06-17 10:45:01 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Illegal drugs I understand, but I've never seen why they wont let prisoners have cell phones.


You see no problem with having convicted criminals having access to non-monitored communication with the outside world?

Because I can think about a thousand reasons why that's a terrible idea.
 
2014-06-17 10:52:46 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Illegal drugs I understand, but I've never seen why they wont let prisoners have cell phones.


Gobs and gobs of porn
 
2014-06-17 10:53:07 PM  
That guy will probably lose his job after pulling a stunt like that.
 
2014-06-17 10:54:26 PM  

I'M OPEN!


www.trbimg.com
 
2014-06-17 10:59:38 PM  
Throw a football he did. Successful he was not.

/Do. Or do not. There is no try.
 
2014-06-17 11:01:11 PM  
Did meow write this headline?
 
2014-06-17 11:02:43 PM  
www.yodaspeak.co.uk
Do or do not!
 
2014-06-17 11:15:40 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: That is a train wreck of a headline.

 
2014-06-17 11:29:49 PM  
Principal Caught Sayof.

?
 
2014-06-17 11:35:47 PM  

farkingismybusiness: It's hard to find a tight end in prison.


A wide receiver however......
 
2014-06-17 11:44:40 PM  
"Detroit man attempts to throw over a prison yard fence a football filled with narcotics and cell phones. The pass was incomplete"

Awkward sentence structure there subby.

'Detroit man attempts to throw a football filled with narcotics and cell phones over a prison yard fence. The pass was incomplete' would have been less incomprehensible...
 
2014-06-18 12:05:32 AM  
cdn.ksk.uproxx.com
 
2014-06-18 12:31:09 AM  
Came here for the headline snark. Feeling warm inside.
 
2014-06-18 12:37:41 AM  
Great play, as drawn; terrible execution.
 
2014-06-18 01:23:25 AM  
hey Maurice, throw my horse over the fence a bail of hay.
 
2014-06-18 03:56:29 AM  

Big_Doofus: Did meow write this headline?


Not even close. I wouldn't deign to try creating something of meow's magnitude on this topic.

Maybe:
...
...
nope I can't do it.


Someone make a 'Summon mstd' MtG card?


/my favorite farker
 
2014-06-18 05:37:19 AM  
Send him to.... Oh, he's already in Detroit.
 
2014-06-18 05:48:10 AM  
Subby's headline makes my head hurt.
 
2014-06-18 06:48:56 AM  
Are you Pennsylvania Dutch, Subby?
 
2014-06-18 07:32:03 AM  
Always throw a pass to where the receiver is going to be.  In this case, he threw it to where he was going to be.
 
2014-06-18 07:36:28 AM  

The Repeated Meme: Subby's headline makes my head hurt.


My headline was better.
 
2014-06-18 08:27:55 AM  

vudukungfu: The Repeated Meme: Subby's headline makes my head hurt.

My headline was better.


Your headline sucked donkey nuts.
 
2014-06-18 08:43:06 AM  

PanicMan: The Romans, they go home.


"People called 'Romanes', they go the house".

Butchering a Python reference is a heinous act of cocksuckery up with which I will not put.
 
2014-06-18 09:05:13 AM  
Calvin Johnson would have caught it.
 
2014-06-18 09:18:59 AM  
So he is going to be new qb for the bronies
 
2014-06-18 09:43:10 AM  

stonicus: vudukungfu: The Repeated Meme: Subby's headline makes my head hurt.

My headline was better.

Your headline sucked donkey nuts.


that was my headline. Man sucks donkey nuts at football.

But thanks for playing.
 
2014-06-18 09:45:35 AM  

tirob: Are you Pennsylvania Dutch, Subby?


I see you beat me to it.  I've grown used to hearing this sentence structure, since I have family down that way.
 
2014-06-18 10:54:53 AM  
His prison name will be "Tebow"
 
2014-06-18 11:44:20 AM  
The throw was intercepted by prison guards, and returned with a felony indictment.  So...Romo?
 
2014-06-18 12:28:43 PM  

farkingismybusiness: It's hard to find a tight end in prison.


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