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(io9)   Michael Bay to revise Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for accuracy; turtle power   (io9.com) divider line 18
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2014-06-17 06:03:24 PM  
That article just made me wonder: what happens if a turtle eats too much and starts getting fat?  Where does the fat go?
 
2014-06-17 06:49:08 PM  
They say butt breathing like it's bad.  Politicians do it all the time
 
2014-06-17 06:49:10 PM  
You know what else breathing through your ass is useful for?

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2014-06-17 06:50:15 PM  

serial_crusher: That article just made me wonder: what happens if a turtle eats too much and starts getting fat?  Where does the fat go?


To her thighs.
 
2014-06-17 07:00:15 PM  
Cracked had an article about the exact same thing today.

http://www.cracked.com/article_21161_5-animals-that-can-do-amazing-t hi ngs-with-their-butts.html

Looks like the turtle lobbyist are getting their monies worth finally.
 
2014-06-17 07:04:47 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: They say butt breathing like it's bad.  Politicians do it all the time


Politicians talk out of both ends.
 
2014-06-17 07:12:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-17 07:19:40 PM  
bork.files.wordpress.comturtle?
 
2014-06-17 07:29:43 PM  

HairyNevus: You know what else breathing through your ass is useful for?


I was about to reference the episode where they started eating food the opposite direction
 
2014-06-17 07:49:23 PM  
Are they still the world's most fearsome fighting team?
 
2014-06-17 08:01:23 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-17 08:40:27 PM  
But did you know that turtles are nature's suction cups?
 
2014-06-17 08:44:46 PM  
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard.
"This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.
 
2014-06-17 09:12:13 PM  
So that is why turtles always smell bad, they have fart breath.
 
2014-06-17 09:14:26 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM

/Always what I think of when someone says Michael Bay
 
2014-06-17 10:10:43 PM  

Sexpun T'Come: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM

/Always what I think of when someone says Michael Bay


No kidding.  So true.
 
2014-06-17 11:05:31 PM  
I thought this was going to be about the TMNTs now having lips.
 
2014-06-18 11:08:01 AM  
"You think that's air you're breathing now?"
 
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