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(International Business Times)   The CEO of Exxon-Mobil isn't going to let a little thing like patriotism or a direct request from the United States government stop him from travelling to Moscow and doing business deals with people the US has imposed sanctions on   ( divider line
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2014-06-17 06:24:06 PM  
7 votes:

Somacandra: Neckfat

Neckfat fark retired a few years ago and built a sizable mansion, complete with helipad, 100' yacht mooring, and 12 tennis courts, all on an island made from his neckfat.
2014-06-17 09:37:05 PM  
3 votes:

Sechin: Hey Rex! Glad to see you! What's new?
Tillerson: Well, my country is propping up a dictator in another country.
Sechin: That's funny, my country is also propping up a dictator in another country.
Tillerson: This other country, it's in the Middle East.
Sechin: Weird, ours is also in the Middle East!
Tillerson: Odd isn't it. Ours is being attacked by an army of crazed religious fanatics.
Sechin: I was just going to say that!
Tillerson: The ISIS?
Sechin: Yes!
Tillerson: Gee, it really is a small world sometimes, ain't it.
Sechin: It sure is Rex. It sure is.
2014-06-17 06:57:45 PM  
3 votes:
At least he will tip well when he is over there...
2014-06-17 09:14:52 PM  
2 votes:
Should have sent Dr. No Neck instead:
2014-06-17 07:37:33 PM  
2 votes:
The US should invalidate his passport and make him stay in Russia with that other traitor, Snowden.
2014-06-17 06:05:29 PM  
2 votes:
Job creators. Free market. Be a jerk and he'll go Galt
2014-06-17 11:50:29 PM  
1 vote:

Tarkus: The US should invalidate his passport and make him stay in Russia with that other traitor, Snowden.

The NSA isn't going to snoop on you any less because you said that.
2014-06-17 11:45:32 PM  
1 vote:

real_headhoncho: Proof of who actually runs things in the States.

Is the CEO's neck guillotine-proof? Let's soon find out.
2014-06-17 09:49:20 PM  
1 vote:

Fark like a Barsoomian: real_headhoncho: Proof of who actually runs things in the States.

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I'm sorry:

BLATANTLY OBVIOUS Proof of JUST ONE OF THE PEOPLE who actually runs things in the States AND EVERYWHERE ELSE.

2014-06-17 09:33:34 PM  
1 vote:

Percise1: Hey, I know! Hurt him/them the worst you can; don't buy their product. It will affect profits/share holder returns to some degree, and this is all these people care about.

Seriously, I haven't bought any BP products since they bungled the Gulf mess. If enough people do it, it will make an impact. Go down the street and pay 5 cents more; stand up for your principles and take action, no matter how small. Without at least that, there is no room for talk...

5 cents more? Are you crazy? If I'm gonna throw money around like that, I may as well get all dressed up and go to Walmart.
2014-06-17 09:07:26 PM  
1 vote:
2014-06-17 06:53:51 PM  
1 vote:

This About That: Here's the thing about Big Oil. They are multinational. They and their executives know allegiance to no one.

You know, for all the wailing and gnashing of teeth you hear from some quarters about American soverignty (see UN, NATO, NAFTA, etc.), they sure don't seem to care that these bodies get to exist and operate freely and extranationally, regardless of how much impact they have on the economy and governance of the US.
2014-06-17 06:17:41 PM  
1 vote:

At least that guy dealt with his Neckfat or something.
2014-06-17 06:03:50 PM  
1 vote:
arrest him and charge him with treason?
problem solved

2014-06-17 06:02:11 PM  
1 vote:
Proof of who actually runs things in the States.
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