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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   "The suspect also ate several hot dogs and rice cakes before departing"   ( divider line
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1556 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jun 2014 at 9:30 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-17 09:12:16 PM  
Rice cakes? It's criminal.
2014-06-17 09:18:12 PM  
Give him the chair if he put ketchup on the hot dogs
2014-06-17 09:31:28 PM  
My buddy's nickname is Squirt.
2014-06-17 09:33:33 PM  
You don't really have to break inside just to take a Squirt.
2014-06-17 09:39:28 PM  
Mom ?
2014-06-17 09:40:39 PM  
I click on the link
The word CLEVELAND then appears
Surprised I am not
2014-06-17 09:44:12 PM  
Burglars eating food, watching TV, and basically making themselves at home is pretty commonplace, not sure why this was considered worthy of posting.
2014-06-17 10:03:54 PM

This is exactly the sort of thing a soldier from an apocalyptic future would do.
2014-06-17 10:11:28 PM
2014-06-17 10:23:35 PM  
A homeless person wanted food and to clean themselves...  WOAH!!!  STOP THE PRESSES!!!
2014-06-17 10:28:23 PM  
2014-06-17 11:15:58 PM  

Skyday: A homeless person wanted food and to clean themselves...  WOAH!!!  STOP THE PRESSES!!!

No need to break in here, I'd give that away. There's plenty of disposable razors and even a spare toothbrush or two.

But what is this "Squirt" stuff?
2014-06-17 11:24:58 PM  
Check the nearby bathrooms.
2014-06-18 10:58:03 AM  
Isn't this pretty common? Last December, some people broke into my house and helped themselves to my homemade lasagna before stealing my TV and a couple of jewelry boxes. They even put the used forks in the sink.
2014-06-18 11:27:37 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Rice cakes? It's criminal.

Call off the manhunt.  Eating rice cakes is punishment enough.
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